This Will Disappoint Mom…

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 13, 2009). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

…but it looks like my days of sporting long, flowing locks of beautiful curls may be pretty severely numbered.

There are two reasons for this:

Firstly, one of the jobs I’m working my way through the application process for is in a more conservative atmosphere, and there’s a strong chance that I’ll have a better possibility without long hair.

Secondly — and in some ways, even more importantly — when Prairie was braiding my hair in the morning on Saturday before I headed off to Norwescon, she paused for a moment. “Hmmm…your hair is getting pretty thin up here, isn’t it?”

We’ve had a long-standing understanding that while we both like the long hair, I wouldn’t be able to pull it off forever. With the ever-receding hairline that Hanscom men are blessed with (and there’s no irony in that choice of words: I’ve always been glad we get the front-to-back hair loss instead of the “bald spot” of male pattern baldness), there comes a time when long hair just doesn’t work. Back on my 30th birthday, when I started growing my hair out again, I made Prairie agree to be sure to tell me when I started getting in real danger of sporting a ‘skullet,’ the hairstyle choice of skeezy creeps everywhere.

It looks like that time may have come.

I’m not quite in to full-on “DANGER skullet” territory, but I’m close, and with the added impetus of putting employment before vanity, it’s probably only a matter of days or weeks (at the outside) before the curls go away.

Sorry, mom!