Music IQ

Not bad for an ex-DJ, though I’ll admit that I did better than I thought I would

Mix-Tape Master (109-144 points)

You are a music evangelist: the person in your network of friends who always has the coolest new song, the one whose iPod gets picked to DJ every party. You understand the art of the segue, how the key to the best mix-tape isn’t just the songs you pick, but how they interlock with each other. You also know who the up-and-coming acts are and are quick to recognise where their influences lie and whether they will make it big. You work hard at the pursuit of this knowledge, scouring music blogs, magazines and record stores. Most importantly, you are generous with your passion – and your friends should be very, very grateful. Still, it’s always good to get new inspiration for your latest mix.

(via Paul)

2:42

Joshua Allen (aka Fireland) uses Science! to determine the perfect song length: two minutes and forty-two seconds.

Just look at what clocks in between two and a half and three minutes: “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “We Got the Beat,” “Boys Don’t Cry,” “Hot Fun in the Summertime,” “Good Times Bad Times,” “I Would Die 4 U,” “Paranoid,” “Blowin’ in the Wind,” “Debaser,” “God Only Knows,” and “Fall on Me.” These are not only stone-cold classics but they also encapsulate all that is great about the band without wasting your goddamn time.

The scientists then dug up this song by a group that pretty much defines one-hit wonder: the La’s. The song is “There She Goes,” and is so flawless that it instantly made everything else the band did pointless. This ditty is two minutes and 42 seconds, and is all about songwriting economy.

I listened to it and said, in my rich and sonorous timbre, in my typically concise and absolutely-nailing-it fashion: “Here is a song that has everything I need and nothing I don’t.”

Out of curiosity (and amusement), I did a quick scan of my music collection to see what I had that clocked in at this magical time. Here’s a few that I noticed that deserve mention (though whether they prove or disprove his conclusions may well depend on your personal taste)…

  • The Beastie Boys, “Lighten Up”
  • Count Basie, “April in Paris”
  • Mark Dinning, “Teen Angel”
  • The Tokens, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)”
  • Neil Diamond, “Red, Red Wine”
  • The Mamas and the Papas, “California Dreamin'”
  • Pearl Jam, “Oceans”
  • Bow Wow Wow, “I Want Candy”
  • The Violent Femmes, “Mother of a Girl”
  • The Drifters, “Under the Boardwalk”
  • Frank Sinatra, “Lover”
  • Chuck Berry, “Johnny B. Goode”
  • Danny and the Juniors, “At the Hop”
  • Depeche Mode, “Enjoy the Slience (Harmonium Mix)”
  • The Mouseketeers, “The Mickey Mouse Club March”
  • The Andrews Sisters, “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy”

All in all, some good stuff in there. He just might be on to something…

What’s your song?

Go here, plug in your birthday, and it’ll give you the #1 Billboard song for the day you were born.

What’s yours?

Lunchtime

Flickr has video now! This is a silly little meme that’s going around called Fridgets: short little videos with the camera inside the fridge.

Dik Od Triaanenen Fol (Finns Ain’t What They Used to Be)

A bit of silliness here. A few months back, Prairie and I went to see Monty Python’s Spamalot when it was here in Seattle. In the programs, where you’d expect to find the show information and cast/creator bios, there was instead very Pythonesque information about ‘Bin Faaarkrekkion’s New Moosical, Dik Od Triaanenen Fol (Finns Ain’t What They Used to Be)‘. The actual Spamalot information was a few pages back in the program, of course. Here, though, for those who may not get to see Spamalot onstage, is the skinny on ol’ Bin Faaarkrekkion.

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Random Updates

It’s been a while since I’ve actually said anything on here, hasn’t it? So it goes, sometimes. This past school quarter was a rather unpleasant one, and online babbling became a pretty low priority for me. So, some random updates on the world around me…

School: Ugh. Glad that this last quarter is done with. Had one absolutely hellish class (Spanish 102, with insane amounts of homework and frequently unpleasant classroom experiences) that pretty much took over my life, and to very little positive end result, as the 2.3 final grade will attest to. On the bright side, I passed, but it was really frustrating (especially as this is the first quarter that I’ve been taking a full 12-credit load and didn’t end up with a high enough GPA to be on the Dean’s List) — and resulted in my re-thinking my schedule, dropping Spanish 103 (as it’s taught by the same teacher as this last quarter’s 102 class) and entirely rejiggering my last quarter. I’m now lined up for POL230 International Relations, WMN200 Intro to Women’s Studies, and DRA121 Acting. Should make for a decent senior quarter, and then I graduate in the spring with my AA. Yay!

Work: Proceeds as ever. I’m still selling cameras for the Ritz empire, and still enjoying it. We’ve got a pretty good team and a good little store, and lots of fun toys to play with. Of course, there is the constant good-natured one-upmanship when one or another of us gets a new toy, and I think I’ve fallen behind (I got my Nikon D70s about a year and a half back, then Ns got a Nikon D50 and later upgraded to a Nikon D80, R got a Nikon D40, L got a Pentax K10d, and now Ng just got a Canon 40D — I think we’ve just looped around back to me, anyone want to toss me $1800 for a D300?), but that’s all just part of the fun. In all honesty, for a ‘mall retail job,’ I do enjoy this one.

Home: As cute as our little apartment is, we’re both looking forward to this summer, as current plans have us moving down to the Des Moines area to be closer to Prairie’s job after I graduate. The apartment is in an old-ish (60’s-era?) building, and there are a number of little things that we’re not fond of: single-pane windows that don’t insulate well and rattle every time a car drives, slams its doors, or has music playing too loud; cracks in the plaster ceiling in the bathroom; and we think that there’s some mold or fungus somewhere that keeps both of us just over the line from being quite entirely healthy. We’ll be fine while we’re out and about, then come home and immediately start sniffling a bit…then once we leave the apartment again, we’re fine. Our favorite part, though, is the neighbors who have no concept of ‘inside voices’ or anything else that goes along with conscientious apartment living, and have a tendency to get into rather noisy fights (and we’re concerned about potential domestic violence). On top of that, our building managers, while very nice people, aren’t very effective people, and we’ve long since given up trying to get anything done short of an absolute emergency. We’re definitely ready to find something better.

Other: This past week’s been Spring Break, and I’ve been enjoying the chance to simply take a few days to relax and putter around without any big “gotta do” things hanging over my head. Of course, more than a few days without much of anything scheduled leaves me a little stir-crazy, so today I came out to Des Moines with Prairie to keep her company during her workday. It’s been nice to get a look at the Highline Community College campus where Central Washington University has the branch campus for which Prairie’s heading up the writing center. Tomorrow’s going to be my ‘get ready for spring quarter’ day, clearing out my notebook from last quarter and getting everything ready to go for the next round of classes.

Photos: I haven’t been doing much with my camera lately, unfortunately — that became another casualty of the Class from Hell. I did use a little bit of my tax refund to pick up a little pocket camera — a cute little Casio EX-Z77 that I keep with me so that I can get snapshots during those times when I don’t want to haul the big camera around, which has been helping. Still, I’m feeling a little photography-deprived…hopefully I’ll be able to change that this summer, if I don’t get a chance this spring. Since I needed to decompress (and spend some time with my girl) after last quarter, I decided to forego Norwescon this year (prior Norwescon photos are here, here and here) — a bit of a bummer, but a very necessary and good decision — and as I have to work this weekend, I won’t be able to check out Sakura-Con, so this spring is looking to be sadly devoid of costume-clad fanboys and fangirls. Such a pity! Maybe I’ll be able to swing by the Emerald City ComiCon in May to feed my geek voyeur tendencies (prior ComiCon photos are here and here).

And…once again, I think that pretty much catches everything up for now. Until later, then…

Medieval Fanfic

A short discourse on fan fiction in the Middle Ages

Chaucer seems to have attracted this sort of activity more than other writers–or possibly, we modern readers are more interested in tracking down this sort of thing when it’s done to a writer we admire as much as Chaucer. Chaucer left a lot of gaps in the Canterbury Tales, and other writers stepped up to fill them, writing tales for the poor Ploughman who never got one in the original, an extra tale for both the Merchant and the Cook, and a whole story about what the Pilgrims did once they got to Canterbury. Robert Henryson, a 15th-century Scottish writer, went so far as to write a sequel to Chaucer’s earlier work, Troilus and Criseyde, in which he punishes Criseyde for all the things Chaucer had her do to poor, noble Troilus.

(via Boing Boing)

Archie vs. Pulp: Common People

I’ve long been a fan of Pulp‘s song ‘Common People‘, and some time back I stumbled across the mini-comic of the song drawn by Tank Girl artist Jamie Hewlett, which was a great find. A couple days ago, comic reviewer Chris Sims, in an inspired bit of silliness, set the lyrics for ‘Common People’ to a bunch of altered Archie comic panels.

Continuing the silliness, I spent a little time tonight combining Chris’s strips with Pulp’s song…enjoy!

Interesting postscript: after I uploaded the video, I got an ominously titled e-mail from YouTube with the subject “Copyright Notice”.

Dear Member:

This is to notify you that your video Archie vs. Pulp: Common People has been identified as containing content that may be owned by someone else. The material identified in your video, the person claiming ownership of the material, and the policy they have designated for its use on YouTube are detailed below.

Material Copyright Holder Policy Countries
Audio from PULP-COMMON PEOPLE UMG Allow Everywhere

If the policy listed is “Allow,” you do not need to take action.

Neat — many thanks to UMG for being gracious enough to set an ‘Allow’ policy on this music. Nifty!

Spy Hunter 2008

Generally, I’m not a fan of car commercials (there are a few exceptions, but they tend to be few and far between). However, this one from Pontiac…

…is just all sorts of awesome.