Writing Assignment

(I actually think this is an old joke that I’ve heard before, but it got a good laugh out of me today when Thom posted it…)

A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following three subject areas:

  1. Religion

  2. Sexuality

  3. Mystery

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.

Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.

iTunesEnjoy the Silence” by Amos, Tori from the album Strange Little Girls (2001, 4:10).

Episode III: Pros and Cons

Mike messaged me on iChat this evening after getting back from watching Star Wars Episode III. Our conversation ended up touching on most, if not all, of the points I’ve had wandering around in my head and was planning on using for a more in-depth review than the one I gave previously. So, with his permission, I’m reposting our conversation here.

Spoilers abound, of course, so if you haven’t seen it yet, don’t click through to the full entry…

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Love Battle

Ideologies and slogans are going to be battling it out in the Seattle area next month.

In the (far) right corner: Love Won Out, a “national campaign to treat homosexuality as preventable.”

In the left corner: Love Welcomes All, a counter-conference organized by PFLAG.

A national campaign to treat homosexuality as preventable is coming to the Seattle area for the first time next month — and local activists are ready to respond.

The evangelical Northshore Baptist Church near Bothell has agreed to host the “Love Won Out” conference, presented by author James Dobson’s Focus on the Family group, on June 25.

“The goal is to provide healing for those that want healing in this area of same-sex attraction,” said Glenn Reph, the church’s executive pastor, adding, “It’s not negative. It’s not gay bashing.”

But while claiming not to condemn anyone, Reph said that letting children “choose” homosexuality “would be like letting them choose murder or adultery” because it is “not God’s way of life.”

Do these people even listen to themselves? In one breath they claim that their agenda isn’t negative, and in the next they’re likening homosexuality to adultery and murder.

It’s that kind of message that prompted local chapters of Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, or PFLAG, to organize their own conference, “Love Welcomes All,” as a response to “Love Won Out.”

They want to counter the argument that gay people, along with their parents, are to blame for their sexual orientation as if it is a freely made and negative choice.

“There is no evidence to suggest that people can successfully change their homosexual orientation,” said Doug Haldeman, a University of Washington professor and national president of the Association of Practicing Psychiatrists, who will speak at the PFLAG conference July 9.

“There is, however, considerable evidence to suggest that many people are harmed psychologically in the attempt to change their sexual orientation. They feel guilty and shame-ridden.”

As far as I’m concerned, real love doesn’t discriminate, and certainly not on matters of whether you and your partner have indoor or outdoor plumbing.

iTunesDie In Winter (Haujobb Edit 2)” by :Wumpscut: from the album Born Again (1998, 4:06).

Local Innuendo

Headline from a story in today’s Seattle PI:

University of Washington among top-endowed colleges

I really have to wonder how much it took for them to refrain from substituting “top” with “best” or “well”. I mean, come on…I know it’d be damn hard for me to resist splashing the headline “University of Washington among best-endowed colleges” across the newspaper.

But maybe that’s just me.

iTunesFight the Youth” by Fishbone from the album Reality of My Surroundings, The (1991, 5:00).

2005 Sci-Fi/Fantasy Films

Dori’s got a very handy list of this year’s Sci-Fi and Fantasy films that are likely to be potential Hugo Award nominees. Some I’ve seen, most I’ve heard of, but there were a few listed that I didn’t know about — including a new Terry Gilliam film!

…I started thinking about the sheer number of F & SF films that will be/have been released in 2005, and thereby eligible for the 2006 Hugo awards (yes, we’ll be there, and yes, we’ll be voting). Here’s the list I’ve come up with:

Note that this isn’t a list of all the genre films that are being released this year, just a list of those that I suspect have a fanbase that will want their movie nominated. Given that only five can make the cut, it’s going to be difficult. If I missed your fave, or I misunderstood the rules (I’m not quite sure how foreign films fit), let me know.

Lots of interesting looking stuff showing up in the next six months or so. Going over that list, I…

Not a bad lineup at all, from the looks of it.

Apple and Intel

There’s a lot of rumbling in the Mac world today thanks to a Wall Street Journal article reporting rumors of Apple talking to Intel about using their chips.

Apple Computer Inc. has been in talks that could lead to a decision soon to use Intel Corp. chips in its Macintosh computer line, the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday.

The report, citing two industry executives with knowledge of recent discussions between the companies, said Apple will agree to use Intel chips.

Neither company would confirm the report and an Apple spokeswoman told the Journal she would characterize it as “rumor and speculation.”

This, of course, has led to the usual fooferal about whether Apple may be looking at either moving away from the Power PC chip and onto X86 chips, or possibly simply releasing a version of Mac OS X for Intel processors.

Personally, I think a few of the Slashdot crowd have a better grasp of what’s probably going on here.

/ASCII: My guess is they really are planning on using Intel chips – just not processors. Remember, Intel produces wireless chips, Flash memory, Ethernet chips, and Salt and Vinegar chips.

Halo1: The gigabit ethernet chip in my old G4/400 in fact is an Intel chip.

arloguthrie: Most notably, the XServe Raid runs on an Intel processor. There are tons of reasons Apple would be meeting with Intel. One day, perhaps “the news” will actually be news and not gossip based on “a friend-of-a-friend told me…”

(via /. and many other sites this morning…)

Recap

Still alive, still here, just haven’t been very talkative. Quick weekend recap, though:

Saturday was a jaunt to the University District Street Fair for a few hours. Quite enjoyable, with a couple very entertaining shows by street performers, two of which are fairly well documented in this photoset from the day.

On the way to the fair I spent some time wandering through Westlake Plaza, tracking down all of the various plaques that make up the Westlake Kids Walk public art project. I’d been walking over them for a few years, now, and it was kind of fun to actually see if I could find them all. I think I did…

Sunday was spent at home, cleaning up the apartment a little bit. As I’d spent much of the past month battling a cold, over-stressed from long days at work, or both, things around here had fallen into a pretty sad state. It’s by no means spic-and-span now, but at least I won’t be completely embarrassed should someone show up — as, if all works out well, my mom will be on Wednesday! She’s in the midst of a trip to see friends down here in the states and has about a twelve hour layover here in Seattle, so she should be taking advantage of my proximity to downtown and the bus lines to rest for a few hours during the latter half of the work day, and then we’ll have some time to visit in the evening before she has to return to the airport. Yay!

Rick stopped by for a few hours yesterday also, and ended up leaving with the first two Harry Potter books. He’s not read them yet, and has finally had enough people tell him that he should that he’d decided it was time. He mentioned this and that he was planning on buying them “at some point” — I decided that this wasn’t good enough, and handed him my copies of the first two to borrow to get him started.

Other than that, not much to report. I really do intend to write a bit more about Star Wars Episode III (though it’s rapidly becoming more of a moot point as more and more people see it for themselves), and I’m sadly behind on sending stuff to Seattlest. My one-to-two posts a week completely disappeared last week, and I need to get back into gear on that — last week, I was a few days behind on my daily reading, and every time I saw something that I thought would make a good post, someone else more on-the-ball than I had beat me to it. I’ve got one post that I’m stalled on, too…last week just wasn’t my best for actually prying anything out of my brain.

Hopefully that’s over with, though. At the very least, there’s some nice bright sunshine outside of my window, it looks to be a good day (I hope work doesn’t muck that up too much), and I finally managed to catch up with my reading last night. If all goes well, I’ll be back on the ball this week.

And with that, the day begins…

iTunesBitter End” by Sister Machine Gun from the album Metropolis (1997, 5:20).

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

I’ve got to get to bed soon, but first off, while it’s all still fresh in my mind…

…finally.

That was worth watching.

In brief and spoiler-free: I know Episode I stank, and Episode II was better, but still nowhere near what we’d all been hoping for. Episode III, while not perfect (it definitely still has its kludgy moments), is far better than either of the prior two prequels, and — believe it or not — stands as a worthy addition to the series.

I’ll come back and expand on this later, I think — I’d actually love to now, but it’s edging close to 2am, and I’ve got to work tomorrow — but at the moment, I’m just happy to have walked out of a new Star Wars film that I actually enjoyed.

iTunesMain Title” by London Symphony Orchestra, The/Williams, John from the album Star Wars Trilogy: The Original Soundtrack Anthology (1977, 5:25).

Feed types

Looking at the Google AdSense for Feeds announcement, Scoble takes a moment to rank the various basic types of feeds that can be produced now:

Here, let’s rank RSS feeds from worst (least useful for readers) to best.

  • Worst: headline only feeds with ads.
  • Almost worst: partial text feeds with ads.
  • Barely passable: partial text feeds without ads.
  • Better: Full text feeds with ads.
  • Best: Full text feeds with no ads.

I’ll only subscribe to the bottom three kinds of feeds and if your content isn’t really “must read” (the New York Times, for instance) then you better stick with the bottom two.

Again, when I subscribe to an RSS feed that means I want a long-term relationship. Think about what that means. How abusive of me do you want to be? On the readership side we get to decide how much abuse we’ll put up with. You might find that your readers won’t put up with much. In which case you’ll have to decide if a few extra bucks is worth a decreased readership.

Dead-on, I’d say.

The first two — ‘worst’ and ‘almost worst’ — would guarantee that I would stop reading that site if that were all they offered. At that point, I’d feel that I’m being treated as a consumer, rather than a reader.

I’ve got a few ‘barely passable’ feeds in my newsreader, but I try to make them as rare as possible. If I try to subscribe to a site and the default feed is partial-text, the first thing I’ll do is peek into the source code to see if I can find a full-text feed. Even if I do subscribe to a partial-text feed, those sites get far less readership from me than others do, as it’s rare that the provided summaries catch my interest enough to bring me to the site.

(And a quick aside here — if you’re determined to do a partial-text feed, would you at least take a moment to actually write summaries for your posts that the feed can use? The default “first 20 words” snippet is virtually pointless. Give me a reason to read everything you write, don’t just assume that I’ll automatically stop by anytime something new pops up…with 300+ feeds in my newsreader, I just don’t have time for that.)

Once we get up into the two ‘best’ options — full-text feeds, either with or without ads — the ads don’t bother me quite as much, for two reasons. Firstly, the text of the post is generally longer than the ad and the ad can be easily ignored if I’m so inclined; and secondly, with Google’s targeting technology that picks which ads to run based on content, it’s more likely that an ad will be topic-appropriate (and, therefore, more likely to potentially catch my eye) with a full-text feed.

Me, I’m still going to stay ad-less in my feed. Advertising just isn’t that big of a deal to me — I signed up for Google AdSense out of curiosity, and so far, there’s no reason to get rid of it. I limit the ads to a single spot (below the first post on my index page, and between the post and the comments on my individual pages) so they’re visible but not intrusive (at least, that’s the intent), and every few months I get a little bit of money from Google. Not much — about $300 a year — but these days, every little penny helps.

I do also participate in the Amazon Associates program and the iTunes Affiliates program, but neither of those has netted me much of anything. I think I’ve gotten about $10-$15 from Amazon in the past few years, and I haven’t seen squat from iTunes yet. I just don’t have the readership numbers for these programs to be really profitable…but then, that’s not exactly something I worry about this. If I’d gotten into this whole blogging thing for the money, I’d have gotten out of it years ago.

(That said…would it kill you to go shopping every so often? “)

iTunesReal, The” by Davis, Don/Tech Itch from the album Animatrix: The Album (2003, 8:02).

Hi there!

It’s raining pretty decently right now, so I ducked into the Convention Center on my way home for lunch. Walking past the lower level shops on my way to the elevator, I spotted a girl in the beauty salon sitting with a pomeranian propped up in her lap.

It was cute, so I grinned. She looked up and saw me, smiled back, and shook one of her dog’s paws at me, to wave “hello!”

iTunesDeed, The” by Kickshaw from the album Superstar (1999, 5:06).