Mac mini (and more)

Only the sketchiest details so far, ganked from MacRumors’ live update page, but…

Mac Mini

  • Mac Mini
  • very tiny
  • quiet, fw, usb2, video out, ethernet – very very tiny
  • pizza box style
  • analog, digital video out
  • comes with Panther & iLife 05
  • half as high as an iPod Mini, surface of a little dish
  • coming 1st half of 05
  • 1.25 Ghz G4
  • another at 1.4 Ghz
  • most important new mac ‘ever’
  • available Jan 22
  • prices for mac mini: \$499 and \$599
  • \$499 with 1.25 G4, 256, 40 gig, Combo

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Okay, everything’s done, and Apple’s website has been updated.

Funny: On the iPod shuffle page, there’s a picture of the iPod shuffle next to a pack of gum, with a caption that reads “Smaller than a pack of gum and much more fun.^[2]^” When you go to footnote 2 at the bottom of the page:

  1. Do not eat iPod shuffle.

Funny: On the Mac mini Design page is the notation, “Keyboard, iPod mini, dock, hands, AirPort, Bluetooth and PC sold separately.”

Macworld 2005 Keynote

The keynote for this year’s Macworld starts in about an hour. I won’t be able to ‘liveblog’ it as I have the past couple of years, as little things like work and Apple’s decision not to stream the keynote are getting in the way.

Rumor roundups have been posted on MacRumors and Think Secret — we’ll see how many of them come true once the press is allowed to start talking.

Bloggers’ Rights and Blogophobia

With the news of another weblogger losing his job because of posts on his weblog — this time Joe of the Woolamaloo Gazette — the issues of what webloggers can and cannot expect to be able to post on their weblogs has started bubbling ’round the blogosphere again.

This time, Ellen Simonetti of Queen of Sky, who lost her job as a flight attendant due to pictures she posted on her weblog, has started a project she’s called the Bloggers’ Bill of Rights. I’ve had a few people e-mail me about this (including Ellen herself), but I’ve been holding off on posting anything about it until I’d had some time to think about it.

The Bloggers’ Bill of Rights

The Bill of Rights reads as follows:

We, the inhabitants of the Blogosphere, do hereby proclaim that bloggers everywhere are entitled to the following basic rights:

FREEDOM TO BLOG.

FREEDOM FROM PERSECUTION AND RETALIATION BECAUSE OF OUR BLOGS:

  1. If an employer wishes to discipline an employee because of his/her blog, it must first establish clear-cut blogging policies and distribute these to all of its employees.
  2. Blogging employees shall be given warning before being disciplined because of their blogs.
  3. NO ONE shall be fired because of his/her blog, unless the employer can prove that the blogger did intentional damage to said employer through the blog.

Blogophobic companies, who violate the Bloggers’ Bill of Rights, will be blacklisted by millions of bloggers the world over.

After running this around in my head for a couple days to be sure of where I stood on this, I’ve got to admit that I may end up taking a rather unpopular stance — but I can’t help but think that while I appreciate the ideals behind this, this particular effort seems rather silly, pointless, and unlikely to be of any real consequence.

First off, there’s the simple fact that this is not a real “Bill of Rights” in any real legal sense (which Ellen has made sure to call attention to). Well-intentioned as it is, it carries no weight whatsoever beyond that which the participants give it, and as the sole participants are going to be those webloggers who sign on to it, it makes the whole thing pretty one-sided.

As for the three points of the Bill:

  1. If an employer wishes to discipline an employee because of his/her blog, it must first establish clear-cut blogging policies and distribute these to all of its employees.

    While a specific, targeted, “clear-cut blogging policy” sounds good, and there are a few companies starting to implement such things, I ‘m not entirely sure if it’s a necessary thing in most cases, and it seems rather redundant if you’re working under a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

    Terrance has been thinking about this side of it more than I have:

    But what should a corporate policy on blogging look like? That’s something I never quite got back to wrapping my brain around but seeing this list of people who were fired for blogging got me thinking about it again.

    For employers, assume that your employees are going to blog, and establish clear guidelines to guide them should they choose to do so. Make the penalties for not abiding by the policy clear, such as under what circumstances an employee will be warned and under what circumstances an employee will be terminated where blogging is concerned. And, of course, one of the best things to do is to set an example by starting a company blog if appropriate.

    If you’re publishing something to the ‘net, then you need to think very carefully about the fact that you’re publishing something. The ‘net is a public forum. You’re not talking to one or two friends over a pint in the local bar — you’re putting that information out for Google and the entire world to see. Even if you generally only have a small handful of friends and family visiting your website, if the site is publicly available, than you have a potential audience larger than any printed newspaper or magazine on the face of the planet, and once a post is made, it makes no difference whether your words were printed with ink on paper or electrons on a screen.

    If you’re under an NDA, than it’s blindingly simple: don’t talk about anything covered by the NDA. Period. Hopefully nobody’s foolish enough to question that.

    If you’re not under an NDA, it may seem a little hazy, especially without a blogging policy in place. Many people think that attempting to blog anonymously, using pseudonyms for their co-workers or employer will keep them safe. I tend to think that that’s a somewhat naïve belief, something that I’ve talked about in the past (when I chose to start weblogging under my given name, and again when I was wrapping up my experiences with Microsoft). Really, it’s very simple, and boils down to common sense: if something you write might get you in trouble, assume the worst before you post it for the world to see.

    Maybe it seems a little overly paranoid — but while there are times when it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission, that’s not a game that I think is very reasonable when it comes to your employment.

  2. Blogging employees shall be given warning before being disciplined because of their blogs.

    Oh, how I wish I’d been given a warning and the opportunity to delete my offending post! I don’t have any problem at all with this clause — in fact, I think that in quite a few of the cases where webloggers have been dismissed from their jobs (including mine, Ellen’s, and Joe’s), a warning or even mild disciplinary action on the part of the company would have been far preferable to simply firing the offending employee.

    However, that’s a decision that is solely up to the company. We as webloggers can sign all the agreements, petitions, and Bills of Rights that we want, but it’s the employer that makes the final call, not the employee. My one hope is that as more of these cases come to light, more employers will realize that they’ll receive far less bad publicity and word of mouth by requesting that the offending material be deleted and reprimanding the employee, rather than simply cutting all ties as quickly as possible. However, until and unless that happens — and some companies may decide that it’s not worth the risk of keeping the employee around, even with the potential bad press — it’s far better to err on the side of caution (at least if you’d like to continue receiving a steady paycheck).

  3. NO ONE shall be fired because of his/her blog, unless the employer can prove that the blogger did intentional damage to said employer through the blog.

    First off, and most importantly, again, this is solely up to the discretion of the employer.

    That said, how does one define “intentional damage” — and why “intentional”? What if an employee were to blog about a project of a co-workers that they’d been peripherally involved in, only to find out later that it was a secret project? They weren’t part of the main team and hadn’t signed a specific NDA regarding that project, so any damage that publishing that information may have done to the company wouldn’t have been intentional — but that wouldn’t mean it was any less damaging to the company, or that the employee was any less at fault for having disclosed the information.

    What we as employees, customers, and webloggers see as damaging might be (and likely is) far different from what a company would see as damaging, especially if we can be seen in any way as representing the company. Joe Shmoe on the street saying “Product X sucks” is one thing, a programmer on the Product X team saying the same thing in their weblog is very different, even if the average reader might not know that the weblogger is associated with that project.

In the end, it really boils down to something very simple: it’s the employer that holds the cards. That certainly doesn’t mean that they should be able to get away with doing anything they wish (as has been demonstrated many times over the years through unions, strikes, and so on), but it does mean that the employee needs to take their employer into consideration before publishing work-related subjects to their website.

Lastly, about this “…blacklisted by millions of bloggers the world over” bit. Nothing personal to Ellen or anyone else who’s signed, but so far, there’s all of 44 signatories to this — a far cry from “millions of webloggers.” Plus, even if this did gain traction and there were millions — or even thousands — of participating bloggers…blacklisted?

So, anyone who has signed or is about to sign this thing is pledging not to mention or support any of these companies in any way? That’s going to be interesting to see. Apple‘s on that list, so there better not be any Mac users — and if there are, then I hope they’re not planning on covering the Macworld Expo that starts tomorrow. Microsoft might be on the list, too. With both Apple and Microsoft on the list, I assume that everyone who’s signed up so far are either currently using Linux, some Unix variant, BeOS, or Amiga computers, or about to make the switch. Starbucks is on there — that’s going to seriously cut into the number of Seattle webloggers that sign up.

Anyway, you get my point.

Is Microsoft ‘Blogophobic’?

Apparently, there’s been a fair amount of back-and-forth discussion in the comments to Ellen’s list of Blogophobic companies as to whether or not Microsoft should be listed, with my experiences being one of the more prominent arguments for why they should be. Ellen e-mailed me tonight to ask my opinion.

In short: Absolutely not.

What, you’re surprised? The guy who got booted off the Microsoft campus for posting a picture on his weblog doesn’t think that Microsoft belongs on the Blogophobic list?

Damn skippy I don’t. I’ve had the same opinion of what happened to me ever since the incident took place: I made a mistake, and while I think Microsoft could have handled the situation better than they did, they were entirely within their rights to do what they did.

From my wrap-up posted two days after I was ushered off campus:

Who’s to blame? In the end — me. I really don’t blame Microsoft for their actions. By my best guess, they saw me as breaking the rules…and decided that rather than give me a second chance and run the risk of me doing something similar in the future, it would be better to just cut me loose before I could do any more damage. […] I may not like the way that they handled this. […] However, I cannot fault them for making the decision that they did, however much I wish that that they had made a different decision.

As the old saying goes, “If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.” Not only did I happen to be one of the first highlypublicized cases of a major company dismissing someone for a weblog post, but that company was Microsoft, which added a whole new angle to the stories. Not only was Microsoft dismissing someone for reasons that many people would find trivial, but the person they were dismissing was an admitted fan of traditional rival Apple’s products — and it was a photo of those very products which triggered the entire thing! You couldn’t ask for a better setup than that for another round of Microsoft bashing.

However, as with most things, it’s hardly that simple. There are two major reasons why I don’t believe my experiences should put Microsoft in the “Blogophobic” category.

  1. I was in the wrong.

    As I’ve said before, I made a mistake. I may wish that Microsoft had taken a different approach after finding my post, but it was my mistake, and I paid the price. Life goes on.

  2. Microsoft supports weblogging.

    Robert Scoble has been a prominent and prolific Microsoft weblogger for quite some time now, since long before I was dismissed. He’s also quite good a what he does — I may not always agree with him (apparently they forgot to stock the snackroom in my building on the Microsoft campus with the right Kool-Aid), but he’s a fan of Microsoft’s work, and he writes what he believes.

    He also doesn’t just blindly fawn over everything Microsoft does (though, admittedly, there are times when it seems like it). However, he knows the difference between saying something like “Product X sucks” (as in my example above) and saying “we need to work on this.” It may seem like a minor thing, but there’s a huge difference in tone there. I know I’ve seen him say that there are areas and products where Microsoft could do better, but I don’t think I’ve seen him out-and-out slam Microsoft for something.

    (There’s also one huge difference between Robert and I — he is employed directly by Microsoft, while I was a third-party contractor. The gap between being a Microsoft employee and being an employee of a temp agency who contracts you to a second company who happens to provide on-campus services to Microsoft is immense.)

    Beyond Robert, though, there are a multitude of Microsoft-employed webloggers. blogs.msdn.com currently lists 1,239 different weblogs — that really doesn’t sound like a company that’s afraid of letting its employees blog to me. I’d bet that every single one of those webloggers knows where to draw the line between what is and what is not permissible to talk about on their sites, too.

    Much as it pains me to point this out, too, I have to ask — are there any current Apple employees aside from Dave Hyatt weblogging? Not that I’m about to chuck my PowerMac G5 out the door, buy a PC and drink the Kool-Aid (at least that flavor, I’m still quite happy with my Apple-flavored Kool-Aid) over an issue as trivial as this, but if you really want to use this as a basis for comparing whether a company is blog-friendly or not, Microsoft really isn’t doing badly at all.

So, to sum up: The Bloggers’ Bill of Rights, while well-motivated, doesn’t look to me to be all that useful in the real world; Microsoft isn’t ‘Blogophobic’; and I talk a lot when given the opportunity. Geez. See what happens when someone actually asks my opinion on something? Over 2,400 words on whether people should be surprised when they get canned for being snarky about their job on their weblog.

You’re probably better of leaving me to play with silly online quizzes and memes. Less pain for your newsreader, at the very least. ;)

Dominant Intelligence

Silly meme time…

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

(via John (Logical-Mathmatical? You freak!) and Terrance)

The Phantom in 15 Minutes

While she’s not posting much at the moment due to work on a book, Cleolinda Jones has graced us with another Movies in 15 Minutes parody: The Phantom of the Opera.

VOICE FROM THE DAAÉ TOMB: Christine! Come to me!

CHRISTINE: Daddy? Is that you?

VOICE FROM THE DAAÉ TOMB: …Sure, if that’s your kink.

[Raoul rides up, leaps off his white charger, and tosses his hair urgently.]

RAOUL: Christine! That’s not your dad! That’s just the Phantom!

VOICE FROM THE DAAÉ TOMB: NO IT’S NOT! I’M TOTALLY HER DAD! DADDY LOVES YOU, CHRISTINE!

RAOUL: Oh, COME ON, Christine! You hung out with this guy! You fell in love with his stupid voice! You ought to be able to recognize it!

CHRISTINE: Well, it does sound kind of familiar…

RAOUL: And you saw his face, right?

CHRISTINE: Well… yeah… I mean… he bears kind of a passing resemblance to my father… I mean, aside from the giant Sunburn of Doom… He really looked like my dad when we were singing about the Music of the Night and he was running his hands all over me.

RAOUL: YOU ARE WRONG IN THE HEAD.

THE PHANTOM: I KEEL YOU, FABIO!

Even without having seen the movie adaptation, I know the story well enough to get the jokes in here. Quite cute (and with that many mentions of breasts, I just might have a reason to see the movie after all…).

iTunesDragonflies (Überzone’s Strapped to Your Bed)” by Povi from the album Plastic Compilation Vol. III (1999, 4:09).

Hey…what’s all that white stuff?

Well, it finally happened — after nearly a week of wild rumors and near-panic (I had no less than three of my customers at work plan ‘snow days’ last Thursday based on the weather reports), it’s finally actually snowing in Seattle this morning.

I just might need to wander out and see how well the downtown area is handling it. Camera in hand, of course.

Update: Hmpf. Okay, maybe some of the other areas of Seattle actually got a good amount of snow — I saw some cars that had a good inch or two on their roofs — but downtown? Heck, it’s already almost all melted off. Some slush on the streets, that’s about it.

Looks like it’s going to be a pretty day, though, the clouds are disappearing, blue sky is showing through, and bright sunshine is cutting through the downtown skyscrapers. Guess I can’t really complain. :)

iTunesRock This Town” by Brian Setzer Orchestra, The from the album Dirty Boogie, The (1998, 6:37).

Progress: Related Entries

Progress is being made on the keyword index — in fact, I did a full install and added the code to my templates, and verified that it works just as it should. Unfortunately, I also discovered while testing that as it requires the keywords to have been entered into my entries in a specific way, I need to do a lot of work on fine-tuning the keywords before it will be a useable option. So, with somewhere over three thousand entries to tweak, it’ll be a while before I can actually get that up and running. Still, it was encouraging to see it working, even if it was a little borked.

In the meantime, as well as I had to go back to static rendering for my website, I implemented a feature that I had in the past, but had disappeared some time ago. Thanks to some MySQL wizardry from Adam Kalsey, I now have ‘related entries’ listed in the sidebar for each individual entry (this does mean that the linklog now longer appears on the individual entries, but I didn’t want to make the sidebar stretch on too far). The code already does a fairly good job of picking out similar entries to whichever one is currently being displayed, but the accuracy should improve as I go through and fix the keywords for all the entries on my site.

Just another fun way to go bouncing around and exploring through the years of babbling I’ve amassed here.

iTunesVoodoo People (Edit)” by Prodigy, The from the album Voodoo People (1995, 4:07).

This is Ponderous

This is ponderous, man. Really ponderous.

I had this dream the other night. I went to work one day, and nobody remembered who I was. So, I decided to take the day off. On my way out, I run into my boss, and he says, “Hey…you look familiar.”

I said, “Thanks — people say that a lot in these dreams.”

Then the horns kicked in.

And my shoes started to squeak.

Then all of a sudden, I’m standing on a beach in some tropical part of the world. And there’s this sign that says, “Aren’t you supposed to be at work?” It sort of screamed out at me. Then I remembered — I’ve been here in other dreams. But usually there’s a water polo game, and a girl who could talk with her eyes. And she’d say, “Can you see what I’m saying?”

Then the horns kicked in.

And my shoes started to squeak.

Before I knew it, I was walking near a lake, when the phone rings. And the operator speaks to me in a language I don’t understand.

“Boom bappa-chugga makko-nahwo sing kow, ding kabba-lawa wally gumbo ching pow, heddy gabba-looah kabbah chennesing tee, oom mamma-chugga mannawon is now three.”

Then the horns kicked in.

And my shoes started to squeak.

Before long, I was coming up on this really weird part of my dream. You know — the part where I know how to tap dance, but I can only do it while wearing golf shoes?

Now I’m back on the beach, walking with this girl who talks with her eyes. This time she says, “I think you see what I’m saying.”

Then, just before I woke up, it started to rain, and I’m suddenly on the phone.

“Boom bappa-chugga makko-nahwo sing kow, ding kabba-lawa wally gumbo ching pow, heddy gabba-looah kabbah chennesing tee, oom mamma-chugga mannawon is now three.”

(The girl, who could talk with her eyes.)

(“Can you see, what I’m saying?”)

(“Aren’t you supposed to be at work?”)

This is ponderous, man.

Really ponderous.

— 2Nu, ‘This is Ponderous

I love this song. Too bad it’s so hard to find these days. I was lucky enough to track down a copy on some filesharing network or another some time back. Since Amazon’s got the single (used, but hey), I think I need to go spend a few dollars…

iTunesThis is Ponderous” by 2Nu from the album Ponderous (1991, 3:39).

12 Sentences

From ctakahara: Take the first sentence of the first post of each month for the past year and make a paragraph from it.

Seattle’s library system has been in something of a state of flux ever since I moved down here. Item 1: CBS refuses to run ‘issue advocacy’ ads from MoveOn and PETA during the SuperBowl. Congratulations Peter (and everyone else) on setting a new record for the Oscars by winning every single one of the 11 Oscars that you were nominated for. While I won’t be swapping my post order around, Monday’s discussion on weblog post order has resulted in one small change here on Eclecticism. My birthday weekend started off with this year’s Birth Day for Jason Webley, his annual “resurrection” show, this year combined with the CD release party for Only Just Beginning. If I were to move anywhere I often think it would be San Francisco. Completely on a whim tonight after getting home from work, I decided to head down to see if I could get into an opening-night showing of Spider Man 2. Just a reminder — today is the day of the Ballard Locks Photo Workshop organized in response to Ian Spiers’ experiences while photographing the Locks. My little brother and my one-month old nephew. You know, much as I’d like to get excited about the prospect of a Bloom County feature film, given Disney’s track record over the past few years (nearly anything without Pixar’s involvement is a waste of time — Pirates of the Caribbean and Lilo and Stitch are the only exceptions I can think of, and even Lilo, while enjoyable, isn’t quite up to the standards Disney used to have), the news that their first foray into 3-D animation without Pixar’s involvement will be a Bloom County film doesn’t thrill me. Sunday afternoon, Prairie and I went over to visit Prairie’s sister and her boyfriend to visit, celebrate Prairie’s birthday, and visit their new puppy, Loodie. On the off chance anyone noticed, my site (along with all other sites I host) had about two hours of downtime earlier today.

Okay, that was silly. And my lord I write some long sentences.

iTunesLet Me Entertain You” by Shakespear’s Sister from the album Hormonally Yours (1991, 5:14).

Gallimaufry 3

Third verse, same as the first…

Ten random tracks from my iTunes library:

  • Violent Femmes, ‘Fat‘, off of 3: The Femmes are a long-time favorite of mine, and ‘Fat’ is one of my favorite tracks off of this album. Very tongue-in-cheek, it’s a rather bouncy little lament about a man hoping a girl will gain a little weight. “‘Cause if you got really fat, fat, fat, / You just might want to see me come back, / I hope / you got / fat.”

  • Hole, ‘Drown Soda’, off of Tank Girl: I have to admit, I’ve never been much of a fan of Hole. They’re not really bad, but most of what I’ve heard from them just doesn’t grab my ear (though I will say that I do like ‘Malibu‘). This track pretty much follows the formula: droning guitars and Courtney Love screeching.

  • Romeo Void, ‘Never Say Never (Hot Tracks)’, off of The Edge Level 1: I’m such an 80’s child sometime. Not necessarily the best 80’s one hit wonder out there, but it’s definitely a fun one — “I might like you better if we slept together, / never say never!” This is a remix off of one of the DJ-only promo CDs I got through the Hot Tracks service.

  • Leftfield, ‘Storm 3000‘, off of Leftism: I first heard of Leftfield through the single ‘Open Up‘, with John Lydon (a.k.a. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols) guesting on vocals. That one track was enough to get me to pick up the full album, and I wasn’t disappointed. While this isn’t one of the strongest tracks on the album, it’s not bad filler, and works quite well as background music.

  • Concrete Blonde, ‘Darkening of the Light‘, off of Bloodletting: This is such, such, such a good album. Most people if they know it at all will only know of it through ‘Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)‘, but there’s not a single bad track on this disc. I’ve been lucky enough to see Concrete Blonde live a few times since I moved to Seattle, and they’re firmly cemented in their place as one of my favorite bands. Besides, Jhonette’s voice is just so good….

  • Sarah McLachlan, ‘I Will Not Forget You‘, off of Solace: Not one of Sarah’s more well-known tracks, and probably for good reason. Not bad, but nothing to make it stand out, either, very much standard Sarah McLachlan. Of course, she’s an artist whose standard pieces are still very worth listening to, so that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

  • Children of No Return, ‘White Horses’, off of German Mystic Sound Sampler Vol. IV: This song isn’t great, but I love the series it’s from. I’ve got four of the GMSS discs — I picked the first two up while I was in Germany in 1991, and got the second two off of a friend who found them online and then decided that he didn’t like them as much as I would. Great stuff, as far as I’m concerned, with a lot of German industrial and gothic music that’s nearly impossible to find in the states. Amusingly, some of the artists on these albums (like Das Ich, Girls Under Glass and Project Pitchfork) have since gained popularity in the goth/industrial scene here in the States…but I was listening to them first! :)

  • Tori Amos, ‘Professional Widow‘, off of Professional Widow: The original mix of ‘Professional Widow’, from the single of the same name. Here Tori’s somewhere in her middle stage, between songs with lyrics that make sense and songs that still sound incredibly good but are so obtuse as to be nearly nonsensical. Doesn’t mean I don’t like listening to her stuff at all, but there are times I really am clueless as to what she’s talking about.

  • Front 242, ‘Rhythm of Time (Messengers of Neptune)’, off of Mut\@age Mix\@age: A trancy remix of one of Front 242’s earlier tracks, very Orb-ish. In fact, now that I check, the mix was done by the Orb, imagine that. Front 242’s long been one of my favorite industrial groups, and this remix album is worth picking up — not all of it’s really danceable, but it’s a strong collection of mixes that can be pretty difficult to track down otherwise.

  • Jane’s Addiction, ‘So What!’, off of So What!: Jane’s Addiction’s later stuff never really got me as much as Nothing’s Shocking, Ritual de lo Habitual and their self-titled live album did, but ‘So What!’ isn’t too bad. The remixes on this single are rather forgettable, though. Not much else to say, really…not bad for Jane’s Addiction, but not their best, either.

All in all, not a bad set of songs this week. And now, the weekly bonus track:

iTunesDream On” by Chemical Brothers, The from the album Surrender (1999, 6:46).