Orkut

Much of the buzz this past week that I utterly and completely ignored has been about Orkut, Google‘s entry into the social networking trend. As with the rest, you sign up, invite friends, link to other friends, and so on. I’ve never been too hot about these things — they seem kind of silly, reducing friendships and acquaintances to the level of Pokemon characters (collect the whole set!).

Still, I’m not entirely averse to giving it shot, especially when I get two invitations to join on one day (from both Mike and Jonas), so I figured I’d at least sign up and poke around for a bit (if you’re on Orkut, here’s my profile). I signed up, filled out a good chunk of the profile information, joined a few communities, and added a few friends. Amusingly enough, of the four friends I have listed, I’ve met exactly one of them in the real world (Jon, who interviewed me for the [MSNBC story] about the Microsoft fracas), which is one of the reasons I’ve always been amused by these types of websites — just what, exactly, is the criteria for “friend”? Myself, I’d kind of like it if there were levels or categories of friends (online friends, real life friends, close friends, acquaintances, friends I’d jump in bed with if given half a chance, etc.), but that’s something I’ve yet to see in one of these.

[MSNBC story]: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3341689/ “Blogger dismissed
from Microsoft”
At the moment, with four friends listed, I’m connected in some way to 5,298 people. I have no idea what that means, really (how far do these connections go? Two degrees? Six? Twelve? Infinite?), but that’s what it tells me.

I experimented a bit with the communities feature by creating one for TypePad users. Amusingly enough, after a run to the bank to get my account back in the black, when I got home I found that there were now two more members for that community — none other than Ben and Mena. Rather nifty, that.

Now, of course, the question becomes whether or not I’ll ever remember to check in on this whole thing. I was invited into and signed up for Friendster a while back, and as yet, I believe I’ve checked up on my account there all of four or five times. Now, of course, I can’t even log in, as I’ve apparently managed to forget my login information, and can’t find a confirmation e-mail saved on my computer. Ah, well. So it goes.

iTunes: “Space Shanty” by Leftfield from the album Leftism (1995, 7:15).

Most-blogged books of 2003

Another list post, this time, All Consuming‘s list of the most-blogged books of 2003. As before, books in bold and prefaced with » I’ve read.

  1. » Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5) by J. K. Rowling
  2. Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken
  3. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
  4. » Quicksilver (The Baroque Cycle, Vol. 1) by Neal Stephenson
  5. Pattern Recognition by William Gibson
  6. Designing With Web Standards by Jeffrey Zeldman
  7. Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal by Eric Schlosser
  8. Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution by Howard Rheingold
  9. Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by Cory Doctorow
  10. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
  11. Stupid White Men …and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore
  12. Dude, Where’s My Country? by Michael Moore
  13. » Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
  14. » Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
  15. » 1984 by George Orwell
  16. Treason : Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism by Ann Coulter
  17. Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis
  18. Google Hacks: 100 Industrial-Strength Tips & Tools by Tara Calishain, Rael Dornfest
  19. Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton
  20. The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference by Malcolm Gladwell
  21. » Neuromancer by William Gibson
  22. Why Girls Are Weird: A Novel by Pamela Ribon
  23. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America by Barbara Ehrenreich
  24. Linked: The New Science of Networks by Albert-Lászó Barabási
  25. » American Gods by Neil Gaiman
  26. The Lovely Bones: A Novel by Alice Sebold
  27. Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies by Jared Diamond
  28. Emergence: The Connected Lives of Ants, Brains, Cities, and Software by Steven Johnson
  29. The Weblog Handbook: Practical Advice on Creating and Maintaining Your Blog by Rebecca Blood
  30. What Liberal Media? The Truth About Bias and the News by Eric Alterman
  31. Blogging: Genius Strategies for Instant Web Content by Biz Stone
  32. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
  33. The Great Unraveling: Losing Our Way in the New Century by Paul Krugman
  34. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
  35. Big Lies: The Right-Wing Propaganda Machine and How It Distorts the Truth by Joe Conason
  36. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
  37. Small Pieces Loosely Joined: A Unified Theory of the Web by David Weinberger
  38. » The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson
  39. » Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5) by J.K. Rowling
  40. » Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  41. » Good Omens by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
  42. » Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
  43. » Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas R. Hofstadter
  44. » Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
  45. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
  46. » Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
  47. The Complete Far Side by Gary Larson, Steve Martin
  48. Microserfs by Douglas Coupland
  49. The Language Police: How Pressure Groups Restrict What Students Learn by Diane Ravitch
  50. What Should I Do with My Life? by Po Bronson
  51. Good in Bed by Jennifer Weiner
  52. » Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
  53. Reefer Madness: Sex, Drugs, and Cheap Labor in the American Black Market by Eric Schlosser
  54. We Blog: Publishing Online with Weblogs by Paul Bausch, Matthew Haughey, Meg Hourihan
  55. The Best Democracy Money Can Buy: The Truth About Corporate Cons, Globalization and High-Finance Fraudsters by Greg Palast
  56. The Corrections: A Novel by Jonathan Franzen
  57. Bushwhacked: Life in George W. Bush’s America by Molly Ivins, Lou Dubose
  58. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
  59. We’ve Got Blog: How Weblogs Are Changing Our Culture by Editors of Perseus Publishing, Rebecca Blood
  60. Beyond Fear: Thinking Sensibly About Security in an Uncertain World by Bruce Schneier
  61. » Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
  62. The Clinton Wars by Sidney Blumenthal
  63. Six Degrees: The Science of a Connected Age by Duncan J. Watts
  64. » Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  65. » Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
  66. Jennifer Government: A Novel by Max Barry
  67. » Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) by J. K. Rowling
  68. Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach
  69. The Cluetrain Manifesto: The End of Business as Usual by Christopher Locke, Rick Levine, Doc Searls, David Weinberger
  70. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
  71. Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
  72. The Handmaid’s Tale: A Novel by Margaret Atwood
  73. » Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
  74. Design Patterns by Erich Gamma, Richard Helm, Ralph Johnson, John Vlissides
  75. » Dune by Frank Herbert
  76. Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith by Jon Krakauer
  77. The Threatening Storm: The Case for Invading Iraq by Kenneth M. Pollack
  78. Eric Meyer on CSS: Mastering the Language of Web Design by Eric A. Meyer
  79. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
  80. The Hours: A Novel by Michael Cunningham
  81. Diary: A Novel by Chuck Palahniuk
  82. Wolves of the Calla (The Dark Tower, Book 5) by Stephen King, Bernie Wrightson
  83. The Devil Wears Prada: A Novel by Lauren Weisberger
  84. Essential Blogging by Shelley Powers, Cory Doctorow, J. Scott Johnson, Mena G. Trott, Benjamin Trott, Rael Dornfest
  85. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  86. How to Be Good by Nick Hornby
  87. Prey: A Novel by Michael Crichton
  88. Memoirs of a Geisha: A Novel by Arthur Golden
  89. The Design of Everyday Things by Donald A. Norman
  90. The Skeptical Environmentalist: Measuring the Real State of the World by Bjorn Lomborg
  91. Seabiscuit: An American Legend by Laura Hillenbrand
  92. » The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
  93. Hey Nostradamus! A Novel by Douglas Coupland
  94. Don’t Make Me Think: A Common Sense Approach to Web Usability by Steve Krug
  95. On the Road by Jack Kerouac
  96. Naked by David Sedaris
  97. Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Al Franken
  98. The Substance of Style: How the Rise of Aesthetic Value Is Remaking Commerce, Culture, and Consciousness by Virginia Postrel
  99. Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey
  100. The Future of Freedom: Illiberal Democracy at Home and Abroad by Fareed Zakaria

There’s a few books here listed twice (The Life of Pi, Harry Potter) — I think that’s just a side effect of Amazon carrying both paperback and hardcover versions of the book, so both were linked to enough to show up on the list at different spots.

Plot vs. Monster of the Week

The more I watch of Buffy, I’m starting to notice one definite similarity between my enjoyment of that show and my enjoyment of the X-Files. Nothing terribly earth-shattering, it’s just that both series have two basic types of episode: the “plot” episode and the “monster of the week” episode. In each case, while they’re both enjoyable, it’s really the “plot” episodes that I enjoy the most.

Like I said, nothing terribly earth shattering.

iTunes: “John the Fisherman” by Primus from the album Frizzle Fry (1990, 3:37).

Secret Apple computer revealed!

Well…in 1984, that is. The Mercury News has re-printed an article from 1984 heralding the release of Apple’s then-unknown new Macintosh computer.

After two years of secrecy, brainstorming and sometimes zany company maneuvering, Apple Computer Inc. will unveil a new personal computer Jan. 24 that is the size of a stack of paper and, for about the same price, contains more power than the basic IBM PC.

Known as the Macintosh and considered by analysts to be critical the the future of the company, the machine already is winning rave reviews from the dealers, software developers and industry analysts for its compactness and ease of use.

The machine, which sources way will sell for \$2,495, is designed to catch the fancy of the college students, small businessmen and the American consumer who wants to have ``fun” with a computer. It is priced between the less expensive Apple IIe and the more expensive Lisa.

(via MacRumors)

Pictures from Mars

Very cool webpage automatically collecting and displaying the newest images from Mars.

This web page contains imagery from the Spirit Mars Exploration Rover on the surface of Mars. It is gathered from the raw imagery on the JPL site.

Technical data (filter, instrument type, acquisition time) is captured from the image filename and available. Also, stereo anaglyphs are automatically made from images that were taken in stereo at regular intervals. When appropriate filters were used, color images and thumbnails are created as well.

And even better, it comes with an RSS feed for newsreader users.

(via /.)

March of the Sinister Ducks

Some nights you just find the most bizarre stuff floating around on the ‘net.

Neil Gaiman had a song bouncing through his head the other day, and mentioned it on his weblog. Several people then wrote in to let him know of the location of an .mp3 of the song. After getting permission from the author, Mr. Alan Moore, Neil has quite kindly made the .mp3 officially available: The Sinister Ducks’ “March of the Sinister Ducks“.

Everyone thinks they’re such sweet little things.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
But there’s a poison I’d like to administer;
You think they’re cuddly, but I think they’re sinister!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.

I’d never heard of the Sinister Ducks before, so after grabbing the song for myself (and being quite amused by it, I did a little Googling to see what I could find.

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Think of them waddling about in the dark!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.

According to this English/Portuguese interview with Alan Moore, it turns out that this was a small side project of Alan, Alex Green, and David J. (of both Bauhaus and Love and Rockets) in the early 1980s, roundabout 1983.

Nasty and small: undeserving of life.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
They’ll sneer at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Dressed in plaid jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.

I’m now going to have this song bouncing around in my head for the indeterminate future. I urge you to download it and listen to it yourself — both for the amusement factor in the song itself, and so I’ll be happy in the knowledge that I’ve inflicted this upon other poor souls. ;)

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Who could deny, they’d be better off dead?
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Look closely and you will recoil in surprise
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.

iTunes: “March of the Sinister Ducks” by Sinister Ducks from the album Old Gangsters Never Die (1983, 2:34).

Jason gets his heart back

Last November, I went to Jason Webley’s ‘Deathday’ performance. At the end of the performance, he removed the heart from a puppet figure of himself, which was soon attached to balloons and sent flying off over downtown Seattle. That puppet eventually landed in an alleyway downtown, and was rescued by an appreciative fan…

Chris Jr.: Something landed in front of me on the way back to the Ferry terminal…

Well, we saw the balloons land in the alley so we rushed to get them. They were in the alley, so we cut Jason free from the balloons. I have the puppet, along with the heart. I seemed to have lost the flag. I didn’t want someone who wasn’t at the show to take the puppet and wonder what the hell it was.

Jason Webley puppet

I was just going through the guestbook on Jason’s site, and it turns out that on Dec. 30th, Chris received an unusual package in the mail

I just got a package today (Dec. 30th), and a weird one, at that!  So I opened it to find Webley’s clothing!!!  And instructions which read:

  1. Remove heart from wire web.
  2. Carefully open chest.
  3. Gently place heart in chest.
  4. Light a candle.  Rest.

All of this is to be done on the eve of February 1st.

I’m sure Jason’s happy to have his heart back.

Now we’ve just got to wait until spring to see what else might be in store.

iTunes: “Sleeping Jiva” by Kula Shaker from the album K (1996, 2:02).

Search inside!

Search Inside Lolita?

Wow — I entirely missed Zeldman’s original post about this, but Kirsten just pointed out a hilarious little side effect of Amazon’s addition of “Search Inside!” or “Look Inside!” text to book cover images featuring their full text search feature.

As if the term ‘Lolita’ didn’t attract enough pervs already, now we have little things like this to feed the obsession.

More amusing instances of this can be found on Kirsten’s post, or at Another Pointless Dotcom.

iTunes: “Fun With Drugs” by Velvet Acid Christ from the album Fun With Knives (1999, 5:25).