Program on the emergence of civilization.

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I have no idea what prompted someone to leave this comment on my site, or what relation (if any) they think it might have to the post that it was added to…but it’s just long and bizarre enough that I think I’ll keep it. It didn’t come with any URLs or spam links, so I don’t have to worry about that. Just some odd ranting.

iTunes “Touch ” by Wolfsheim from the album Spectators (2005, 4:10).

…was blind, but now I see

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Back again, new and improved — after swapping out my old, dead video card with a brand-spankin’ new Radeon 9800 Pro Mac Special Edition video card, my Mac is back up and running. A wee bit noisier than it was before, thanks to the fan on the video card (a simple heat sink isn’t enough for this one, apparently), but the main thing is that it’s up and running.

Of course, because life isn’t easy, even this simple seeming endeavor was not without its fair share of challenges.

The first — and the most nerve wracking — was the task of getting from Northgate to the U District through the combined messes of rush hour and holiday traffic. It had taken Prairie half an hour to get from home to the mall to pick me up after work (a drive that normally takes between three and five minutes) and had decided that that was all she could handle (quite understandably so), so I took over the driving from there. We managed to get to the Mac Store and back home in about an hour, so it wasn’t entirely bad…but it wasn’t entirely fun, either.

Next was getting the card itself. This should have been a simple task, but I inadvertently slightly complicated matters when I misstated the specifications of the card and said that I thought it had 512 Mb of onboard RAM. There were a few moments when I was afraid that we were about to be sucked into a debate between salespeople as to whether any Mac video card came with 512 Mb of RAM, but managed to point out that it really didn’t matter as long as they had a card and I could give them money to walk out with it. Crisis narrowly averted.

Lastly, once home, came the process of actually installing the card. Now, I’ve done such things before on other machines, so I was expecting a rather simple task: pop the case open, pull out the old card, put in the new card, close the case, and go on from there. The first two steps went fine, but then I made a mistake no self-respecting geek should ever admit to.

I read the manual.

I know, I know: who actually reads the manual? Still, at the time, it seemed a good idea. The problem I soon ran into was that according to the manual, the card required a power connection from the computer, something that could be accomplished with the use of a ‘Y’ power connector included with the card. This made sense, as it’s a newer, more powerful video card, except for one thing: there was no power connector in the package. Hmmmmm.

Double- and triple-checking the package commenced, with no power cord mysteriously appearing out of thin air. Rereading the manual multiple times didn’t help either, as the words failed to spontaneously rearrange into a friendly message saying, “oh, nevermind, we just wanted to see if you actually bothered to read the manual, go on ahead without the power cord.”

Pity, that. I’d have been amused at that — annoyed, yes, but amused, too.

I did notice, however, that the manual made repeated references to the card as a “Radeon 9800 Pro Mac Edition”…and my box said that I had a “Radeon 9800 Pro Mac Special Edition”. Hmmmm. Could the ‘special’ part of “special edition” mean that it simply drew power through the connection socket, and didn’t actually need the apparently mythical power cord? It was starting to look that way, especially as the card didn’t appear to even have a plug to attach a power cord to. However, I wanted to be sure.

As there were still fifteen minutes left before the Mac Store closed, I gave them a call, and explained my situation to the person on the other end. A bit befuddled at first, he started checking things out, first via the web, then going into the back to look for a box that he could crack open. He wasn’t able to find a box, but he did find some more information on the web. “What color is the circuit board?” he asked.

“Blue.”

“Ah. Yes — the blue card doesn’t have a power connector.”

I paused for a moment, then laughed. “Well, yes, this much I know,” I said. “I just wanted to make sure that that’s how things are supposed to be!” After a few moments, we came to the conclusion that as the pictures he’d found of the cards showed a red board with a power connector, and a blue board without a power connector, then I was probably fine, and they’d simply put a generic instruction manual in the box.

Sure, this was the same conclusion I’d been coming to on my own — but at least this way, I had confirmation from a second source.

So there we were. I put the card in, closed the case, reconnected everything, hit the power button…

…heard the computer start up…

…saw the lights on the keyboard flash…

…heard the scanner initialize…

…and then, finally, saw the power light on the monitor switch from the blinking amber of its ‘sleep’ state to the bright steady green indicating that it was getting a signal.

Success! Huzza, hooray, calloo, callay! And all was right with the world.

And so now, the old (dead) video card is no more, and the new (working) video card is quite happily (and nosily) humming to itself…and I’m the new owner of more video processing power than I’ll ever need.

I have an 8-pixel pipeline, which doesn’t sound very big at all, but is trumpeted on the box as something important, so I’ll assume that it’s a good thing. There’s 128-bit full floating point precision — an important thing, because sinking points would just pile up all the pixels at the bottom of my screen. I have SMARTSHADER™ for cinematic-quality lighting effects (which, I’m sure, will do wonders with the web pages I visit daily). I have VERSAVISION™ to rotate my display to a portrait orientation (of course, as my monitor doesn’t rotate to a portrait orientation, this will give me quite the crick in my neck — but I can do it!).

And lastly, according to the ATI Displays software, I have the option to “Enable Alternate DVI TMDS Receiver Mode”, which “Enables coherent TMDS Receiver support (Ti receiver).” I don’t even know if that’s English, or any language that might have some relation to English…but it’s an option.

I just might have to find some game to play just to justify having this card at some point, or the card’s likely to get bored with text windows and webpages, tell me to shove off, go on strike, and I’d have to do this whole thing over again.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

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One of the things that bothers me every year about the Christmas season (and I know I’m not the only one) is how sadly commercialized it’s become. “Christmas” seems to start the day after Halloween, and continue up to the 25th of December — but no further. Once Christmas day is over and done with, all the decorations suddenly disappear (must make room for the New Years decorations, after all), and life returns to normal.

My family, however, has always had fun celebrating the Twelve Days of Christmas, where Christmas day is day one, and they continue through the next eleven days. We’d get the majority of all our presents on Christmas day, but we’d also get smaller (often silly) presents, one a day until the twelve days were done.

Today, mom sent me a neat bit on the origin of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I’d not heard this before, so never knew that the song wasn’t secular — in fact, it’s actually a “coded” catechism song. Neat to find out about that… …and as it turns out, it appears to be an urban legend. Heh. Well, it sounded good…

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I’m blind!

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Well, crud — it appears that the video card on my computer just died.

The computer froze, and when I restarted, while it sounded like the computer was starting up, I got no video feed. I’ve shut down and restarted again with the same result, and can confirm that the computer is up (by creating a network connection from Prairie’s iMac)…but no video.

I’m about 80% sure that it’s the video card and not the monitor, which has its good and bad points. While I’ve been wanting to replace my monitor for some time now (it’s aging, darker than it should be, and I can’t color correct it to what I should be able to), video cards are cheaper than new monitors (especially since I’m determined that my next monitor is going to be a flatscreen, and not another huge, heavy, power-hungry CRT). However, I don’t really know the video card market, so I’m not sure what I should look for in a replacement (not to mention the question of whether I’d be able to find a decent mac-compatible card at the Best Buy that’s just a few minutes walk away).

The biggest reason I’m pretty sure that it’s the video card is that there was a known issue with first generation Dual 2.0Ghz G5 PowerMacs that would create problems with them going to or waking up from sleep mode that was in some way tied to the video card. Unfortunately, it’s been long enough since I’ve tried to research this issue that I can’t find any of the relevant links rather quickly (though I’m finding a few references…‘G5 Nightmares’, Power Supply Noise and Wake From Sleep, Several G5 Problems, Richard Earney’s note in Hardware Failures, Peter Lovell’s note in Display Problems…there’s probably more, but that’s enough to refresh my memory). In any case, it’s an issue I’ve been dealing with for quite a while now (by not using sleep mode, and avoiding restarting the ‘puter as much as possible, as sometimes that will kick the bug in also), so I’ve known that a new video card might be a future necessity.

I just wasn’t expecting that future to come today. “

So…I guess part of my day’s plan is now to walk down to Best Buy and see if they have a decently priced Mac-compatible AGP 8x video card. Oh joy, oh joy….

Update: Well, so much for that idea. All of the video cards at Best Buy had “Made for Microsoft Windows” logos on them, and the guy working that area didn’t have any idea as to whether they’d work on Macs also (since both platforms use AGP you’d think that the cards would be cross-platform, but without knowing, I wasn’t going to plunk any money down). Grrrr.

I wonder how long it’d take me to get to one of the four local Apple Stores (Four? When did that happen?) and back via the bus system during week-before-Christmas holiday traffic?

Update: Well, I’m glad I called before hopping on a bus — the official Apple Stores don’t even carry video cards. The machine would have to be taken in as a service request, parts and labor charges…meh. All I want to do is buy a verschluggin’ video card so I can drop it in the case.

As much as I love being a Mac user, sometimes I really hate the “all Mac users are clueless” mentality…especially when it comes from the Mothership itself.

Update: Called The Mac Store, and they have two video cards in-stock that will work with my Mac. That’s the good news. The bad news is that I have a choice between the Raedon 9800 Pro for $329 or the Raedon X800 XT for $399. Ouch.

Looks like I’m not getting a working computer tonight…and even the near future might be a little bit doubtful.

Joy.

Lens Lust

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The other day, I had a customer come in looking for a specific lens — Canon’s 85mm f/1.8. It wasn’t one we had in the store, so as we started placing the order for the lens, we got to talking. Turns out she had a Digital Rebel XT, and she said that she had “a lot of photographer friends on the internet” that had recommended this lens to her.

“Do you have a photolog on the ‘net or anything?” I asked.

“Actually, I use a site called Flickr.”

I grinned. “Nice…I’m on there too.”

“What’s your name on there? It would be funny if we knew each other.”

“djwudi.”

Her eyes got a little big, she grinned, and held out her hand. “I’m Myla Kent!”

We’d been watching each other’s photos for some time now, and it was fun to actually run into each other. We chatted for a bit, and she even gave me a very nice compliment, remarking that she was surprised that I didn’t have a digital SLR after I mentioned that I was still using my little Canon A95. “They don’t look like point-and-shoot photos.” Hehe — yay!

Last night during a slow point at work I got a little curious, and found a similar lens to pop onto the store’s Nikon D70s (my current dream camera) — Nikon’s 50mm f/1.4 (about a 75mm after the digital conversion). Oh, wow…such a nice lens. I spent a good half hour shooting randomly around the store and experimenting. Man that lens has a nice shallow depth of field. I want!

Heh.

I can’t even afford the camera, and I’m lusting after a $320 lens to add on to it.

Someday…

iTunes “Lucky” by Girls Under Glass from the album German Mystic Sound Sampler Vol. I (1989, 4:07).

I’ve got the blues…

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…but in this case, it’s a good thing.

I’ve been wanting to move away from the (slightly tweaked, but still) stock template included with Movable Type 3.2 for some time now, but just haven’t been able to find the time and energy to tackle the project.

Today I actually managed to find both at once, and here’s the result — the return of the “Blue Distressed” theme for my site. I’ve missed this one, and apparently, so have at least a few of my readers, from comments I’d gotten from time to time. The theme has been slightly tweaked from its last appearance on the site, but it’s still essentially the same: blue-grey colors, and a kilted me up in the corner.

Of course, that picture is quite out of date — I’ve got a bit over a year and a half’s worth of hair now — but fixing that will have to wait for a while yet. For now, I’m just happy to have this place looking a little more “me” than it has for the past few months.

As always, feel free to let me know if anything seems obviously buggy, or cries out for further tweaking…unless you use Internet Explorer. If you’re using IE, get out of the ’90’s and upgrade to a browser that works (unless, of course, job restrictions restrict you to IE…in which case, I pity you). ;)

iTunes “Hallowed Ground” by Erasure from the album Innocents, The (1988, 4:05).