Comments from the Peanut Gallery

I spent a little time last night reorganizing the blogroll on the site. Actually, I split it into two, and added a bunch of links.

Since I had the phrase “comments from the peanut gallery” running through my head for no discernible reason whatsoever, I went into the e-mail folder where I dump all the comments that I receive on the site, sorted them all by sender, and started scrolling through. Anytime I saw an address with a good number of comments, I snagged any URL that was left with the comments, and added them to the new ‘Peanut Gallery’ blogroll in the sidebar.

So, in theory, I should have caught most, if not all, of the most frequent visitors that leave comments, as long as they have a site to link to. If I’ve missed anyone, or if for some reason I’ve linked to you and you’d rather I didn’t, please let me know!

The next step is making sure that all of those sites are tossed into NetNewsWire…

iTunes: “Gumbo” by Phish from the album A Live One (1995, 5:14).

It’s me!

(Note: while this did happen to me tonight, this rant isn’t particularly aimed at any one person, as I’ve had it happen to me off and on from many different people over the years. Don’t take it personally — but if it sounds like I could be talking to you, than it might be worth taking to heart.)

Oh, screw off.

Look, it’s bad enough when people do this to me at home, but for god’s sake, if for any reason you find it necessary to call me at work, would you please just tell me your damn name? I don’t know if you think it’s cute, or are just severely overestimating my ability to identify your particular voice based solely upon the words “hello” and “it’s me” (often also having to compensate for the distortion of miniscule cell phone microphones), but this little game is really not appreciated.

Working in a public business, I could have any number of people calling me at any given point, from customers to co-workers to people far higher up on the corporate totem pole than I am, and having to stand there and rack my brain, desperately trying to pinpoint who I’m talking to (while trying not to look like a complete and total idiot to the customers waiting for my attention in the store) does nothing aside from annoy me.

Names, people. Simple courtesy. This shouldn’t be an issue.

Analogy

Microsoft Windows : computer security :: George Bush : national security

(Yes, it’s probably extremely flawed. At quarter to two in the morning, it made me laugh when it popped into my head.)

iTunes: “Nocturnal Transmission” by BT from the album Ima (1996, 8:36).

August 11th is National Underwear Day

At least, according to Freshpair.com, it is…

Underwear isn’t something we talk about much. For a long, long time it didn’t get mentioned at all, except as “unmentionables”, and it was seen even less. Today, it is very different. Increasingly, women are showing glimpses of bra straps and lingerie under a see-through shirt. Likewise, men don’t worry about keeping their underwear waistbands below their pants. In fact, far from being hidden or inappropriate, intimate apparel now fits snugly into pop culture-through fashion, through retail, through celebrities’ attire, and a million other ways. Even when you don’t think about it, underwear reflects a mood, a personality, a sense of style, a special occasion, and so much more. It’s more revealing than anything else we wear-which may be why it’s so rarely revealed.

[…]

This is the day when underwear becomes not just the first thing you put on and the last thing you take off, but the most important thing you wear all day. Go on an underwear shopping spree to dress yourself. Dress from the inside out.

Call your favorite radio station and tell them about National Underwear Day, and how listeners can go to www.freshpair.com to sign the petition urging official recognition of a day to honor these invaluable but underappreciated undergarments.

Treat yourself to that new thong you’ve been eyeing. Break out your favorite pair of boxers. Take a few minutes to find what’s in your top drawer and revisit your underwear history. Start a conversation around the water cooler. Proudly display a bit of your skivvies for all to see. Don’t be shy about it. Underwear is one thing we all have in common (unless you’re one of those people who don’t wear any).

Ahem. ;)

(via Len)

iTunes: “Theme, The (Hot Tracks)” by Black Girl Rock from the album Hot Tracks 15th Anniversary Collectors Edition (1997, 5:56).

Movie scenes that need to be made

From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight…

Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)

Me: (laughs) now that could be entertaining

Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with…

Me: (laughs) now there’s a fight scene that needs to be made!

Prairie: haha–two girls whopping each other with dildos… it’s been made, but they call it S&M porn…

Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a blast putting that fight in one of his films

Prairie: oooh–no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies!

Me: if only I had his e-mail address…

Prairie: “Dear Mr. Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can’t scream? Thanks.”

Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)…

Prairie: haha–yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle — but when I’m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late

I am such a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)

iTunes: “So Happy Birthday” by Anderson, Laurie from the album United States Live (1984, 6:23).

National Preparedness Month: September 2004

Coming this September, on the three-year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks: National Preparedness Month.

Because the prior 35 months were all about slacking off and letting the terrorists win, apparently?

This will be publicly announced to the world on September 9th, by Department of Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge. Why announce it nine days into the month?

Why September 9th? That’s awfully late, if it’s supposed to be the entire month. My guess, thinking like Karl Rove: this year’s 9/11 anniversary falls on a Saturday, so an announcement on the date or even Friday would only get a burst of free media on a weekend. But by timing it for the 6 pm news on Thursday, it’ll reach the Friday papers, and thus be fully-injected into all of the emotion-laden anniversary coverage, plus the Sunday morning talk shows.

The America Prepared Campaign has a downloadable calendar of events (PDF link).

There’s much more to all of this — check out This Modern World for more fun details.

Of course, keep in mind, that this isn’t politically motivated (the fact that they didn’t do something like this until election season, and that it all kicks off just after the GOP convention, is entirely coincidental).

Uh-huh.

Right.

iTunes: “Notorious” by Duran Duran from the album Decade (1988, 4:01).

Kilt #2: Mocker

The only problem I’ve had so far with owning a kilt is that I only owned one kilt. As much as I like wearing the kilt for general day-to-day use, wearing the same garment every day can get a little questionable, no matter how cool the garment is. Plus, laundry days pretty much necessitate going back to pants while the kilt is in the wash.

Luckily, this is a problem easily solved — I put in an order for a second kilt a couple weeks ago, and got the call yesterday that it was in! I hopped the bus out to the UK warehouse this morning, and walked out the proud owner of my second Utilikilt.

Original UtilikiltMocker Utilikilt

Where my first was an Original UK, this one’s a Mocker. The main differences are that the Original has a single back pocket and the Mocker has two, and where the Original has external cargo-style pockets, the Mocker has internal side pockets (more like “normal” pants pockets). They’re incredibly deep, too — as the saleguy told me, the aim is to “keep your junk below your junk.”

I’d wanted the Mocker style for a bit now, as I’ve been planning to go see a couple friends get married next month up in Anchorage, and while they were quite adamant that I should come to the wedding kilted, I figured the cleaner lines of the Mocker would present a more “formal” look. Of course, now the wedding has been delayed, but my vacation is still set — and it was a convenient excuse to finally get the new kilt. ;)

So, that’s two down, who knows how many to go? Ideally, I’d like to have at least one more of each of the Original and Mocker (so I can be sure to have at least one of each style clean at any given point for any particular occasion). I’m idly considering picking up one of the Survival kilts for those few instances where I go tramping about in the woods (a rare, but not entirely unheard of event) or just needs lots of places to put stuff, and someday when I’ve got a paycheck to just blow I’d love to pick up one of the leather kilts. That’s far in the future, however…

iTunes: “Sour Times (Live)” by Portishead from the album Roseland NYC (1998, 5:21).

Ebert’s obsession with Brittany Murphy

Mike pointed to Ebert’s review of “Little Black Book” today, pointing out an entertaining anecdote about actress Brittany Murphy.

As for Brittany Murphy, for me it goes back to the 2003 Independent Spirit Awards, held the day before the Oscars in a big tent on the beach at Santa Monica. Murphy was assigned to present one of the awards. Her task was to read the names of the five nominees, open an envelope and reveal the name of the winner. This she turned into an opportunity for screwball improvisational comedy, by pretending she could not follow this sequence, not even after the audience shouted instructions and the stage manager came out to whisper in her ear not once but twice. There were those in the audience who were dumbfounded by her stupidity. I was dumbfounded by her brilliance. I had a front-row seat, and was convinced her timing was too good, her double-takes too perfect, her pauses too wicked, to even possibly be authentic. She was taking a routine task and turning it into the opportunity to steal a scene and leave everybody in the tent chattering about her performance. You can’t screw up that entertainingly by accident. You have to know exactly what you’re doing.

After reading it, I was a little curious as to whether any video footage of the event might be floating around the ‘net, and started Googling for ‘brittany murphy independent spirit awards’. As it turns out, this is at least the third time Ebert has mentioned Brittany’s pseudo-stumble.

From his April 4, 2003 review of “Spun”:

Murphy made quite an impact at the Independent Spirit Awards by being unable to master the concept of reading the five nominees before opening the envelope, despite two helpful visits from the stage manager and lots of suggestions from the audience, but with Murphy, you always kind of wonder if she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing.

And from his August 15, 2003 review of “Updown Girls”:

The theory is that Brittany Murphy is trying to channel Marilyn Monroe, but as I watched “Uptown Girls,” another name came to mind: Lucille Ball. Murphy has a kind of divine ineptitude that moves beyond Marilyn’s helplessness into Lucy’s dizzy lovability. She is like a magnet for whoops! moments.

I remember her as a presenter at the 2003 Independent Spirit Awards, where her assignment was to read the names of five nominees, open an envelope and read the winner. This she was unable to do, despite two visits by a stage manager who whispered helpful suggestions into her ear. She kept trying to read every nominee as the winner, and when she finally arrived triumphantly at the real winner, she inspired no confidence that she had it right.

Some thought she was completely clueless, or worse. I studied her timing and speculated that she knew exactly what she was doing, and that while it took no skill at all to get it right, it took a certain genius to get it so perfectly wrong. She succeeded in capturing the attention of every person in that distracted and chattering crowd, and I recalled “Lucy” shows where everyone in a restaurant would suddenly be looking at her.

Something tells me she made an impression on Ebert. ;)

I’d still like to see a video clip of this at some point, though I had no luck digging one up. I’m also a bit more curious about Brittany, who I’d never (to my memory) actually heard of before now.

iTunes: “Nighttrain” by Public Enemy from the album Apocalypse 91…The Enemy Strikes Black (1991, 3:27).

Bizarre homophobic Fox News attack on Disney

Disney Dream Desk

Earlier this week, Disney announced the “Disney Dream Desk”, a \$900 PC for kids. Honestly, it’s not that newsworthy of a deal: the computer is kind of ugly, and one of the selling points is that it comes pre-configured with oodles of site-blocking software to keep kids from looking at porn (and, as a side effect, a good number of in-depth informative resources on the ‘net, as Boing Boing points out in the link above).

When Disney president Robert Iger went on Fox News to do a brief promotional spot for the Dream Desk (news or commercial…who can tell?), he was suddenly blindsided by host Stuart Varney’s homophobic attack on the (not Disney-sponsored) “Gay Days” at Disney World.

IGER: It’s easy to set up, easy to use, compact, it doesn’t take much room, and most importantly it has what’s called ContentWatch built in.

VARNEY: Well, you know, I — exactly. I mean, in June you have “Gay Days” at your theme parks. You got any ‘Gay Days’ on the Mickey computer?

IGER: Well, this has built into it all kinds of protective devices that protects the kid, or the child from internet sites that a parent wouldn’t deem appropriate. Also, the fact —

VARNEY: Well, you don’t protect the kids from “Gay Days” at the theme parks, do you? Why do you have to protect them in the computer?

IGER: No, we don’t sponsor — we don’t sponsor “Gay Days.” You know, we are a company that lets anyone who is willing to pay through our gates.

Kudos to Iger for handling the sudden, unexpected (and entirely unreasonable and unprofessional) line of questioning as best as he could, that’s for sure.

Varney should, at minimum, be censured by Fox for derailing a promotional fluff piece with his bigoted hysteria. This was an absolutely ridiculous injection of far-right-wing hatred into a situation where it was far, far out of place, and really shouldn’t be tolerated, even by “fair and balanced” Fox News.

(via Boing Boing)

iTunes: “Heaven Says Move (Heavenly Bliss)” by DJ H. Geek from the album Heaven Says Move (1999, 5:46).