Tech Support Porn

The job market just keeps getting wierder. Consider this Portland Craigslist job posting, for instance…

Seeking qualified tech girls for specialized phone hostess positions.

Requirements:

You must be over 18.
You can be described as a “Tech Girl”, “Geek Chick” or “Network Ops Cutie”.
You need a pleasant speaking voice and able to talk “tech”.
Calls can become sensual so you need to be ok with that.
A fully clothed photo for our web site, although exhibitionists are preferred.
Be willing to take calls from those who find your certifications very sexy.

Please see our web site for more information: http://www.askthetechgirl.com/

There’s a devious, if sad, brilliance in this.

(via Something Positive)

iTunes: “Going to California” by Led Zeppelin from the album IV (1971, 3:35).

Apple’s getting into weblogging

Very interesting tidbit of information about the server version of OS X 10.4/Tiger in Apple’s preview pages: they’re including a ‘weblog server’ based on the blojsom project, which in itself is based on the blosxom weblogging software.

A new Weblog server in Tiger Server makes it easy to publish, distribute and syndicate web-based content. The Weblog server provides users with calendar-based navigation and customizable themes, is fully compatible with Safari RSS and enables posting entries using built-in web-based functionality or with weblog clients that support XML-RPC or the ATOM API. The Weblog Server, based on the popular open source project “Blojsom,” works with Open Directory for user accounts and authentication.

iTunes: “Gorgeous (Suspiria)” by Gene Loves Jezebel from the album World’s Greatest Club Collection, The (1998, 4:36).

NYT interview with Ron P. Reagan

There’s a very interesting interview with Ron P. Reagan (President Reagan’s son) in the Times today. I like the way this man thinks.

Now that the country is awash in Reagan nostalgia, some observers are predicting that you will enter politics. Would you like to be president of the United States?

I would be unelectable. I’m an atheist. As we all know, that is something people won’t accept.

[…]

Do you and your wife, Doria, have children?

No. We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

[…]

How do you account for all the glowing obituaries of [your father]?

I think it was a relief for Americans to look at pictures of something besides men on leashes. If you are going to call yourself a Christian — and I don’t — then you have to ask yourself a fundamental question, and that is: Whom would Jesus torture? Whom would Jesus drag around on a dog’s leash? How can Christians tolerate it?

It is unconscionable. It has put our young men and women who are over there, fighting a war that they should not have been asked to fight — it has put them in greater danger.

Did you vote for Bush in the last election?

No. I did not.

How did your mother feel about being ushered to her seat by President Bush?

Well, he did a better job than Dick Cheney did when he came to the rotunda. I felt so bad. Cheney brought my mother up to the casket, so she could pay her respects. She is in her 80’s, and she has glaucoma and has trouble seeing. There were steps, and he left her there. He just stood there, letting her flounder. I don’t think he’s a mindful human being. That’s probably the nicest way I can put it.

[…]

One thing that Buddhism teaches you is that every moment is an opportunity to change. And we will have a moment in November to make a big change.

Damn skippy.

iTunes: “Lazarus Raised” by Gabriel, Peter from the album Passion: Music for The Last Temptation of Christ (1989, 1:25).

Apple Tiger banners at WWDC

I love it when Apple gets snippy…

Redmond, start your photocopiers.

Other banners sport the slogans “Introducing Longhorn,” “This should keep Redmond busy,” and “Redmond, we have a problem.”

(via MacMinute)

iTunes: “You Suck” by Consolidated feat. Yeastie Girls, The from the album Nettwerk Decadence (1992, 4:13).

Top 100 Grossing Movies of All Time

From Alicia, a list of the top 100 grossing movies of all time. Following in the footsteps (blogsteps?) of those before me in this particular meme, the movies that I have not seen are in bold.

  1. Titanic (1997) \$600,779,824
  2. Star Wars (1977) \$460,935,665
  3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) \$434,949,459
  4. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) \$431,065,444
  5. Spider-Man (2002) \$403,706,375
  6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) \$377,019,252
  7. Passion of the Christ, The (2004) \$370,025,697
  8. Jurassic Park (1993) \$356,784,000
  9. Shrek 2 (2004) \$356,211,000
  10. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) \$340,478,898
  11. Finding Nemo (2003) \$339,714,367
  12. Forrest Gump (1994) \$329,691,196
  13. Lion King, The (1994) \$328,423,001
  14. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) \$317,557,891
  15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) \$313,837,577
  16. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) \$310,675,583
  17. Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) \$309,125,409
  18. Independence Day (1996) \$306,124,059
  19. Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) \$305,411,224
  20. Sixth Sense, The (1999) \$293,501,675
  21. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) \$290,158,751
  22. Home Alone (1990) \$285,761,243
  23. Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) \$281,492,479
  24. Shrek (2001) \$267,652,016
  25. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) \$261,970,615
  26. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) \$260,031,035
  27. Jaws (1975) \$260,000,000
  28. Monsters, Inc. (2001) \$255,870,172
  29. Batman (1989) \$251,188,924
  30. Men in Black (1997) \$250,147,615
  31. Toy Story 2 (1999) \$245,823,397
  32. Bruce Almighty (2003) \$242,589,580
  33. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) \$242,374,454
  34. Twister (1996) \$241,700,000
  35. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) \$241,437,427
  36. Ghost Busters (1984) \$238,600,000
  37. Beverly Hills Cop (1984) \$234,760,500
  38. Cast Away (2000) \$233,630,478
  39. Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997) \$229,074,524
  40. Signs (2002) \$227,965,690
  41. Rush Hour 2 (2001) \$226,138,454
  42. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) \$219,200,000
  43. Ghost (1990) \$217,631,306
  44. Aladdin (1992) \$217,350,219
  45. Saving Private Ryan (1998) \$216,119,491
  46. Mission: Impossible II (2000) \$215,397,307
  47. X2 (2003) \$214,948,780
  48. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) \$213,079,163
  49. Back to the Future (1985) \$210,609,762
  50. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) \$205,399,422
  51. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) \$204,843,350
  52. Exorcist, The (1973) \$204,565,000
  53. Mummy Returns, The (2001) \$202,007,640
  54. Armageddon (1998) \$201,573,391
  55. Gone with the Wind (1939) \$198,655,278
  56. Pearl Harbor (2001) \$198,539,855
  57. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) \$197,171,806
  58. Toy Story (1995) \$191,800,000
  59. Men in Black II (2002) \$190,418,803
  60. Gladiator (2000) \$187,670,866
  61. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) \$184,925,485
  62. Dances with Wolves (1990) \$184,208,848
  63. Batman Forever (1995) \$184,031,112
  64. Fugitive, The (1993) \$183,875,760
  65. Ocean’s Eleven (2001) \$183,405,771
  66. What Women Want (2000) \$182,805,123
  67. Perfect Storm, The (2000) \$182,618,434
  68. Liar Liar (1997) \$181,395,380
  69. Grease (1978) \$181,360,000
  70. Jurassic Park III (2001) \$181,166,115
  71. Mission: Impossible (1996) \$180,965,237
  72. Planet of the Apes (2001) \$180,011,740
  73. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) \$179,870,271
  74. Pretty Woman (1990) \$178,406,268
  75. Tootsie (1982) \$177,200,000
  76. Top Gun (1986) \$176,781,728
  77. There’s Something About Mary (1998) \$176,483,808
  78. Ice Age (2002) \$176,387,405
  79. Crocodile Dundee (1986) \$174,635,000
  80. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) \$173,585,516
  81. Elf (2003) \$173,381,405
  82. Air Force One (1997) \$172,888,056
  83. Rain Man (1988) \$172,825,435
  84. Apollo 13 (1995) \$172,071,312
  85. Matrix, The (1999) \$171,383,253
  86. Beauty and the Beast (1991) \$171,301,428
  87. Tarzan (1999) \$171,085,177
  88. Beautiful Mind, A (2001) \$170,708,996
  89. Chicago (2002) \$170,684,505
  90. Three Men and a Baby (1987) \$167,780,960
  91. Meet the Parents (2000) \$166,225,040
  92. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)\$165,500,000
  93. Hannibal (2001) \$165,091,464
  94. Catch Me If You Can (2002) \$164,435,221
  95. Big Daddy (1999) \$163,479,795
  96. Sound of Music, The (1965) \$163,214,286
  97. Batman Returns (1992) \$162,831,698
  98. Bug’s Life, A (1998) \$162,792,677
  99. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) \$161,963,000
  100. Waterboy, The (1998) \$161,487,252

iTunes: “Gottes Tod (Dance or Die)” by Das Ich from the album Re_Laborat (2001, 5:09).

Apple announcements at WWDC 2004

Somehow in all of the weekend’s festivities, I’d managed to completely space that this week was the 2004 WWDC (and I call myself a Mac geek?), so coming home to start finding reports of new toys from Apple was a very pleasant surprise.

First off: their line of monitors has been updated, in a big way. And I do mean big — as in a 30\” widescreen LCD monitor. I so want one of those…and I so can’t afford it.

Secondly: a preview of Mac OS X 10.4, AKA Tiger. Wow — lots of yummylicious geek-flavored goodies in there. Most interesting to me are the metadata-centric search capabilities and Safari’s built-in RSS aggregator (which looks quite impressive). I’d be more excited about iChat’s conferencing capabilities, but I’ve got so few people on my iChat list with iSights that I have no clue if I’d ever have a chance to use it.

Really looking forward to getting my hands on some new toys to play with once they’re released!

iTunes: “Hawkmoon 269” by U2 from the album Rattle and Hum (1988, 6:22).

Orchids

One thing I stumbled across this weekend that I’d never seen before was the Volunteer Park Conservatory, which has five different sections filled with all manner of plants, from cacti to orchids. I’ll definitely want to head back up that way again and try to get some better shots, but for now…

Orchid

Orchid

Orchid

Orchid

Orchid

iTunes: “Pale Your Mind” by La Morte De La Maison from the album German Mystic Sound Sampler Vol. I (1990, 4:21).

Sunburn

Ow. Ow ow ow.

Even with sunscreen, I think six hours in the sun for yesterday’s Pride events was a bit much.

I am so red.

Ah, well — it’ll fade and heal within a week or so, so I’m not really that worried about it. I just feel a little stupid when I see myself in the mirror right now. I figure that I get one “stupid” day each summer where I quite handily roast myself, and yesterday was most definitely that day.

iTunes: “Blowpop Generation” by DJ H. Geek from the album Heaven Says Move (1999, 6:48).

Seattle Pride Parade and Festival 2004

All the recent attention on gay rights, marriage, proposed constitutional amendments and the like have directed enough attention on the gay community to allow the Seattle Pride festivities to expand to two days, and I spent some of yesterday and much of today wandering around and enjoying the show.

As always, I took a ton of pictures — 364, in fact, most of which are from today’s Pride Parade. I’ve uploaded the entire kit and kaboodle to my photo gallery — you can start at the beginning, or just click on Miss Broadway to jump straight to the beginning of the parade. Kick back and enjoy!

Miss Broadway

Update: Nose to Signal also has a Pride gallery up.

Update: Another gallery, from Nina Forsyth.

iTunes: “Tripnotized Vol. 3 (Part 2) (full mix)” by Various Artists from the album Tripnotized Vol. 3 (full mix) (1996, 1:03:43).

Björk!

Troll Doll + Gelfling = Bjork

Don’t get me wrong, I love Björk‘s music, and I think she’s gorgeous. But this is always what I’ve thought she looked like: a cross between a Troll Doll and a Gelfling.

iTunes: “Violently Happy” by Björk from the album Debut (1993, 4:59).