Chronological vs. Chronoillogical

While I won’t be swapping my post order around, Monday’s discussion on weblog post order has resulted in one small change here on Eclecticism.

Until now, I’ve had my monthly archive pages displayed in “newest to oldest” format to match the main page. This made sense at the time, but after spending a little time scrolling through and searching for specific posts, I’ve swapped the monthly archive pages around to display chronologically, with the beginning of the month at the top of the page. Far easier to browse through now, I think.

That’ll be the extent of the changes I’m making here, but in Eric’s followup post “First Order Solutions“, he proposes a possible solution that would allow for a chronological first page that would use cookies to collapse already-viewed posts to just the headline, leaving new posts expanded to be easily read. It sounds worth experimenting with, though I’m still not entirely sold.

First off, it could create a lot of unnecessary clicking if someone was searching through the page for a recently posted bit of information (expand one post, look through, close it, expand the next…or expand them all and scroll, scroll, scroll). It reminded me of something that Shelley quoted in her response to Eric’s post, from one of her posts in 2002:

A weblogger’s nightmare:

I am looking at a weblog page with a Google box to the right and a NY Times box to the left and several buttons with coffee mugs all over them that generate OPML, RSS, and various other assorted and sundry XML flavors. Within the page there is this outline with links and plus signs and you click on the plus signs and the content is expanded to show even more outlines, which can expand to even more outlines, and on and on and on.

And I see myself hunting desperately through the page knowing if I look hard enough, deep enough, I will find the truth. I will find what the weblogger has to say.

Finally, after I click enough of the little plus signs, and get rid of all these boxes that keep opening up and tell Google to shut the fuck up for just one second, I find it.

Also, just how much information will the front page hold under Eric’s scheme, and for how long will it stay? I see two possible options: either the page just keeps gathering new posts for the month (and eventually any visitor would have to scroll down through a page or two of collapsed headlines to find the recent posts), or as Chris Vincent points out, there would be the visual oddity of having older posts drop off the top of the page as new posts are added to the bottom.

Some interesting ideas, I’m just not entirely sold yet as to their practicality.

I was flattered, though, to get a compliment from Eric in his post, though…

…Michael wrote an entire post in chronoillogical format, with the paragraphs running last to first. The interesting part is that it made almost as much sense that way as forward, which is either a testament to Michael’s writing skills or else an indication that I’m wrong about the nature of writing. (Hey, why not give my critics more ammo?)

iTunes: “Where I’m From (Aural G. Ride Novox)” by Digable Planets from the album Where I’m From (1992, 4:50).

Pickled dragon…published!

Last January, I passed on a story involving a pickled baby dragon in a jar that was making its way around the ‘net. Turns out the entire thing was a hoax…a hoax that landed the perpetrator a book deal!

An author who was so desperate to get his book published that he staged a hoax involving a baby dragon has won a lucrative publishing contract.

After numerous rejections Allistair Mitchell concocted a tale that a dragon had been found in a garage last year.

He said: “I created the hoax in order to attract potential readers.”

Mr Mitchell, based in Oxford, has now signed an book deal with Waterstone’s for his book Unearthly History, a thriller featuring a dragon.

Nicely done!

(via Neil Gaiman)

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

Sesame Street's original cast

Wow — Sesame Street has been around for 35 years.

My two most present memories of Sesame Street (see if you remember them too…)

“Yup, yup, yup, yup yup yup yup yupyupyupyupyupyupyup TELEPHONE!”

“Around…around…around…around…over, under, and through!”

There’s even a 35^th^ anniversary trivia game on their site, which I did horribly at.

This entry was brought to you by the number 7.

iTunes: “Sesame’s Treet (12″)\” by Smart E’s from the album Sesame’s Treet (1992, 5:12).

Exploring Hitchcock

About three weeks ago, a reader of my site surprised me with the gift of a new biography of Alfred Hitchcock. I didn’t start it immediately, as I was in the middle of another book, but when I lost that book along with my bookbag I started reading the Hitchcock biography.

So far, it’s fascinating, and I’m only about a third of the way through (up to Hitch moving to America and working on Rebecca, his first American-made film). I did, however, realize that while I’ve certainly enjoyed what I’ve seen of Hitchcock’s films, I’ve actually seen very few: Vertigo, Psycho, and The Birds are the only ones!

So, in an attempt to rectify that situation, I’ve gone through and added every single Hitchcock DVD available to my NetFlix queue. In chronological order, no less.

Admittedly, I added them to the end of my queue, so I won’t actually start going through them unless I take the time to rearrange my queue, but still, they’re there, so at some point in the future, I’ll be able to drastically increase my Hitchcock knowledge.

iTunes: “Wandering Minstrel, The/Jackson’s Morning Brush” by Ennis, Séamus from the album Wandering Minstrel, The (1974, 5:34).

This is boring?

I, along with many (most?) people, have a tendency to lament about how boring my life is. After all, my general day-to-day routine is usually just that: routine. I get up, dink around on the ‘net, go to work, come home, dink around on the ‘net, and go to bed.

Repeat, ad infinitum, ad naseum.

While talking to one of my regular customers tonight, though, we both started laughing.

Over the past six months, I’ve bought a top-of-the-line computer, been dismissed from my job for posting a photograph on my blog, caught some small amount of fame because of that event (which isn’t over yet — I’m not going to divulge too many details just yet, but I did spend a few hours over a couple nights being interviewed last week…), been able to watch two fires at the building next door, seen Howard Dean, had my website design appropriated twice, seen my little brother get married, been served a “cease and desist” letter for my participation in the Grey Day project, lost my camera, and now I’m working three 13-hour days in order to get a little more money to replace the lost camera.

Not bad for a “boring life”, is it?

iTunes: “My World (Visual Valley)” by van Dyk, Paul from the album Goa Rave (1994, 4:16).

Sosumi

On the bright side, webloggers now have protection against libel suits:

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled last Tuesday that Web loggers, website operators and e-mail list editors can’t be held responsible for libel for information they republish, extending crucial First Amendment protections to do-it-yourself online publishers.

Online free speech advocates praised the decision as a victory. The ruling effectively differentiates conventional news media, which can be sued relatively easily for libel, from certain forms of online communication such as moderated e-mail lists. One implication is that DIY publishers like bloggers cannot be sued as easily.

On the downside, though, the case that prompted this decision is truly bizarre, and I have to feel sorry for the woman whose case was just overturned by the ruling.

The case traces back to a North Carolina town in 1999, where handyman Robert Smith was repairing a truck owned by attorney and art collector Ellen Batzel. Smith claimed to have overheard Batzel say she was related to Nazi Gestapo head Heinrich Himmler. He said he concluded that the European paintings he saw in her home must be stolen goods, and shared this in an e-mail he sent to the editor of the Museum Security Network, an organization that publishes information about stolen art.

Without telling Smith the e-mail would be published, Ton Cremers — the sole operator of Amsterdam-based Museum Security Network — made minor edits, then posted Smith’s e-mail to a list of about 1,000 museum directors, journalists, auction houses, gallery owners and Interpol and FBI agents.

Three months later, Batzel learned of the post. She contacted Cremers to deny both the stolen art and Nazi ancestry allegations. She also said Smith’s claims were motivated by financial disputes over contracting work.

… Batzel sued Smith, Cremers and the Museum Security Network for defamation and won. Cremers appealed.

And during the hearing over Cremers’ appeal, his appeal was upheld (in part), Batzel’s suit was denied, and webloggers gained protection from libel suits. While I’m certainly happy about the decision and its ramifications for weblogs, it’s a shame that it came at such a cost for Batzel.

(via Nyxnata)

Which way do you want to go? Up? Or down?

Any ideas?

Eric’s put out a call for ideas for alternative formats that might both satisfy web usage habits and allow for a more temporally sensical page structure. I’m quite interested in seeing what, if anything, he comes up with, and finding out how workable any proposed solutions are (if at all).

However, I can’t really see merely swapping things around on the front page so that new posts show up at the bottom and scroll upwards, either. While it might make more chronological sense, the “most recent at the top” format is so ingrained in our heads that I think flipping the main page into true chronological order might be too confusing, disorienting, and generally more trouble than it’s worth.

I have to admit, I’m a bit lost on alternatives — in fact, the only viable alternative I can think of off the top of my head is adopting a single-post front page format (such as Marc Pilgrim uses, or as I do on WüdiVisions). My issues with this are simply that not all of my posts are long enough to give any “weight” to the front page, and when I post multiple times over the course of a day, any single post might have anywhere from a few hours to as little as a few minutes on the front page before it would disappear into the archives.

So what sort of solutions might there be out there? Right now, both my main page and my monthly archive pages are “backwards” — forwards by current web usage, but not chronologically. While I could fairly easily switch my archive pages around to display the beginning of the month at the top of the page and progress downwards (as Eric has done in his archives), that doesn’t necessarily work as well for the front page.

…our collective behavior when it comes to reading weblogs is a stunning example of an entire community adopting hugely counter-intuitive behaviors in order to conform to a received truth (that weblog entries should be ordered most to least recent). …if you read a twenty-chapter book the way you read weblogs, you’d start at the beginning of chapter 20, read it, skip back to the beginning of 19, read that, and so on until you finally worked your way back to chapter 1 and finished the book. How much sense does that make? Close to none.

I’ve noticed this myself from time to time, and admittedly, it can get quite frustrating. Not so much on normal day-to-day browsing if you’re able to keep track of any given site fairly frequently, but when playing the catch-up game after being out of the loop for a bit. Once you load a site, it’s not at all uncommon for people to refer back to previous posts, which you may have missed, so you have to backtrack to read them, then jump back to the current post…not that bad in the short-term, but aggravating after a while.

Here’s what I mean: the most-recent-first format is broken. No other form of written communication works that way, and in fact almost no form of human communication works like that. There’s a reason why. Reading a weblog is like watching Memento, which I agree was a cool movie, except all weblogs are like that so it’s as if every single movie released in the past seven or eight years was structured exactly like Memento. …If weblog entries were ordered like the weblogs themselves, this would be the next-to-last paragraph, and the one above would be below it instead.

Weblogs are “temporally broken”, according to Eric Meyer.


Okay, yes, I deliberately swapped the paragraph order around in the main part of the post. If you’d rather not try to run through the mental gymnastics of re-ordering the paragraphs, here’s the “correct” version. ;) Weblogs are “temporally broken”, according to Eric Meyer.

Here’s what I mean: the most-recent-first format is broken. No other form of written communication works that way, and in fact almost no form of human communication works like that. There’s a reason why. Reading a weblog is like watching Memento, which I agree was a cool movie, except all weblogs are like that so it’s as if every single movie released in the past seven or eight years was structured exactly like Memento. …If weblog entries were ordered like the weblogs themselves, this would be the next-to-last paragraph, and the one above would be below it instead.

I’ve noticed this myself from time to time, and admittedly, it can get quite frustrating. Not so much on normal day-to-day browsing if you’re able to keep track of any given site fairly frequently, but when playing the catch-up game after being out of the loop for a bit. Once you load a site, it’s not at all uncommon for people to refer back to previous posts, which you may have missed, so you have to backtrack to read them, then jump back to the current post…not that bad in the short-term, but aggravating after a while.

…our collective behavior when it comes to reading weblogs is a stunning example of an entire community adopting hugely counter-intuitive behaviors in order to conform to a received truth (that weblog entries should be ordered most to least recent). …if you read a twenty-chapter book the way you read weblogs, you’d start at the beginning of chapter 20, read it, skip back to the beginning of 19, read that, and so on until you finally worked your way back to chapter 1 and finished the book. How much sense does that make? Close to none.

So what sort of solutions might there be out there? Right now, both my main page and my monthly archive pages are “backwards” — forwards by current web usage, but not chronologically. While I could fairly easily switch my archive pages around to display the beginning of the month at the top of the page and progress downwards (as Eric has done in his archives), that doesn’t necessarily work as well for the front page.

I have to admit, I’m a bit lost on alternatives — in fact, the only viable alternative I can think of off the top of my head is adopting a single-post front page format (such as Marc Pilgrim uses, or as I do on WüdiVisions). My issues with this are simply that not all of my posts are long enough to give any “weight” to the front page, and when I post multiple times over the course of a day, any single post might have anywhere from a few hours to as little as a few minutes on the front page before it would disappear into the archives.

However, I can’t really see merely swapping things around on the front page so that new posts show up at the bottom and scroll upwards, either. While it might make more chronological sense, the “most recent at the top” format is so ingrained in our heads that I think flipping the main page into true chronological order might be too confusing, disorienting, and generally more trouble than it’s worth.

Eric’s put out a call for ideas for alternative formats that might both satisfy web usage habits and allow for a more temporally sensical page structure. I’m quite interested in seeing what, if anything, he comes up with, and finding out how workable any proposed solutions are (if at all).

Any ideas?

A visit from the geek*muffin

My friend Kirsten has been in town this weekend, stopping over here on her way out to a conference for her work. Had a wonderful time hanging out with her (and Prairie, who came in to visit for a while too), wandering around town, chatting, hitting the Vogue, and just generally visiting. She’s now off to the airport to continue her trip, and I’m back to my usual bleary morning routine.

The rest of this week is going to be really long. The company I work for is a chain, and there was a chance for me to pick up some extra hours at one of the other stores — and since a little extra money is a good thing in my world, I signed up for it.

This means that for the next three days, I’ll be getting up around 6am, catching a 7am bus to Redmond, working at a store out there from 8am to 3pm or so, bussing back into Seattle and then down to Georgetown, and working at my store ’til close at 9, then taking my usual bus home and getting home around 10pm or so.

Ugh.

It’s going to be a long three days…but the hours of OT should be very nice when the paycheck rolls around.

Things may be a bit quiet here for this week (not that they’ve been all that active lately, admittedly, but hey…everyone hits a “slow point” every so often).

iTunes: “Intro” by K.M.F.D.M. from the album WWIII (2003, 4:36).

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Quite simply, a must-see, and I’ll be very surprised if another film bests it this year. That may sound a little odd at not quite three full months into the year, but yes, the movie was that damn good.

And that’s all I’m going to say for the moment, as it’s best to go into this movie with as little foreknowledge as possible.

Trust me on this one.

iTunes: “Mea Culpa” by Enigma from the album MCMXC A.D. (1990, 5:03).

QuickSilver

A piece of Mac freeware worth touting: Quicksilver. Very similar in many ways to LaunchBar, it’s scoring points over LaunchBar for me in three important aspects.

  • Speed. QuickSilver is fast once the initial setup scan is done (and even that didn’t take very long on my machine). No more of LaunchBar’s “Initial System Scan” on every startup.
  • Functionality. While QuickSilver looks to be able to do everything that LaunchBar can, it can also handle a lot more (including iTunes, which is a very handy little trick).
  • Price. It’s freeware. What more can be said there?

Download it, check it out, and see what you think — there’s even an (unofficial) online tutorial to help get you started playing.

(via Jim)