Top 100 Grossing Movies of All Time

From Alicia, a list of the top 100 grossing movies of all time. Following in the footsteps (blogsteps?) of those before me in this particular meme, the movies that I have not seen are in bold.

  1. Titanic (1997) \$600,779,824
  2. Star Wars (1977) \$460,935,665
  3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) \$434,949,459
  4. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) \$431,065,444
  5. Spider-Man (2002) \$403,706,375
  6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) \$377,019,252
  7. Passion of the Christ, The (2004) \$370,025,697
  8. Jurassic Park (1993) \$356,784,000
  9. Shrek 2 (2004) \$356,211,000
  10. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) \$340,478,898
  11. Finding Nemo (2003) \$339,714,367
  12. Forrest Gump (1994) \$329,691,196
  13. Lion King, The (1994) \$328,423,001
  14. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) \$317,557,891
  15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) \$313,837,577
  16. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) \$310,675,583
  17. Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) \$309,125,409
  18. Independence Day (1996) \$306,124,059
  19. Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) \$305,411,224
  20. Sixth Sense, The (1999) \$293,501,675
  21. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) \$290,158,751
  22. Home Alone (1990) \$285,761,243
  23. Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) \$281,492,479
  24. Shrek (2001) \$267,652,016
  25. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) \$261,970,615
  26. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) \$260,031,035
  27. Jaws (1975) \$260,000,000
  28. Monsters, Inc. (2001) \$255,870,172
  29. Batman (1989) \$251,188,924
  30. Men in Black (1997) \$250,147,615
  31. Toy Story 2 (1999) \$245,823,397
  32. Bruce Almighty (2003) \$242,589,580
  33. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) \$242,374,454
  34. Twister (1996) \$241,700,000
  35. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) \$241,437,427
  36. Ghost Busters (1984) \$238,600,000
  37. Beverly Hills Cop (1984) \$234,760,500
  38. Cast Away (2000) \$233,630,478
  39. Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997) \$229,074,524
  40. Signs (2002) \$227,965,690
  41. Rush Hour 2 (2001) \$226,138,454
  42. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) \$219,200,000
  43. Ghost (1990) \$217,631,306
  44. Aladdin (1992) \$217,350,219
  45. Saving Private Ryan (1998) \$216,119,491
  46. Mission: Impossible II (2000) \$215,397,307
  47. X2 (2003) \$214,948,780
  48. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) \$213,079,163
  49. Back to the Future (1985) \$210,609,762
  50. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) \$205,399,422
  51. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) \$204,843,350
  52. Exorcist, The (1973) \$204,565,000
  53. Mummy Returns, The (2001) \$202,007,640
  54. Armageddon (1998) \$201,573,391
  55. Gone with the Wind (1939) \$198,655,278
  56. Pearl Harbor (2001) \$198,539,855
  57. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) \$197,171,806
  58. Toy Story (1995) \$191,800,000
  59. Men in Black II (2002) \$190,418,803
  60. Gladiator (2000) \$187,670,866
  61. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) \$184,925,485
  62. Dances with Wolves (1990) \$184,208,848
  63. Batman Forever (1995) \$184,031,112
  64. Fugitive, The (1993) \$183,875,760
  65. Ocean’s Eleven (2001) \$183,405,771
  66. What Women Want (2000) \$182,805,123
  67. Perfect Storm, The (2000) \$182,618,434
  68. Liar Liar (1997) \$181,395,380
  69. Grease (1978) \$181,360,000
  70. Jurassic Park III (2001) \$181,166,115
  71. Mission: Impossible (1996) \$180,965,237
  72. Planet of the Apes (2001) \$180,011,740
  73. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) \$179,870,271
  74. Pretty Woman (1990) \$178,406,268
  75. Tootsie (1982) \$177,200,000
  76. Top Gun (1986) \$176,781,728
  77. There’s Something About Mary (1998) \$176,483,808
  78. Ice Age (2002) \$176,387,405
  79. Crocodile Dundee (1986) \$174,635,000
  80. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) \$173,585,516
  81. Elf (2003) \$173,381,405
  82. Air Force One (1997) \$172,888,056
  83. Rain Man (1988) \$172,825,435
  84. Apollo 13 (1995) \$172,071,312
  85. Matrix, The (1999) \$171,383,253
  86. Beauty and the Beast (1991) \$171,301,428
  87. Tarzan (1999) \$171,085,177
  88. Beautiful Mind, A (2001) \$170,708,996
  89. Chicago (2002) \$170,684,505
  90. Three Men and a Baby (1987) \$167,780,960
  91. Meet the Parents (2000) \$166,225,040
  92. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)\$165,500,000
  93. Hannibal (2001) \$165,091,464
  94. Catch Me If You Can (2002) \$164,435,221
  95. Big Daddy (1999) \$163,479,795
  96. Sound of Music, The (1965) \$163,214,286
  97. Batman Returns (1992) \$162,831,698
  98. Bug’s Life, A (1998) \$162,792,677
  99. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) \$161,963,000
  100. Waterboy, The (1998) \$161,487,252

iTunes: “Gottes Tod (Dance or Die)” by Das Ich from the album Re_Laborat (2001, 5:09).

I think I saw a porno like that once

Not quite as good as Troy in 15 Minutes, but very nearly so, and still damn funny: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes.

The Shrieking Shack

RON: Help! Help!

HARRY: We’re coming, Ron!

RON: Don’t help! Don’t help! It’s a trap!

HARRY: eye roll

BIG BLACK DOG: turns into Sirius Black

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

And as it turns out, Cleo’s had such success with her ‘…in Fifteen Minutes’ series that there’s now a m15m LiveJournal community dedicated to them. Worth keeping an eye on!

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Tide is Turning, The” by Company from the album The Wall Live in Berlin (1990, 7:21).

Of Course It’s Creepy!

(Note: the following was originally a reply to some of the questions raised in the comments discussing an upcoming Tim Burton/Johnny Depp version of Roald Dahl‘s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. My response became long enough that I decided to give it a post of its own rather than “bl-hog” my own blog.)

I have to comment on this one : What is it with this movie [Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] that people love it so much? It’s one of the creepiest films I’ve ever seen in my life.

Obviously I can’t speak for everyone, but as for myself, I think the creepiness is one of the major factors in just why I enjoy it.

I’ve always had a fascination for the dark, creepy, and bizarre — I count H.R. Giger as one of my favorite artists, and William S. Burroughs as one of my favorite authors, for instance — and Roald Dahl’s writing is right up my alley. It’s amusing really. So many people have this image of Dahl writing “children’s” books, born of hazy memories of the film version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the stop-motion animation version of James and the Giant Peach, the Jim Henson version of The Witches, and so on. And to be sure, they are children’s books, however, they’re children’s books far closer in spirit to the original Grimm Brothers fairy tales than the pablum that passes for children’s literature today.

For some reason, our society seems to have decided that children need to be coddled, pandered to, and generally sheltered at any cost from the darker areas of life (while at the same time using the television as a babysitter without bothering to supervise what the children are watching…but that’s a rant for another time). Playgrounds are torn down and rebuilt to try to prevent the merest hint of the possibility of injury, classic fairy tales are “Disney-fied” to remove elements that are deemed inappropriate (no matter that they survived unaltered for tens and sometimes hundreds of years before that without our culture spontaneously imploding), toys are re-engineered from good solid long-lasting metal to flimsy plastic that doesn’t have any sharp corners but that breaks in months rather than years, and so on.

Children aren’t stupid, though. They know that life isn’t all sunshine and roses. From the first time they fall and skin a knee, or find their goldfish floating upside down in its bowl, or any number of any other day to day minor tragedies, children are no strangers to the darker side of life. They don’t approach these events in the same way that older people do, though — more often then not, after the initial trauma wears off, they’re curious and want to know the “why’s” behind what just happened — and this simple acceptance is so alien to our over-analytical “adult” minds that we fool ourselves into thinking that the children don’t understand. They do, though. They may not have the finer details and the subtleties down, they may not see it the same way adults do, but they understand.

The Grimm brothers understood this when they wrote their classic stories. Their tales were dark and disturbing, full of violence, abusive situations, scary moments, and everything that we seem to try to shield our children from in this overly “PC” day and age. But the stories had messages and morals to them that were passed onto the children that read them or heard them from their parents, and those messages and morals were probably all the more effective because they used the imaginations of the children, and the innate ability of the child’s mind to accept dragons, beasties, ghoulies, and things that go bump in the night just as easily as they accept rainbows, fairies, unicorns, and cute little gnomes living under toadstools.

Dahl also understands this in his children’s stories. His characters are flawed, rarely ever entirely good or entirely bad. They find themselves in fantastical situations that can be as wonderously exciting as they are chilling. His heroes learn the lessons that they should, but it’s never an easy course. No triumph is ever as sweet as that which carries a real risk of dismal failure, and if that simple truth is neglected, then the audience — whether an audience of one turning the pages of a book, or an theater audience watching an adventure unfurl on the screen — is cheated.

Some of the best “children’s” literature is that which doesn’t pander to the age group that the story is aimed at (and because of this, can often be enjoyed long past childhood and into adulthood). Along with Dahl and the Brothers Grimm, L. Frank Baum’s Oz books often took very dark turns, I’ve heard good things about Neil Gaiman’s Coraline (though I’ve yet to read it myself), J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books keep getting darker and darker (and better, and more popular) as the series progresses…I’m sure there are many, many other authors and examples that could be added to this list.

Yes, both the book and the movie of Charlie and the Chocolate factory are creepy — but that’s exactly as it should be, and that’s one of the reasons I think that the Burton/Depp collaboration could do an incredible job of re-creating the story (assuming, that is, that Burton doesn’t pull another Planet of the Apes out of his hat). I, for one, am hoping for the best.

Could be brilliant or horrible

Coming in 2005 — a new film version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Directed by Tim Burton.

Starring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.

Hmmmmmmm…

It’s hard for me to see anyone surpassing the inspired lunacy of Gene Wilder as Wonka, but I do tend to like Burton/Depp collaborations. Reserving judgement for now, but it could be worth keeping an eye on.

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Peter Bazooka” by Dead Milkmen, The from the album Death Rides a Pale Cow (1995, 3:07).

Pest control

Rick came over to hang out for a bit last night, and brought along Once Upon a Time in Mexico, the latest in Robert Rodriguez’ Mariachi series. Very violent and very entertaining, but after a single watching, I’m not entirely sure I’ve really got the faintest clue quite what happened, as much of the movie consists of every character double- and triple-crossing every other character. Rick assures me that it all works out consistently — for now, I’ll just have to take his word for it. Even without total comprehension, though, it was at least good brainless fun to watch Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp wreak havoc for a couple hours.

I’ve got a mouse in my apartment. I’m not really terribly concerned about this, as it’s kind of cute, and not a bother at all, I just occasionally catch it skittering around the corners of my room out of the corner of my eye. As Rick and I were talking last night, though, Rick started to pull a cigarette out of his pack and accidentally dropped one on the floor.

“Have a smoke — or two,” I said.

Rick laughed as he bent down to pick up the one he dropped. “That one was for the mouse.”

“Oh, I see,” I said. “Tricky. No need to buy traps or anything inhumane like that. We’ll just give the little shit cancer and wait. We’re patient.”

This mouse has met his match.

iTunes: “Switchblade 327” by Brian Setzer Orchestra, The from the album Dirty Boogie, The (1998, 3:30).

Stories too good to be true

I just watched an absolutely fascinating film — Shattered Glass. It’s the story of Stephen Glass, the New Republic reporter who in 1998 was outed as having fabricated everything from minor details to entire stories during his tenure at the New Republic.

I’d heard a bit about the Glass story, especially with the recent flap about New York Times reporter Jayson Blair, but I’d never actually read enough about Glass to have picked up the entire story. Watching Glass go from handily manipulating everyone around him to a rapid implosion as his stories start to unravel under the investigation of Forbes.com reporter Adam Penenberg is simply amazing.

iTunes: “Defiant” by Lawrence, Christopher from the album Twilight (1999, 7:13).

Saved!

As had been planned, Prairie and I went out to see Saved! on Saturday afternoon, and both really enjoyed it. Aside from a few moments towards the end where I felt it got a little overtly obvious with its message (falling into the “spell it out for the idiots” trap, essentially, the film did a good job of (fondly, believe it or not) satirizing the teen fundamentalist Christian scene to point out that tolerance and acceptance is really the bottom line.

Of course, my favorite character was easily Cassandra — the sole Jewish student at a Christian school, there because she’s been expelled from every other school she’s been to, and constantly out to wreak havoc. Oh, and she’s really cute too, which didn’t hurt in the least. ;)

Lots of cute lines throughout the film. While many people have been picking up at the obvious irony of Mandy Moore screeching out, “I am filled with Christ’s love!” while hurling a bible at Jenna Malone’s back, I’m actually a lot more partial to the next line. Jenna turns around, picks up the bible, and gives it back to Mandy while pointing out that, “This is not a weapon, you idiot!”

Many people aren’t going to enjoy the film as much as I did, unfortunately, especially if they lean more towards the closed-minded forms of “Christianity” that the film satirizes. However, as Roger Ebert points out in his review, the film is “…arguing not against fundamentalism but against intolerance; it argues that Jesus would have embraced the cast-outs and the misfits, and might have leaned toward situational ethics instead of rigid morality.”

iTunes: “Strawberry Fields Forever (Raspberry Ripple)” by Candyflip from the album Madstock…the Continuing Adventures of Bubblecar Fish (1990, 5:54).

Saved!

The Seattle PI has an interesting (if short) Q-and-A session with director Brian Dannelly, the man behind one movie that’s been high on my radar for a few weeks now — Saved!

“Saved!” — Brian Dannelly’s first feature — is a high school comedy with a twist: It’s set in an evangelical school. It’s a world he knows well, having been educated in a Catholic elementary school and a Baptist high school (with holidays at a Jewish summer camp). His affectionate satire stars Jena Malone as a passionately Christian teen who gets pregnant after trying to “cure” her gay boyfriend and Mandy Moore as a popular student whose uses public demonstrations of devotion as social currency. The film won acclaim at the Sundance Film Festival and played to a sold-out gala presentation at the Seattle International Film Festival. It opens a regular theatrical run tomorrow in Seattle.

“Saved!” also has been polarizing viewers and critics in the Christian community. While many, young and old alike, have embraced the film’s loving approach to acceptance and diversity, it was condemned by Ted Baehr, founder of the Christian Film & Television Commission, as “a sad, bigoted, anti-Christian movie that mocks the Christian faith.” Dannelly knows he’s courting controversy, but he believes passionately about his message.

Saved! opens tomorrow, and I think that it’s definitely on my list of things to do this weekend.

iTunes: “Summer Kisses, Winter Tears” by Cruise, Julee from the album Until the End of the World (1991, 2:37).

Part Three

Through no real reason other than happenstance, this became a weekend of “Part Three”s — Scary Movie 3, American Wedding (the third American Pie movie), and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban were all part of the weekend entertainment.

Scary Movie 3

Actually, I have to admit, while I’m no huge fan of the series, this was easily my favorite of the three. The humor was a little less scatological in nature and tended more towards the purely absurd, the reason for which became all too clear when the end credits came up and I realized that the director was David Zucker, one third of the Zucker/Zucker/Abrams team responsible for the Airplane! series and Top Secret!, among many other spoof films.

American Wedding

Not as amusing as either of the prior two American Pie films, unfortunately. Too much of the film revolved around Stiffler, who works well as a secondary character, but doesn’t have enough to carry as much of the film as he was expected to here. The look of the film bugged me, too — I’m not sure how best to describe it other than to say that it looked like a beer commercial (high contrast, lots of hand-held camera work, many shots with a very shallow depth of focus). It had its moments, but wasn’t that great, either.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Prairie and I caught this one Saturday afternoon at the 12:30 show, early enough in the day that we didn’t have to stand in line to get into the theater. Interestingly enough, while we generally have fairly similar tastes in films, I ended up liking this latest installment more than she did. It is very obvious throughout the film that there’s a different director this time around, and while I very much enjoyed the end result, Prairie wasn’t as impressed. After talking it over for a while after we got out, we think that it’s simply differences in the way we pictured the books as we read them — her mental images were more in line with how Chris Columbus directed the first two films, while I found Curanzo’s vision much more in line with how I’d “seen” things as I read the books.

This isn’t to say that she didn’t like it, of course, just that she didn’t like it quite as much as she did the first two. As for myself, I’ll quite happily join the many other people declaring HPatPoA to be the best of the three films so far.

On motivating your actors

While filming the new Harry Potter film:

…during filming, when [director Alfonzo] Cuaron needed [Daniel] Radcliffe to convey the proper look of astonishment, he took his young charge aside and coached: “Pretend you’re seeing Cameron Diaz in a G-string.” (Cuaron: “It worked. I’ll let audiences guess what shot it is. I don’t want everyone thinking about Cameron Diaz in a G-string.”)

iTunes: “Dance or Die” by Dance or Die from the album German Mystic Sound Sampler Vol. II (1989, 4:05).