MiddleEarth mania, week two: The Two Towers

And speaking of LotR, I just realized that I’d completely forgotten to say anything about seeing LotR:TTTEE at the Cinerama on Saturday.

As we’d done the week before, Prairie and I started by wandering downtown for some food (stopping by the Red Robin at the waterfront this week), then working our way up to the Cinerama in time to stand in line for the show. The weather wasn’t nearly as nice this week as it had been the week prior, instead treating us to wind and rain — typical Seattle winter, really, so we didn’t complain much. We did, however, stop off at Bed Bath and Beyond to pick me up a decent umbrella, and took a quick swing through Starbucks to get two large Caramel Apple Ciders.

Yes, yes, I know — friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks. But not being a coffee drinker, I didn’t get the coffee, and their Caramel Apple Ciders are truly wondrous things. So there. ;)

So, cider in hand, we wandered over to the Cinerama to start waiting for the show. When we got there, there were only two people in the line, so we elected to wait under the overhang of the building until the line started to grow. Once the line hit about ten people, we figured that was as long as we wanted it to get before jumping in — up went the umbrella, and we staked out our spot.

The next hour or so was spent attempting to stay warm and dry, and chatting with the people around us in line. The group behind us had planned a needed dental trip to Seattle to coincide with the show, and just behind them were a small group of three girls who had brought a tarp to stand underneath. Fortuitously enough, the Cinerama apparently keeps a small stash of umbrellas around for such occasions, and an employee soon came out to distribute umbrellas along the line for those who didn’t have them, provoking great glee from the group of girls when one of them got a frilly purple umbrella to use.

Eventually, we all made it in. This week was a little more exciting for Prairie and I — last week, we’d each already seen the Extended Edition of The Fellowship of the Ring on DVD, so the novelty was primarily in seeing it on the big screen. This week, while I’d already broken down and watched the Extended Edition of The Two Towers on DVD (I couldn’t wait!), Prairie had not, so much of the movie was entirely new to her (and she loved it).

Apparently, she wasn’t the only audience member who’d held out on seeing the “new bits” until they could see it in the theater. The audience for the show was great — gasping, laughing, and often applauding throughout the film. Legolas got two rounds of applause (for his vault onto the horse during the warg attack and the love-it-or-hate-it shield ride down the stairs [for the record, I think it’s goofy and a bit unnecessary, but not something I’m going to raise a huge fuss about, either]), Gandalf’s appearance at the top of the hill at the end of the battle at Helm’s Deep prompted another surge of applause, and there were a few more here and there.

The new/extended scenes got their fair share of appreciative laughs, too — especially Merry and Pippin drinking the Ent Draught in Fangorn Forest, and later discovering the larder (complete with two barrels of pipeweed) after the siege of Orthanc.

And that was that — two down, one to go. This upcoming Saturday at 7:45pm, we’ll be settling comfortably into our seats to watch the end of the trilogy. Finally!

It's almost time…

Metacritic currently has LotR:TRotK at 95/100.

Rotten Tomatoes has it at 98/100.

The movie opens tomorrow.

And I don’t see it until Saturday night.

Yes.

I’m whining.

Update: Phil‘s not helping…;)

Hey, you could totally include me on your “It’s about time” entry.

On a scale of 1 to 100, I give it approximately a “fucking awesome.” (That marks the third time I’ve said that tonight.)

(via iChat)

Update: Neither is Kirsten

I just got back from seeing the Return of the King.

I have not the words for what I just experienced. Saying it was the best film I have ever seen would be an understatement.

But I’ll say it anyway.

That was the best fucking film I have EVER fucking seen!

…I can’t believe [Michael’s] waiting until Saturday.

This is going to be a long few days!

LotR Research Project

A team of researchers at Lord of the Rings Research is going to be looking for our impressions of Peter Jackson’s films, with the questionnaire going live the day that Return of the King opens. Could be interesting…

A unique opportunity for you to record your thoughts on the final part of The Lord of the Rings. From the day the film is released, you will have the opportunity to take part in the biggest ever international research project, to find out what audiences in all countries thought of The Return of the King. What did you enjoy about it? Did anything disappoint or annoy you? Was it important to you?

(via hegemony rules)

MiddleEarth mania, week one: The Fellowship of the Ring

Saturday Prairie and I started our three-week string of Lord of the Rings movie watching with the Cinerama‘s showing of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition.

We started by wandering down to Westlake Center to get lunch at the Indian shop in the food court, then spent some time window shopping and trying to avoid the holiday shopping crowds. We wandered up to the Cinerama to see if there was a line a little over an hour before the show, and (no big surprise, really) one was already forming, so we hopped in and spent the next hour or so chatting and watching people line up. Thankfully it was a sunny day without too much wind — I doubt I can expect that for the next two weekends, but the wait wasn’t all that bad this weekend, and we ended up fairly close to the front of the line. After about an hour, we made it in, found great seats (dead center, about six rows back), and waited for the movie to start.

One of the things I really appreciated about this was that they didn’t waste any time. The Cinerama is already a nicer experience than many other theaters, in that they don’t have the obnoxious advertising slides projected on the screen before the show. Not only was that the case this time, but when the movie started, it started right in — no “pre-show entertainment” (commercials), not even any trailers — just a short AMC Theaters splash reel, and then we went right into the movie.

The film itself was, of course, excellent. I hadn’t watched it in about a year, since Prairie and I watched it on DVD just before going out to see The Two Towers in the theatre. Just being able to see this version of the film in the theater is such a treat. The entire audience was great, too. One of the things I noticed and liked a lot was how many families showed up for this, some with kids who couldn’t have been more than 8 or 9, and how involved they all were. Well-behaved, no fussing or whining (pretty impressive for a 3+ hour event), and even when things on screen were scary (the cave troll and the Balrog, for instance), they were obviously fun-scared, not nightmare-scared.

I do have to admit, though — while I was originally a little disappointed that I couldn’t get tickets for the full LotR marathon, after sitting in the theater through one film, I think I’m glad. I’m not sure my butt could handle 9-10 hours in a theater seat!

NetFlix Freak (nee Fanatic)

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There used to be a handy little application for managing your NetFlix queue called Netflix Fanatic. Unfortunately, it stopped being available a while ago, apparently after the author’s employer claimed that the app had been developed on company time and equipment.

However, now comes NetFlix Freak — all the goodness of NetFlix Fanatic, and then some.

  • Drag and drop to rearrange movies in your queue
  • Select two movies in your queue and swap their positions
  • Shuffle your rental queue
  • Fast searching of the Netflix DVD catalog
  • Add multiple movies to your queue in one action
  • Add new movies at the beginning of your queue, the end, or shuffle your queue automatically after new movies are added
  • Keep track of who rented which movie in your household
  • Import your entire rental history (not just the last 90 days)

…and much more.

First LotR:TRotK review…almost

A reporter from the New Zealand Herald got to see an advance screening of Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, and has posted — well, it’s not really a review

The Return of the King is … sorry about this, but we’re not allowed to tell you what we think of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King until next Tuesday.

[…]

So we can’t actually say whether it was the single most amazing cinema experience of our recent memory or not.

Neither can we say in which bits we may or may not have got more than a little weepy, or whether we were emotionally affected at all. And we certainly couldn’t even hint at which film is clearly the best in Peter Jackson’s trilogy now that we’ve seen all three.

We probably need a second look at The Return of the King to decide for sure. Or maybe a third or a fourth…

Something tells me they liked it. ;)

In the meantime, it’s three weeks until LotR:TRotK opens here. Next weekend, I’ll be seeing the Extended Edition of LotR:TFotR at the Cinerama. The next weekend, it’ll be the Extended Edition of LotR:TTT. And finally, the weekend after that, LotR:TRotK.

My precious…

Bad Santa

I first heard about Bad Santa thanks to Pops about a week ago, and it immediately sounded like something that would be right up my alley.

Roger Ebert’s review has just solidified that. This movie will be seen by me, quite possibly tomorrow. Here’s some random choice snippets from Ebert…

Santa is a depressed, alcoholic safecracker. The kid is not one of your cute movie kids, but an intense and needy stalker; think of Thomas the Tank Engine as a member of the Addams Family. … “Bad Santa” is a demented, twisted, unreasonably funny work of comic kamikaze style, starring Billy Bob Thornton as Santa in a performance that’s defiantly uncouth. … You expect a happy ending, but the ending is happy in the same sense that a man’s doctors tell him he lost his legs but they were able to save his shoes. … There are certain unwritten parameters governing mainstream American movies, and “Bad Santa” violates all of them. … I didn’t like this movie merely because it was weird and different; I liked it because it makes no compromises and takes no prisoners. And because it is funny. … When Billy Bob Thornton got the script, he must have read it and decided it would be career suicide. Then he put the script to his head and pulled the trigger. … What I can’t picture is, who will attend this movie? Anybody? Movies like this are a test of taste. If you understand why “Kill Bill” is a good movie and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is not, and “Bad Santa” is a good movie and “The Cat in the Hat” is not, then you have freed yourself from the belief that a movie’s quality is determined by its subject matter. You instinctively understand that a movie is not about what it is about, but about how it is about it. You qualify for “Bad Santa.”

(via Nate)

Troy

Troy

Another film I’m really looking forward to seeing — Troy.

Throughout time, men have waged war. Some for power, some for glory, some for honor — and some for love.

In ancient Greece, the passion of two of history’s most legendary lovers, Paris, Prince of Troy (ORLANDO BLOOM) and Helen (DIANE KRUGER), Queen of Sparta, ignites a war that will devastate a civilization. When Paris steals Helen away from her husband, King Menelaus (BRENDAN GLEESON), it is an insult that cannot be suffered. Familial pride dictates that an affront to Menelaus is an affront to his brother Agamemnon (BRIAN COX), powerful King of the Myceneans, who soon unites all the massive tribes of Greece to steal Helen back from Troy in defense of his brother’s honor.

In truth, Agamemnon’s pursuit of honor is corrupted by his overwhelming greed — he needs control of Troy to ensure the supremacy of his already vast empire. The walled city, under the leadership of King Prium (PETER O’TOOLE) and defended by mighty Prince Hector (ERIC BANA), is a citadel that no army has been able to breach. One man alone stands as the key to victory or defeat over Troy — Achilles (BRAD PITT), believed to be the greatest warrior alive.

Arrogant, rebellious and seemingly invincible, Achilles has no allegiance to anyone or anything, save his own glory. It is his insatiable hunger for eternal renown that leads him to attack the gates of Troy under Agamemnon’s banner — but it will be love that ultimately decides his fate.

Two worlds will go to war for honor and power. Thousands will fall in pursuit of glory. And for love, a nation will burn to the ground.

The trailer can be downloaded from Apple’s trailer site, and is worth watching just for the shot of thousands of triremes covering the ocean.