More Fun with Flossie

In a couple hours, Prairie and I will be heading for the airport. Our flight leaves this afternoon, stops over in Maui, then lands in Kona this evening. At least, that’s the theory….

Meanwhile: Flossie continues to head for the Big Island, which is on hurricane watch, tropical storm warning, and flash flood watch, has closed its public schools, and is officially under a state of emergency. Oh, and there was an earthquake this morning, too.

I dunno who did what to piss off the Man upstairs, but this vacation is looking to be mighty interesting. Right now, we’re figuring that if our plane leaves Seattle, then there’s a good chance we may end up stuck in Maui overnight. The wedding isn’t ’till tomorrow evening, so as long as the storm passes and the winds die down, we should still make it in time for that.

We’re definitely keeping our fingers crossed, though. What wonderful timing. Yikes!

Flossie

Would everyone on Hawaii please do us a favor? Go outside, face south, and blow as hard as you can.

See, Prairie and I have tickets to fly out of Seattle on Tuesday to be in Hawaii for Prairie’s sister Hope’s wedding on Wednesday, then go camping until we come back to Seattle next Sunday.

Unfortunately, Hurricane Flossie apparently also has plans to be Hawaii on Tuesday. Oh, sure, the news reports say that it will “only” be a tropical storm by then, but that still could mean 45+ mile per hour winds — not terribly conducive to either beach weddings or campgrounds. Heck, depending on just when Flossie shows up, there’s a possibility that our flight in might be cancelled or delayed. At this point, it’s pretty hard to tell.

So — if you all wouldn’t mind, could you all try to blow Flossie a bit further south? We’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein

A small town sits at the base of a craggy mountain. on which a narrow, craggy road winds its way up to the forbidding castle at the top, eerily illuminated by a full moon. The house lights go down, and the title card appears over the scene: Young Frankenstein!

Young Frankenstein ProgramLast night, Prairie and I were privileged enough to be in the audience for the premiere performance of Mel Brooks‘ new musical adaptation of his classic comedy Young Frankenstein at the Paramount Theatre here in Seattle. The show itself was excellent — a wonderfully deft translation of the film to the stage, with all the old gags you remember from the film (“Wasn’t your hump on the other side?” “What hump?”), new gags for the stage, and a full selection of hilarious song and dance numbers.

Roger Bart, who Prairie and I knew mainly as George on Desperate Housewives and as Carmen Ghia in The Producers, very ably takes on the Gene Wilder role of Frederick Frankenstein (“Frahnk-en-steen!”), finding the manic edge that keeps Frederick balanced between lunacy and good-hearted confusion as he confronts his family’s famous history. Christopher Fitzgerald at times seems to channel Marty Feldman as Igor (“Eye-gor.”), Megan Mullally (of TV’s Will and Grace) minces marvelously as Elizabeth, and Sutton Foster‘s Inga, Andrea Martin‘s Frau Blücher, and (of course) Shuler Hensley‘s monster are all wonderful.

I’m really looking forward to a cast album being released down the line. We’re not completely settled on a favorite number yet — Prairie is leaning towards either “Please Don’t Touch Me” or “Transylvania Mania”, while I go between “Please Don’t Touch Me” and “He Vas my Boyfriend” for original music, though the all-out spectacle of “Puttin’ On the Ritz” is a close contender — but as “Please Don’t Touch Me” is on both of our immediate lists, it appears to be the lead contender at the moment.

Another big reason for wanting a cast album, though, is simply that as much as we enjoyed all the musical numbers in the production, we both ended up humming “Puttin’ On the Ritz” to ourselves as we went home, because it was the one song that we’d heard before, so it was the one that was easiest for our brains to latch onto. I suppose it’s a slight risk with this particular production, of course. They couldn’t exactly drop the “Puttin’ On the Ritz” scene, but it’s almost a shame that its familiarity sends us out humming that instead of any of the other wonderful songs we heard.

However, if that’s the closest I can come to a downside to the night, I’d say we’re doing pretty well. There were a few slight technical glitches here and there, though nothing terribly big (a few microphone pops in the first musical number, a bit of scenery that didn’t quite slide all the way into place during a scene change, a dropped hat), and these are the kinds of little kinks that are likely to get worked out over the next few weeks before the show makes its move to New York to open on Broadway.

Overall: an excellent show, and we got to see it first (nyeah-nyeah)!


Other Views (added as I find them):

Bub’s Studio gives a more detailed and critical review. I can see his points, and do agree with some of them (Act I runs long and could use some trimming, and Elizabeth’s phone call bit in the lab, while amusing, feels a bit oddly out of place, as if it exists only to remind us that she exists). I don’t agree with all of his criticisms, however, and he seems to have come out of it far less impressed overall than I was.

power2freeze loved it.

mickeysacks, who’s apparently part of the production team, saw the final dress rehearsal and calls it “fantastic fun.” Oooh — and she’s posted a few backstage pictures as she worked on the production, including one of her and Mel Brooks. I’m jealous!

I’m going to avoid the viaduct…

Reprinted in full from the Slog because it freaked me out: You think the Minnesota bridge was bad?

So you know how all those news stories about the Minneapolis bridge collapse have highlighted the fact that the bridge received a ranking of just 50 percent on a federal scale of 1 to 100, making it “structurally deficient”?

Alaskan Way Viaduct

The central portion of the Alaskan Way Viaduct was ranked on the same scale. Its score: Nine percent. And if that doesn’t make you want to stay away from the viaduct until they tear the damn thing down, perhaps knowing that the National Bridge Inventory (which provided the Minnesota number) considers it “basically intolerable requiring high priority of corrective action,” will. (Fun bonus fact: The 520 bridge across Lake Washington received a rating of 44.8 percent, just meeting the “minimum tolerable limit to be left in place as is.”)

Gah. Freaky. I didn’t like the viaduct before all this stuff. I’m even less fond of it now. Just tear the fool thing down (and don’t rebuild it, and don’t dig some stupid tunnel…as long as we’re going to have to move to surface streets eventually no matter what happens to the viaduct, we might as well just stick with that option and do it right).

Dance Off Photoshoot

Yesterday morning found me heading out of the house sometime not too long after 8am — horridly early for a Sunday morning — so that I could head down to the Crocodile to hang out with the Dance Off Seattle crew and shoot the dress rehearsal. With roughly a half-dozen teams to get through, we got started at 9am, and spent the next five and a half hours or so letting each team run through their routine a few times while I ran around the floor snapping off shots.

Y’know, it’s amazing how heavy a D70s can get after a few hours! I’d picked up a flash sync cable to allow me to run my flash tethered to the camera (while the D70s/SB-800 combination allows wireless flash syncing, the pre-flash trigger sequence introduces a bit of delay that using the sync cable removes), so I ended up shooting nearly everything with the camera in one hand and the flash in the other. It doesn’t take long at all for that to turn into quite a workout!

While I’m going to be one of two photographers for the actual show, the second photographer couldn’t make it to the rehearsal shoot. Since the organizers of the Dance Off are also contestants, they made sure to stay out of the rehearsal space while the other teams were practicing, so that none of the teams know what the others are doing. This has put me in the rather interesting position of being the only person in Seattle who’s gotten at least a hint as to what each of the different teams are doing, and let me tell you…

…this year’s Dance Off is going to be awesome.

(All photos, of course, will on embargo until after the show — no spoilers from me, kids!)

If you didn’t make it to last year’s Dance Off, I’d suggest hitting the videos page on their site, or checking out Propadata Films‘ video podcasts of all of last year’s performers, available either as an RSS feed or through iTunes, and there’s also my photoset from last year. Some of the same teams are returning, some new teams have signed on, and all of them…well, they knew that they were going to have to bring it. And oh, it has been broughten!

And as I mentioned before, last year was sold out and people had to be turned away at the door. The Crocodile looks to have a larger capacity, but don’t delay too long — tickets are only $7, and you can snag them online now. The show’s this Thursday evening, Aug. 2nd at the Crocodile. Be there!

Deacon John Hanscom

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Many congratulations to my dad, who was ordained to the Sacred Order of Deacons at Holy Spirit Episcopal Church this last Wednesday evening!

Dad’s always been incredibly well versed in religious matters, and has had his friends and family suggesting for years that he should pursue ordination. He started on this path a few years ago, and it’s great to see this happen.

Yay dad! :)

Silencio!

And here begins a 48-hour-ish period of self-imposed exile from the ‘net. Due to time’s slow march around the globe, Muggles across the world are already diving into the final year of adventures at Hogwarts, and while Prairie and I will be receiving our copies tomorrow (thanks to the express owls dispatched from Amazon), due to a prior engagement (a wedding that I’m assisting with photography duties for), we won’t actually be able to read them until Sunday (as Prairie is being kind enough to wait until we can read our copies — one for each of us — together).

So — while we may check e-mail accounts — all else is off limits, to prevent any possible spoiler trolls sneaking past and ruining the fun.

Until we’re done, then…

Dance Off 2007 is Coming!

Dance Off 2007Last year, entirely on a whim, Prairie and I went to Dance Off 2006 and had an absolute blast. During the show, I took a few photos, and sent the link off to the Dance Off crew. Turns out they liked them…in fact, they liked them so much that this year, I’m one of two official photographers for the event!

This year’s Dance Off is coming soon — just two weeks away! This year it’ll be held at the Crocodile on August 2nd at 8pm, and it’d be a good idea to buy your tickets now, as last year’s show sold out.

Dance Off is an annual dance battle for those who have the heart and soul of a dancer, but lack the training and talent of a dancer.

Each summer, teams of dancers band together and choreograph awesomely bad routines with which to enter the battle realm. They perform these routines for a drunken audience who determine the best of the worst for that year.

After the votes are tallied, a winner is crowned and an insane dance party rages into the night.

Does this sound like fun to you? Then be prepared each August for Dance Off to rock your face!

Not Exactly Lushes

As I put a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice (Raspberry Blast) into the shopping cart next to Prairie’s bottle of wine, I turned to her and asked, “So when did we last buy alcohol?”

She paused, then held up a hand and started counting backwards on her fingers. “Seven, eight…nine months?”

Not exactly doing our part to keep the booze flowin’, are we?