Jason gets his heart back

Last November, I went to Jason Webley’s ‘Deathday’ performance. At the end of the performance, he removed the heart from a puppet figure of himself, which was soon attached to balloons and sent flying off over downtown Seattle. That puppet eventually landed in an alleyway downtown, and was rescued by an appreciative fan…

Chris Jr.: Something landed in front of me on the way back to the Ferry terminal…

Well, we saw the balloons land in the alley so we rushed to get them. They were in the alley, so we cut Jason free from the balloons. I have the puppet, along with the heart. I seemed to have lost the flag. I didn’t want someone who wasn’t at the show to take the puppet and wonder what the hell it was.

Jason Webley puppet

I was just going through the guestbook on Jason’s site, and it turns out that on Dec. 30th, Chris received an unusual package in the mail

I just got a package today (Dec. 30th), and a weird one, at that!  So I opened it to find Webley’s clothing!!!  And instructions which read:

  1. Remove heart from wire web.
  2. Carefully open chest.
  3. Gently place heart in chest.
  4. Light a candle.  Rest.

All of this is to be done on the eve of February 1st.

I’m sure Jason’s happy to have his heart back.

Now we’ve just got to wait until spring to see what else might be in store.

iTunes: “Sleeping Jiva” by Kula Shaker from the album K (1996, 2:02).

Search inside!

Search Inside Lolita?

Wow — I entirely missed Zeldman’s original post about this, but Kirsten just pointed out a hilarious little side effect of Amazon’s addition of “Search Inside!” or “Look Inside!” text to book cover images featuring their full text search feature.

As if the term ‘Lolita’ didn’t attract enough pervs already, now we have little things like this to feed the obsession.

More amusing instances of this can be found on Kirsten’s post, or at Another Pointless Dotcom.

iTunes: “Fun With Drugs” by Velvet Acid Christ from the album Fun With Knives (1999, 5:25).

If not Dean, then who?

There’s a lot of good food for thought in the comment thread for this Daily Kos post-Iowa look at the Dem contenders. Some good discussion on whether Dean has suffered as bad of a blow as it may seem, and if so, then who might be the best person to pick up the nomination.

Most people that aren’t solidly entrenched in Dean‘s camp seem to be leaning towards either Kerry or Edwards — not terribly surprising, as they got the top two spots in the Iowa caucuses — with a few leaning towards Clark.

For myself — well, at least for the moment, Dean is still my favorite of the bunch. Kerry has never particularly impressed me (he comes off as too much of a “traditional politician”, Clark I think would make a great VP or cabinet member (his military background strikes me as better fitting to a supporting role), and Edwards I just don’t know much about.

Any supporters of Kerry, Edwards, or Clark want to present a case why I should look more seriously at their campaign? I’m curious.

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Essentially the same question is being asked on Daily Kos — and apparently generating a good amount of answers. Worth looking into.

iTunes: “Bostich” by Yello from the album Essential (1980, 4:36).

Unplanned Applause

I was only able to watch the first few minutes of the State of the Union tonight before customers came in and I had to actually work for my paycheck (such a sorry state of affairs, really). I did, however, get one laugh out of what I saw.

I’m used to the apparently mandatory applause after every sentence (though whether they’re applauding what was said, or the fact that he managed to get through one more sentence without stumbling, I’m not sure about). I was quite pleasantly surprised tonight when after mentioning that the Patriot Act expires in the near future, the Democratic portion of Congress interrupted Bush’s speech at that point to start applauding.

Not only do I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, but seeing Bush’s annoyance as he turned toward the applauding people and shook his head (“No, no, that’s not where you’re supposed to clap! You missed your cue!”) was priceless.

I’ll get to go over the transcript of the speech and hopefully catch an archived webcast after I get home tonight. Until then, though, I’ll just carry that moment around in my head for the rest of the evening.

Enterprise in trouble?

Via /. comes a Cinescape rumor report saying that the latest Star Trek incarnation, Enterprise, might be in jeopardy…

You may remember speculation from last year that STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE, the latest TV series in the long-running sci-fi franchise, was in possible danger of being cancelled. Most of these fears seemed to originate with the news that two less episodes of ENTERPRISE would be needed for this season, and when combined with the show’s lackluster ratings, produced gossip that the show could be hanging by a thread. There was also talk that the show was being moved to Friday evenings from its Wednesday perch on the network.

UPN suits and ENTERPRISE producer Rick Berman dispelled the rumor that the program would move to Fridays but did confirm that a shorter run was in store for the third season. Nevertheless, the news was downplayed as a minor issue and not one serious enough to deliver a deathblow to the struggling series. But last week’s abrupt and unexpected cancellation of JAKE 2.0, the series that followed on UPN directly after ENTERPRISE, may have sent a pulse of fear through the cast and crew. At the very least it prompted an individual to write in and tell us what they say the scuttlebutt is on the set right now…

Now, I’ve not seen Enterprise since I moved into my current apartment, and at the time, I wasn’t sorry to stop watching it. It’s still a little sad to see that one of the staples of my life may be coming to such an ignominious end.

The one-party America

Highly recommended reading: The American Prospect’s America as a One-Party State.

America has had periods of single-party dominance before. It happened under FDR’s New Deal, in the Republican 1920s and in the early 19th-century “Era of Good Feeling.” But if President Bush is re-elected, we will be close to a tipping point of fundamental change in the political system itself. The United States could become a nation in which the dominant party rules for a prolonged period, marginalizes a token opposition and is extremely difficult to dislodge because democracy itself is rigged. This would be unprecedented in U.S. history.

iTunes: “Liar (1991)” by Queen from the album Queen (1973, 6:26).

Read fast!

After paying no more than cursory attention to my computer and the news since the middle of last week thanks to a rather nasty little cold bug, I’m trying to skim through everything I’ve missed as quickly as possible.

All the big news right now is about yesterday’s Iowa caucus, with Kerry coming out on top, Edwards coming out of nowhere to take the number two spot, and Dean ending up in a surprisingly distant third place. As a Dean supporter, it’s a bit of a bummer, but at the same time, this is only a first step, and there’s still quite a bit of jostling to go before the final nominee is chosen. While Kerry has never really caught my interest, I should probably find out a little more about Edwards, who I don’t really know much about at all.

One thing I’m curious about, though, and have yet to find hard numbers on, is the turnout for the caucus. In the weeks preceding yesterday’s event, I got the impression that as dismal as voter turnout is for major elections, turnout for the caucuses is generally even lower, usually consisting only of the really die-hard political junkies who are paying attention to all this stuff this early in the game. Yesterday, while skimming over news reports and when I caught a little bit of a news report while on my lunch break, I got the impression that the turnout in Iowa was surprisingly large, with many more people showing up to make their voice heard than anyone expected (which probably influenced the final tallies).

If this is true, I think it’s an absolutely great thing. I’ve said for a while that the only good thing I can really attribute to the Bush administration is that it’s gotten a lot more people paying attention to and willing to participate in the political process, and if we’re getting record turnout for the caucuses, this could be a strong indication of just that. If people are tired enough of Bush’s leadership to show up in surprisingly large numbers to be a part of the process of finding the best candidate to oust Bush from office nearly a year before the general elections, it makes me even more optimistic that come November, we’ll be putting a Democrat back in office again.

It’s not often that political news makes me feel optimistic these days. I like it when it happens, though.

(The caveat being, of course, that if I’ve misinterpreted the bits of news that I’ve skimmed over and the numbers aren’t all that large, it may not be that newsworthy after all — but I’ll continue to keep my fingers crossed.)

iTunes: “Hollow Man” by Kula Shaker from the album K (1996, 19:26).

Dialogue while watching a movie

“You want a cookie?”

“Mmm…naaah.”

“Okies.”

(munch)

(munch)

Said with mouth full: “You sure you don’t want any cookie? I’ve got a tasty little bite here, you wouldn’t even have to chew it!”

“Okay — you stay on that side of the bed.”

iTunes: “Pudding Time” by Primus from the album Frizzle Fry (1990, 4:08).

Local excitement, dumb criminals

While I didn’t see any of this myself, apparently life got a little exciting for Bellevue residents yesterday as the FBI barricaded robbery suspects inside a hotel

More than 200 guests were trapped in a hotel for 4 1/2 hours yesterday morning as FBI agents negotiated with bank robbery suspects barricaded inside.

The standoff ended peacefully around 12:30 p.m. when the three suspects came out of their room at the Embassy Suites Hotel at 3325 158th Ave. S.E. near the Eastgate shopping center.

In the end, the suspects surrendered peacefully, and noone was hurt. My favorite bit of the story, though?

The three men, charged with the Jan. 12 armed robbery of a bank in Cape Girardeau, Mo., had registered at the Bellevue hotel in their own names.

Good way to stay undercover, guys. ;)

iTunes: “Oh Yeah” by Yello from the album Essential (1985, 3:07).