The Matrix Resurrections: Why the Matrix movies never stopped being relevant:

The Matrix has a complicated legacy. It’s probably the most influential American movie since Star Wars came out in 1977 (and it is now almost exactly as old as Star Wars was when The Matrix came out), and it’s by far the most popular piece of art created by trans people. But its sequels were divisive, and its ideas about questioning reality have influenced political reactionaries in dangerous ways. Now, with a fourth film in the series coming out on December 22, it’s time to go back … back to the Matrix, across five eras of the franchise’s history.

The Anonymous Sister

A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

While McClane’s wife is in the first couple films, and his kids are in several, to my memory, this is the only mention of McClane’s sister in the entire Die Hard franchise.

I figure this is because thanks to his smart-ass, cocky attitude, she never got along that well with her older brother, and then after he got famous for being all macho at that terrorist thing in LA, it was even worse. All anyone ever wanted to talk to her about was her annoying older brother, and she was just so over it. Then again at the airport, and yet again in New York? That was just too much, and she finally changed her name and cut off contact entirely. He could pretend to be a superhero all he liked, but she didn’t have to be a part of it – and after hearing about what he ended up putting her niblings through, she was even more sure she’d made the right decision.

Preparing for My New Office

Got myself a little “congrats on the new job and your first actual office” present to go on a bookshelf or my desk (y’know, once we’re moved in and I actually have furniture…right now, it’s just a bare office). 🖖

I’ve been eyeballing Eaglemoss’s Star Trek model ships line for a long time. I don’t have the funds or space to do the “collect the whole set” subscription, so I’m glad they also sell them individually so I could get this.

NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D.

Thoughts on The Hobbit Trilogy

After re-watching The Hobbit trilogy (extended) for the first time in a good few years, I’m solidly of the opinion that, while good, there are some definite tonal issues throughout. It’s really as if Jackson just couldn’t decide if he wanted to keep the darker, mostly serious approach of the LOTR films (which isn’t to say that those don’t have humor) or go with a somewhat lighter kid-oriented approach as befitting the book’s recognized status as a “children’s book”, and ended up with a mix of the two (with the added “extended universe” material contributing a lot of the darker stuff) that is just kind of weird and doesn’t always work.

The first movie is definitely the best, with Goblintown as the low point, and the Bilbo/Gollum encounter the highlight. The second movie is still pretty strong, though the barrel escape swings too far to the goofy side of things and Laketown is dreary. Similar to the first, it’s the Bilbo/Smaug encounter that stands out. The third is just so dreary, from start to end; little more than three hours of gloom and destruction, and I can’t really find a particular lowlight or highlight. However well done it is — and it is — it’s kind of a slog to get through.

I still enjoy the trilogy as a whole, but it definitely starts strong and then goes downhill (even if only slightly, not off a cliff or anything) from there.

Other assorted thoughts:

  • Why are the goblins the only builders that add any sort of railings or guardrails on their bridges (and even they are inconsistent about it)? Elves do manage to get some on their balconies, but bridges? Of elves, humans, dwarves, and goblins, only goblins seem to have, if only occasionally, figured out that falling off might be a bad thing.

  • It’s rather amusing to watch these films while sitting next to someone who says, “you’re not even in this book!” every time Legolas comes on screen.

  • How does Smaug know about Thorin? You pretty much get the impression that Smaug showed up, took over Erebor, and then just snuggled down under his gold security blanket for six decades until Bilbo wandered in. There’s the strong implication that Smaug is in league with Sauron in some way (dragon telepathy?), but Smaug really seemed pretty well-informed on the goings-on outside of the Lonely Mountain for a dragon who hadn’t been seen in so long that some wondered if he had died.

  • The eagles are such a convenient deus ex machina that I find them one of the weakest parts. They swoop in, save the heroes, and then swoop away. I’d actually forgotten that they turn the tide of the final battle, and spent much of the Battle of the Five Armies trying to remember who the fifth army even was.

  • I was excited to get the extended editions when they were first released — and as I said above, overall, I do still enjoy them — but now not only am I wondering if going back to the theatrical versions would be easier to go through, but I’m also finding myself more curious about tracking down one of the “just the book” fan edits that edit out all of the extra bits to just focus on what’s in the original book.