Fahrenheit 9/11

At this point, writing up much of a review is more or less pointless. If you’re of a mind to see this film, you’re quite likely to already, and if you’re not planning on seeing it — well, you should.

Most of what was in Fahrenheit 9/11 I knew about already, of course, having been trolling the various political sites regularly for a while now. The single biggest bit that I didn’t know much about beforehand was shots of the protests in DC during Bush’s inauguration. I’m not in the least surprised that there were protests, I just wasn’t paying as much attention to the news back then, and hadn’t heard much about what happened.

I was also very impressed by how Moore handled the day of the attacks. Rather than show us the same footage of the airplanes hitting the towers that we’ve seen time and time again, he stayed with footage of the reactions of people in the street as they gazed up at the towers, and later, as they moved through the streets, ash and papers floating down around them out of the sky. Far more effective and powerful than if he’d stuck to footage that we’d already seen enough times to become at least somewhat inured to the horror.

I was also a little surprised at some of the things that weren’t mentioned in the film. At one point, Moore mentions some of the member nations that joined the US in the “Coalition of the Willing” for the attack against Iraq, calling out a few that didn’t actually have any military forces to contribute. What he didn’t choose to mention, though, was something that I looked into at one point — the human rights records of the member nations. Rather disturbing to see what some of our partners in “fighting for democracy” are doing on their own turf.

My one real worry about the film is that it’s going to be preaching to the choir for most of its run. At least now, in its initial theatrical run, it’s far more likely that the majority of the people seeing it are people like me, who don’t need to be convinced that Bush needs to go. If Moore and Lion’s Gate/Miramax can get Fahrenheit 9/11 into the video market by mid-to late September or early October, though, the increased exposure of rentals might end up reaching a far wider range of people who aren’t as likely to bother seeing it in the theatre.

One can hope, at least.

iTunes: “Instruments of Darkness” by Art of Noise, The from the album Best of Rave, The Vol. 1 (1991, 3:40).

Top 100 Grossing Movies of All Time

From Alicia, a list of the top 100 grossing movies of all time. Following in the footsteps (blogsteps?) of those before me in this particular meme, the movies that I have not seen are in bold.

  1. Titanic (1997) \$600,779,824
  2. Star Wars (1977) \$460,935,665
  3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) \$434,949,459
  4. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) \$431,065,444
  5. Spider-Man (2002) \$403,706,375
  6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) \$377,019,252
  7. Passion of the Christ, The (2004) \$370,025,697
  8. Jurassic Park (1993) \$356,784,000
  9. Shrek 2 (2004) \$356,211,000
  10. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) \$340,478,898
  11. Finding Nemo (2003) \$339,714,367
  12. Forrest Gump (1994) \$329,691,196
  13. Lion King, The (1994) \$328,423,001
  14. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) \$317,557,891
  15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) \$313,837,577
  16. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) \$310,675,583
  17. Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) \$309,125,409
  18. Independence Day (1996) \$306,124,059
  19. Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) \$305,411,224
  20. Sixth Sense, The (1999) \$293,501,675
  21. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) \$290,158,751
  22. Home Alone (1990) \$285,761,243
  23. Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) \$281,492,479
  24. Shrek (2001) \$267,652,016
  25. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) \$261,970,615
  26. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) \$260,031,035
  27. Jaws (1975) \$260,000,000
  28. Monsters, Inc. (2001) \$255,870,172
  29. Batman (1989) \$251,188,924
  30. Men in Black (1997) \$250,147,615
  31. Toy Story 2 (1999) \$245,823,397
  32. Bruce Almighty (2003) \$242,589,580
  33. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) \$242,374,454
  34. Twister (1996) \$241,700,000
  35. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) \$241,437,427
  36. Ghost Busters (1984) \$238,600,000
  37. Beverly Hills Cop (1984) \$234,760,500
  38. Cast Away (2000) \$233,630,478
  39. Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997) \$229,074,524
  40. Signs (2002) \$227,965,690
  41. Rush Hour 2 (2001) \$226,138,454
  42. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) \$219,200,000
  43. Ghost (1990) \$217,631,306
  44. Aladdin (1992) \$217,350,219
  45. Saving Private Ryan (1998) \$216,119,491
  46. Mission: Impossible II (2000) \$215,397,307
  47. X2 (2003) \$214,948,780
  48. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) \$213,079,163
  49. Back to the Future (1985) \$210,609,762
  50. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) \$205,399,422
  51. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) \$204,843,350
  52. Exorcist, The (1973) \$204,565,000
  53. Mummy Returns, The (2001) \$202,007,640
  54. Armageddon (1998) \$201,573,391
  55. Gone with the Wind (1939) \$198,655,278
  56. Pearl Harbor (2001) \$198,539,855
  57. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) \$197,171,806
  58. Toy Story (1995) \$191,800,000
  59. Men in Black II (2002) \$190,418,803
  60. Gladiator (2000) \$187,670,866
  61. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) \$184,925,485
  62. Dances with Wolves (1990) \$184,208,848
  63. Batman Forever (1995) \$184,031,112
  64. Fugitive, The (1993) \$183,875,760
  65. Ocean’s Eleven (2001) \$183,405,771
  66. What Women Want (2000) \$182,805,123
  67. Perfect Storm, The (2000) \$182,618,434
  68. Liar Liar (1997) \$181,395,380
  69. Grease (1978) \$181,360,000
  70. Jurassic Park III (2001) \$181,166,115
  71. Mission: Impossible (1996) \$180,965,237
  72. Planet of the Apes (2001) \$180,011,740
  73. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) \$179,870,271
  74. Pretty Woman (1990) \$178,406,268
  75. Tootsie (1982) \$177,200,000
  76. Top Gun (1986) \$176,781,728
  77. There’s Something About Mary (1998) \$176,483,808
  78. Ice Age (2002) \$176,387,405
  79. Crocodile Dundee (1986) \$174,635,000
  80. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) \$173,585,516
  81. Elf (2003) \$173,381,405
  82. Air Force One (1997) \$172,888,056
  83. Rain Man (1988) \$172,825,435
  84. Apollo 13 (1995) \$172,071,312
  85. Matrix, The (1999) \$171,383,253
  86. Beauty and the Beast (1991) \$171,301,428
  87. Tarzan (1999) \$171,085,177
  88. Beautiful Mind, A (2001) \$170,708,996
  89. Chicago (2002) \$170,684,505
  90. Three Men and a Baby (1987) \$167,780,960
  91. Meet the Parents (2000) \$166,225,040
  92. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)\$165,500,000
  93. Hannibal (2001) \$165,091,464
  94. Catch Me If You Can (2002) \$164,435,221
  95. Big Daddy (1999) \$163,479,795
  96. Sound of Music, The (1965) \$163,214,286
  97. Batman Returns (1992) \$162,831,698
  98. Bug’s Life, A (1998) \$162,792,677
  99. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) \$161,963,000
  100. Waterboy, The (1998) \$161,487,252

iTunes: “Gottes Tod (Dance or Die)” by Das Ich from the album Re_Laborat (2001, 5:09).

Buffy and Angel?

Some questions for Buffy/Angel fans…

Never having seen any of the show before now, I’ve been slowly working my way through the Buffy the Vampire Slayer television series, renting the DVDs one by one from NetFlix. At the moment I’m about 2/3 of the way through Season Three and just found out while bouncing around old episode reviews that I’m coming up on the spinoff point for Angel’s series.

Firstly: is Angel as good of a series as I’m finding Buffy to be? Should I start working my way through this series also?

Next, assuming that the answer to that question is a “yes”, my question is simply how best to proceed. Given that there were four years of overlap between the two series, did they relate to each other in any major ways than sharing characters? While I certainly don’t expect that the two series would be sharing events and plot lines back and forth every week, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they occasionally at least referenced each other, if not outright sharing a common story line from time to time.

I figure I’ve got two basic methods of watching both shows: continuing my run through the end of Buffy and then starting to work through Angel (jumping back four years in the timeline in the process), or alternating renting discs of Buffy and Angel in order to make an attempt at following both shows concurrently in an attempt to keep the respective timelines as close as possible.

At the moment, I’ve got all of Buffy lined up in my queue, with all of Angel (at least, the three seasons that have been released on DVD so far — I’m just hoping that by the time I make it through those three, at least one more season will have been released, if not both) queued up afterwards. If enough people think that it would be worthwhile to mix the two together, it would be easy enough for me to do so.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

(And please — no spoilers on upcoming events! As I mentioned at the beginning, I’ve never watched these shows before now, so aside from bits and pieces of information that I picked up over the years as they filtered into the popular consciousness (for example, I know that Willow comes out as a lesbian at some point, though I don’t know when, how, or with/to whom; I know that there’s a musical episode sometime towards the end of the series; and I know that Jim Morrison dies at the end (sorry…in-joke with my friends)), I’m very clueless about where things are going as the series progresses, and I’d like to keep it that way. Thanks!)

iTunes: “Sweet Soul Sister” by Cult, The from the album Sonic Temple (1989, 5:08).

I think I saw a porno like that once

Not quite as good as Troy in 15 Minutes, but very nearly so, and still damn funny: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes.

The Shrieking Shack

RON: Help! Help!

HARRY: We’re coming, Ron!

RON: Don’t help! Don’t help! It’s a trap!

HARRY: eye roll

BIG BLACK DOG: turns into Sirius Black

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

And as it turns out, Cleo’s had such success with her ‘…in Fifteen Minutes’ series that there’s now a m15m LiveJournal community dedicated to them. Worth keeping an eye on!

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Tide is Turning, The” by Company from the album The Wall Live in Berlin (1990, 7:21).

Of Course It’s Creepy!

(Note: the following was originally a reply to some of the questions raised in the comments discussing an upcoming Tim Burton/Johnny Depp version of Roald Dahl‘s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. My response became long enough that I decided to give it a post of its own rather than “bl-hog” my own blog.)

I have to comment on this one : What is it with this movie [Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] that people love it so much? It’s one of the creepiest films I’ve ever seen in my life.

Obviously I can’t speak for everyone, but as for myself, I think the creepiness is one of the major factors in just why I enjoy it.

I’ve always had a fascination for the dark, creepy, and bizarre — I count H.R. Giger as one of my favorite artists, and William S. Burroughs as one of my favorite authors, for instance — and Roald Dahl’s writing is right up my alley. It’s amusing really. So many people have this image of Dahl writing “children’s” books, born of hazy memories of the film version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the stop-motion animation version of James and the Giant Peach, the Jim Henson version of The Witches, and so on. And to be sure, they are children’s books, however, they’re children’s books far closer in spirit to the original Grimm Brothers fairy tales than the pablum that passes for children’s literature today.

For some reason, our society seems to have decided that children need to be coddled, pandered to, and generally sheltered at any cost from the darker areas of life (while at the same time using the television as a babysitter without bothering to supervise what the children are watching…but that’s a rant for another time). Playgrounds are torn down and rebuilt to try to prevent the merest hint of the possibility of injury, classic fairy tales are “Disney-fied” to remove elements that are deemed inappropriate (no matter that they survived unaltered for tens and sometimes hundreds of years before that without our culture spontaneously imploding), toys are re-engineered from good solid long-lasting metal to flimsy plastic that doesn’t have any sharp corners but that breaks in months rather than years, and so on.

Children aren’t stupid, though. They know that life isn’t all sunshine and roses. From the first time they fall and skin a knee, or find their goldfish floating upside down in its bowl, or any number of any other day to day minor tragedies, children are no strangers to the darker side of life. They don’t approach these events in the same way that older people do, though — more often then not, after the initial trauma wears off, they’re curious and want to know the “why’s” behind what just happened — and this simple acceptance is so alien to our over-analytical “adult” minds that we fool ourselves into thinking that the children don’t understand. They do, though. They may not have the finer details and the subtleties down, they may not see it the same way adults do, but they understand.

The Grimm brothers understood this when they wrote their classic stories. Their tales were dark and disturbing, full of violence, abusive situations, scary moments, and everything that we seem to try to shield our children from in this overly “PC” day and age. But the stories had messages and morals to them that were passed onto the children that read them or heard them from their parents, and those messages and morals were probably all the more effective because they used the imaginations of the children, and the innate ability of the child’s mind to accept dragons, beasties, ghoulies, and things that go bump in the night just as easily as they accept rainbows, fairies, unicorns, and cute little gnomes living under toadstools.

Dahl also understands this in his children’s stories. His characters are flawed, rarely ever entirely good or entirely bad. They find themselves in fantastical situations that can be as wonderously exciting as they are chilling. His heroes learn the lessons that they should, but it’s never an easy course. No triumph is ever as sweet as that which carries a real risk of dismal failure, and if that simple truth is neglected, then the audience — whether an audience of one turning the pages of a book, or an theater audience watching an adventure unfurl on the screen — is cheated.

Some of the best “children’s” literature is that which doesn’t pander to the age group that the story is aimed at (and because of this, can often be enjoyed long past childhood and into adulthood). Along with Dahl and the Brothers Grimm, L. Frank Baum’s Oz books often took very dark turns, I’ve heard good things about Neil Gaiman’s Coraline (though I’ve yet to read it myself), J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books keep getting darker and darker (and better, and more popular) as the series progresses…I’m sure there are many, many other authors and examples that could be added to this list.

Yes, both the book and the movie of Charlie and the Chocolate factory are creepy — but that’s exactly as it should be, and that’s one of the reasons I think that the Burton/Depp collaboration could do an incredible job of re-creating the story (assuming, that is, that Burton doesn’t pull another Planet of the Apes out of his hat). I, for one, am hoping for the best.

Could be brilliant or horrible

Coming in 2005 — a new film version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Directed by Tim Burton.

Starring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.

Hmmmmmmm…

It’s hard for me to see anyone surpassing the inspired lunacy of Gene Wilder as Wonka, but I do tend to like Burton/Depp collaborations. Reserving judgement for now, but it could be worth keeping an eye on.

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Peter Bazooka” by Dead Milkmen, The from the album Death Rides a Pale Cow (1995, 3:07).

Jay and Silent Bob want you to vote

Kevin Smith is directing a series of short commercials where various stars urge people to go out and vote. According to Smith, one of the shorts will feature “a pair of stoners who’re coming out of semi-retirement for the cause.”

Okay, folks. If Jay and Silent Bob are going to be voting, you’ve got no excuse not to. ;)

iTunes: “Moodswings” by Purple Nine from the album Essential Chillout (1999, 5:05).

Pest control

Rick came over to hang out for a bit last night, and brought along Once Upon a Time in Mexico, the latest in Robert Rodriguez’ Mariachi series. Very violent and very entertaining, but after a single watching, I’m not entirely sure I’ve really got the faintest clue quite what happened, as much of the movie consists of every character double- and triple-crossing every other character. Rick assures me that it all works out consistently — for now, I’ll just have to take his word for it. Even without total comprehension, though, it was at least good brainless fun to watch Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp wreak havoc for a couple hours.

I’ve got a mouse in my apartment. I’m not really terribly concerned about this, as it’s kind of cute, and not a bother at all, I just occasionally catch it skittering around the corners of my room out of the corner of my eye. As Rick and I were talking last night, though, Rick started to pull a cigarette out of his pack and accidentally dropped one on the floor.

“Have a smoke — or two,” I said.

Rick laughed as he bent down to pick up the one he dropped. “That one was for the mouse.”

“Oh, I see,” I said. “Tricky. No need to buy traps or anything inhumane like that. We’ll just give the little shit cancer and wait. We’re patient.”

This mouse has met his match.

iTunes: “Switchblade 327” by Brian Setzer Orchestra, The from the album Dirty Boogie, The (1998, 3:30).

A love letter to Star Trek

Something to bring a smile to your face (especially if, like me, you’re a life-long Trekk[ie/er]) — A love letter to Star Trek.

One year and a couple months ago, on Star Date something-or-other, my sons and I started a family tradition by accident. We rented the first disk of what seemed like an endless set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs.

[…]

I don’t remember those early shows now. All I remember is watching three boys huddled under a navy blue crocheted afghan, mouths open, eyes krazy-glued to the small screen in our sunroom while reflected images of people with ridged skulls and pointed ears flickered on three glass corner windows. They were hooked.

[…]

One day, a bad bad day, when many soldiers lost lives in that distant senseless war, my middle son stood with barefeet on the cold tile floor of the kitchen, listening to NPR, and clenched his fists in frustration.

“Why don’t they stop fighting? We’re never going to join a Federation of Planets if this continues. Don’t they know that? Why don’t they want to help end starvation instead? I wish we lived in the future.”

[…]

Something about the mythology, the space, the ongoing conundrums of time, kept my sons going, kept them full of hope. They started reading books about the solar system. They followed the NASA mission to Mars and knew more about it than their teachers. They built star ships of blankets and chairs in the sunroom and spent lazy Saturday afternoons playing with styrofoam planets. All peaceful, all scientific and humane. Children from the future.

The last season of Star Trek came too fast. We watched the last episode last night. My boys have grown tall and already those Star Trek shirts are getting tight. They look forward to renting Deep Space Nine episodes. I look forward to it, too, but my heart knows this time is over, no anomalies can bring it back.

As a child who grew up on the origninal Star Trek, sitting on my dad’s lap and pointing excitedly somewhere over my shoulder as the Starship Enterprise swept across the screen, I can easily identify with the sense of wonder, excitement, and hope that these kids are just finding now.

Wil Wheaton also has some nice things to say about this post.

(via Jacqueline)

Stories too good to be true

I just watched an absolutely fascinating film — Shattered Glass. It’s the story of Stephen Glass, the New Republic reporter who in 1998 was outed as having fabricated everything from minor details to entire stories during his tenure at the New Republic.

I’d heard a bit about the Glass story, especially with the recent flap about New York Times reporter Jayson Blair, but I’d never actually read enough about Glass to have picked up the entire story. Watching Glass go from handily manipulating everyone around him to a rapid implosion as his stories start to unravel under the investigation of Forbes.com reporter Adam Penenberg is simply amazing.

iTunes: “Defiant” by Lawrence, Christopher from the album Twilight (1999, 7:13).