Basketbrawl

I’m not much of a sports fan — the only sport I’ve ever really gotten into is soccer, thanks to my brother’s many years of goalkeeping — but even I am likely to sit up and take notice when reports start hitting the ‘net of pro basketball players jumping into the stands and beating the fans (RealMedia stream here).

Just insane. Bad enough that they got into a brawl on the court — it’s never a good thing, but it happens occasionally — but then to jump into the stands and attack people in the crowd? “He’s absolutely out of his mind!” says one of the commentators, soon followed by, “This is the ugliest scene you’ll ever see.” Sounds about right to me.

Of course, then the commentators just get kind of stupid as they scramble to find something to say, when one of them comes up with, “This is not a pretty sight, but it happens, a very emotional game,” as the players are bodily hauled off the court under a hail of beer cups, food, and at least one chair. Emotional game or not, something this big doesn’t “happen.”

According to ABC, four players have been suspended indefinitely, with more precise suspension lengths to be announced later.

On the upside, maybe we’ll get an update to the old one-liner, “I went to a fight and a hockey basketball game broke out.”

The Typical Briton

The Typical Briton

The caption on this Yahoo photo was odd enough that I wonder if it may not disappear in the near future, so rather than simply linking to it, I figured I’d grab a quick screenshot and post it also.

A British hooligan in the streets of Belgium. The typical Briton is polite, witty and phlegmatic, but lacks a certain style and has a dental hygiene issue while having an occasional drinking problem.

Slow day, maybe? A caption writer a little too bored on the job? Some humorous filler text that accidentally got approved? There’s no real way of knowing, unfortunately.

(via kottke)

Update: Apparently, the caption has something to do with a survey of what other nations think of the Brits.

(also via kottke)

iTunesWorld’s Made Up of This and That, The (Fatboy Slim)” by Deeds Plus Thoughts from the album Fatboy Slim’s Greatest Remixes (2000, 5:48).

2004 Weblog Awards

Nominations are now open for the 2004 Weblog Awards.

I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. ;)

Categories I might be eligible for, if I were nominated: Best Overall Blog (not going to happen), Best Blog Design (again, not going to happen), Best of the Top 100-250 Blogs or Best of the Top 2500-3500 Blogs (as ranked by the Blogging Ecosystem, where I’m currently ranked as either [#215][] [Large Mammal] or [#2525][] [Adorable Little Rodent] depending on how the URL is written — and I don’t think I’m popular enough to grab a win in either of these categories, either).

Still, it’s fun to dream, right?

iTunesFunky Music” by Utah Saints from the album Two (2001, 3:36).

It’s like a violin…

As I was walking up to the Vogue tonight, I stopped for a moment outside of the Comet Tavern to listen to the band. No idea who it was, but they were playing a somewhat celtic-folk-rock sound, complete with fiddle and upright bass. While I was standing there, I overheard another couple standing near me and looking in the window talking.

They appeared to be fairly average middle- or upper-middle-class folks in their mid-20’s, but the guy was trying to explain to his companion the concept of an upright bass. “It’s like a violin, just a lot bigger, and deeper…they use that instead of a bass guitar….”

Now, okay, admittedly, I have a somewhat stronger grounding in music than many people (I come from a long line of musicians and music teachers, everyone in my family plays at least one instrument, I sang in an award-winning children’s choir for ten years while growing up), but I am having real difficulties trying to envision how someone could make it to their mid-20’s and have absolutely no idea what an upright bass is.

Absolutely mind-bogging to me.

iTunesBethel” by Repetto, Marco from the album Sound of Superstition, The Vol. 5 (1997, 7:43).

New Reads

Thanks to tdavid‘s creation of an easy-to-import OPML file of Wednesday’s Meetup attendees, I’ve just added a good number of local webloggers — essentially, everyone who was at the meetup and has an RSS feed available — to my daily reads.

I’ve noticed from time to time just how few local writers I’ve had in my daily reading list, this should be a nice change.

Until I take the time to update the blogroll here, the curious can peek at my current reads through my Bloglines page.

Me as a South Park character

South Park me!

Just a little mid-morning amusement: me as a South Park character, thanks to the South Park Character Creator.

At least, as close as I could get. They don’t have a ‘kilt’ option for the legs (which are too short to even try, I think), and I had to tweak the hair color in Photoshop to get it a little closer to the blondish-red that I have.

Still, not too bad for five minutes dinking around with a flash toy. :)

(via the Webmaster Cookbook)

Resurrecting the Evil Dead

The good news: the previously rumored ‘Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash‘ is probably dead.

The bad news: that’s because Raimi is remaking The Evil Dead (bad enough) and will be letting someone else direct it (worse).

Why can’t anyone just leave the good stuff alone and create more new good stuff, instead of constantly re-hashing old good stuff into new bad stuff? If they’re determined to avoid having to actually think hard enough to come up with something new, couldn’t they at least pick old movies that had promise but were actually bad (or, at least, could be measurably improved) to remake into something good?

Besides, Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn is essentially a remake of The Evil Dead already. What’s the point anymore?

Oh, and this idea from the /. thread made me laugh: maybe they’ll name it Evil Dead 4: Army of Darkness 2!

(Yes, I realize that given my [cautious] optimism over the upcoming Tim Burton version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, this may seem like a somewhat hypocritical whine. Live with it. My site, my rules.)

(via /.)

Weblogger’s Meetup

Just got back a bit ago from this month’s Seattle Weblogger’s Meetup.

Weblogger's Meetup

Roundabout 20-something people in attendance, of whom I knew three or so beforehand. A full list of attendees can be found at 8 Bit Joystick. Nice evening, lots of chatting.

Now I’m tired, though, and will be heading to bed before too terribly long.

iTunesChickasuarus” by Pigface from the album Preaching to the Perverted (2001, 5:04).

Jason Webley Halloween Deathday 2004 Bootleg

laurachandae was kind enough to send me a copy of her recording of Jason Webley‘s Halloween show, so I’ve converted it to .mp3 and have ~~posted it on my webserver~~. It’s only the first half of the show (apparently a mic cable got unplugged during intermission), but what there is is pretty good quality, and very listenable.

I’m still hoping that I might eventually run across someone who has the rest of the show recorded, but until then, this is what there is.

Enjoy!

iTunesI’ll Fly Away (Live)” by Webley, Jason from the album Halloween Deathday 2004 (2004, 3:59).

Exterminate all rational thought.

Mike posted about joining up with NetFlix, and his list of upcoming movies included Brazil and Time Bandits, both wonderfully bizarre films directed by Terry Gilliam. I dropped him a quick note to recommend a few other flicks, which touched off a discovery of something that I’ve been waiting years for.

Back in “tha day” when videotapes were the medium of choice for movies (if you couldn’t afford a LaserDisc player), I had what I fondly referred to as my “mindfuck movies” tape. Three films, all favorites of mine, each of which were quite bizarre.

First up was Brazil, Terry Gilliam’s surrealistic dystopian satire of bureaucracy and the power of human dreams. Gilliam has long been one of my favorite directors, and Brazil is probably my favorite of the movies that he’s done to date, with its black humor, astounding and at times Giger-esque visuals, and absolutely stellar cast (Jonathan Pryce, Robert DeNiro, Michael Palin, Katherine Helmond, Ian Holm, and Bob Hoskins).

Next up was Closet Land, a powerful look at interrogation, abuse, and governmental power. Sponsored by Amnesty International, the film tells the story of a children’s book author who is abducted and interrogated about suspected anti-governmental themes and messages hidden in her books. Virtually the entire film takes place in a single room, with only two characters: the author (Madeline Stowe) and her interrogator (Alan Rickman). An incredibly powerful film (and, unfortunately, one that is out of print on VHS and not released on DVD yet).

Last on the tape was David Cronenberg‘s incredible visualization of William S. Burroughs‘ ‘unfilmable’ book Naked Lunch. Written in Tangiers under the influence of quite a few different drugs (heroin being a primary influence), the semi-autobiographical novel has fascinated me since the first time I read it.

From Amazon’s review:

Burroughs wrote Naked Lunch in a Tangier, Morocco, hotel room between 1954 and 1957. Allen Ginsberg and his beatnik cronies burst onto the scene, rescued the manuscript from the food-encrusted floor, and introduced some order to the pages. It was published in Paris in 1959 by the notorious Olympia Press and in the U.S. in 1962; the landmark obscenity trial that ensued served to end literary censorship in America.

Burroughs’s literary experiment–the much-touted “cut-up” technique–mirrored the workings of a junkie’s brain. But it was junk coupled with vision: Burroughs makes teeming amalgam of allegory, sci-fi, and non-linear narration, all wrapped in a blend of humor–slapstick, Swiftian, slang-infested humor. What is Naked Lunch about? People turn into blobs amidst the sort of evil that R. Crumb, in the decades to come, would inimitably flesh out with his dark and creepy cartoon images. Perhaps the most easily grasped part of Naked Lunch is its America-bashing, replete with slang and vitriol. Read it and see for yourself.

Cronenberg managed to take the book and craft an equally twisted film out of it, putting Peter Weller in the lead in a hilariously deadpan performance as Burroughs’ fictional counterpart, Bill Lee. Also appearing is one of my favorite B-list actors, Julian Sands (who, if I may digress for a moment, really should have been cast as Lestat in the film adaptation of Anne Rice‘s Interview With the Vampire).

Since that videotape is long-dead, I’ve wanted to collect all the films on DVD for years now. Brazil was issued on DVD quite a while ago, but every time I’ve checked, neither Closet Land nor Naked Lunch were available — until tonight. Closet Land is still out of print, but Naked Lunch has finally been released (a year ago, apparently)! No wish-listing, waiting, or debating over that one — it’s been purchased, and should be in my mailbox sometime next week.

I am so stoked about this.

iTunesDazzle” by Siouxsie and the Banshees from the album Twice Upon A Time: The Singles (1984, 5:30).