Too hot! Too cold! Augghh!

One definite disadvantage to switching up to the 8am-5pm schedule I’m on now.

As it’s more of a “normal” workday schedule, and there’s a lot of other people who operate at these hours, it’s a lot more difficult to get a consistent water temperature in the shower in the morning.

Aaaahhhh, the joys of apartment living!

iTunes “Airport Hell” by Rollins, Henry from the album Think Tank (1998, 14:35).

The new me

I don’t think these pictures really do them justice, but I got my new glasses today.

My old glasses

My old glasses — I’ve had these for years now. They worked well when I was younger and needed something to give my face some depth, but as I’ve aged, they’ve come to dominate my face rather than accent it. So, on the advice of a few people and the assistance of Prairie, I found something smaller and less domineering.

My new glasses

So here’s the new pair. Much smaller, lighter, and totally rimless — with the anti-glare coating they’ve got, they’re almost invisible. Incredibly light, too, I’m still marveling at how much heavier the old ones feel now.

My new glasses, with shades

Even better, these come with little clip-on shades that match the shape of the lenses perfectly. For the first time in ages, I’ll actually have sunglasses — we occasionally tried to get me prescription glasses when I was younger, but they’d invariably disappear after only a few weeks, and it quickly became apparent that that was just an unfortunate waste of money. It’s going to be very nice to be able to go outside without squinting.

So, that’s my excitement for the day — that, and picking up Star Wars on DVD. Okay, yeah, I’m still a little miffed at Lucas for not releasing the original Original Trilogy, but I — along with many other people — grew up on these films. I just couldn’t talk myself out of picking them up.

Coalition of the Unwilling

Costa Rica has requested that its name be stricken from the White House’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’, saying their support was for the War on Terrorism, not the invasion of Iraq.

Costa Rica’s Constitutional Court has ruled that the country’s name cannot be included by the United States as part of a “coalition” in the Iraq conflict, and Costa Rican officials are demanding their country be stricken from the list.

Costa Rica apparently never formally joined the U.S.-led coalition, but its name was listed on a White House Web page of coalition members, sparking outrage in a country where the Iraq war is enormously unpopular.

Following Wednesday’s ruling, Costa Rica – which never sent any troops to Iraq, in part because it has no army – is making it clear it does not want to be listed as a member of the coalition.

A White House Web site still had the country listed on Thursday. The U.S. Embassy said it was still reviewing the court’s action and had no immediate comment.

(via Jacqueline)

Vote for Kerry, Lose Your Job

And I thought I got fired for a bad reason — my story doesn’t even begin to compare to this woman who lost her job because she is a John Kerry supporter.

“We were going back to work from break, and my manager told me that Phil [the owner] said to remove the sticker off my car or I was fired,” she said. “I told him that Phil couldn’t tell me who to vote for. He said, ‘Go tell him.'”

She went to Gaddis’ office, knocked on the door and entered on his orders.

“Phil and another man who works there were there,” she said. “I asked him if he said to remove the sticker and he said, ‘Yes, I did.’ I told him he couldn’t tell me who to vote for. When I told him that, he told me, ‘I own this place.’ I told him he still couldn’t tell me who to vote for.”

Gobbell said Gaddis told her to “get out of here.”

“I asked him if I was fired and he told me he was thinking about it,” she said. “I said, ‘Well, am I fired?’ He hollered and said, ‘Get out of here and shut the door.'”

She said her manager was standing in another room and she asked him if that meant for her to go back to work or go home. The manager told her to go back to work, but he came back a few minutes later and said, ” ‘I reckon you’re fired. You could either work for him or John Kerry,’ ” Gobbell said.

“I took off my gloves and threw them in the garbage and left,” Gobbell said.

I’m so glad we live in a country where personal beliefs and freedom of expression are constitutionally protected.

(via Lane)

[Update (because this is what happens when I’m a week behind):]{.underline}

Turns out this story had a happy ending after only a couple days — according to Slate, Gobbel has been offered a job with the Kerry campaign.

The story was picked up by Daily Kos, a political Web log, and spread quickly around the Web. By this morning, Geddes, who has declined to comment publicly on the matter, had apparently had enough of the bad publicity. Through an intermediary, he offered Gobbell an apology and said she could have her old job back. But Gobbell said she wouldn’t return without some written guarantee that Geddes wouldn’t turn around and fire her once he was out of the spotlight. Then, late this afternoon, Kerry himself phoned Gobbell. “He was telling me how proud he was that I stood up,” Gobbell told me. “He’d read the part where Phil said I could either work for him or work for John Kerry. He said, ‘you let him know you’re working for me as of today.’ I was just so shocked.”

Gobbell accepted Kerry’s job offer, “so I reckon I’ll be working for John Kerry.” Kerry left it that someone from his campaign would call Gobbell to work out the details.

[…]

[Update, Sept. 17: I checked in with Gobbell this afternoon. “I go to work in the local [Kerry] office Monday,” she said. Kerry is matching her salary at Enviromate and is giving her health benefits. Gobbell is very happy about the latter because Enviromate (you won’t be surprised to learn) did not. Gobbell was vague about what her duties will be, but she said, “a little bit of traveling may be involved.”]

[Update, Sept. 20: Stancil reports in today’s Decatur Daily that Gobbell is set to travel to Florida on this, her first day working for Kerry, to tell her story to CNN, among others. Already, she told Stancil, she has appeared on 15 to 20 talk radio shows. Apparently telling the story of her firing by Enviromate is more or less going to be Gobbell’s job. This looks to me like a wise investment on Kerry’s part.]

(via Terrence)

Vacation pictures

I’ve uploaded a selection of photos from my trip to Anchorage to two places: a few shots of friends and family to my flickr album, and more shots of Anchorage and the surrounding area to the family photo gallery. A few more will be coming soon, I just have to do some work on them first — Anchorage’s scenery really lends itself well to panoramic shots, so I need to do a little work splicing those together before they go up.

iTunes “Battle Flag (Radio Edit)” by Lo-Fidelity Allstars feat. Pigeonhed (4:00).

Mid-trip notes (updated)

Just jotting some stuff down for the moment — while I’m technically not entirely cut off from the ‘net while I’m visiting, I’m not spending a ton of time online. I keep bouncing between the “it’s vacation, you don’t need to jump on the computer every minute” thought and the urge to know EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING ON EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW urge that comes from being connected nearly 24/7 at home. ‘Net addict? Me? Naaaaaaaaahhhh…

(twitch)

Friday: Decent flight into Anchorage. Parents picked me up and ran me home, then I went out to hit VINL. Chatted with a few random people (including a group of late-teens who liked the kilt, some of whom were visiting Anchroage from Seattle and actually knew the Utilikilt brand). Home, bed.

Saturday: Realized that while I had a lot of e-mail and IM addresses, I had very few current phone numbers. Went to Title Wave to find Stacey, who gave me James’ number, which led me to James, Marc, and Laura. Hung out with them for a bit, then home. That evening, out and about to Mad Myrna’s (Anchorage’s one gay bar) and ‘Koots with James, Marc, Laura, Matthias, Wolfie, Moose, Erika, Erika’s brother, and Sue.

Sunday: Church in the morning with my folks, then going through lots of old family pictures in the afternoon. Evening spent at Royce’s apartment with Royce, Stephanie, Rod, and Brian. Much fun was had, including a few moments of sheer and utter absurdity leaving Royce and me with tears in our eyes from laughing, while everyone else kept chatting around us, waiting for us to get done. Man, I’ve missed that.

Monday: Random around-town wanderings to take pictures. Chatted with Dan “The Man” LaPan, owner of Subterranea, for a while about his difficulties making money and possible plans to close the store — which would suck. Subterranea is hands down the single best goth/punk/industrial “underground” store I’ve seen, for both price and selection, easily beating any of the places I’ve poked around in even in Seattle. Unfortunately, it’s the same old story: everybody loves it, everybody wants it to stay open forever, nobody will actually spend any money there. More ranting on this later, quite possibly. Evening at home, then coffee with Erika.

Tuesday: Still in progress. Took mom to work, and got more family history documents. Figuring plans out for the rest of the day. More to come…[and here it is.]{.underline} Ended up heading out to Wasilla to meet with Christina for lunch, then back into town. Bummed around the house for a bit…and, y’know, while I’m sure I did something later on that evening, I’ll be damned if I can remember just what it was. I’m sure it’ll come back to me eventually.

Wednesday: My dad’s 58th birthday. Spent most of the day here at home, doing various projects that mom had lined up for me — moving things around, emptying out storage containers, and consolidating a lot of old family pictures that had been collected from mom’s parents when they moved to a smaller apartment in their retirement home. Also dug up a ton of old photos of me, and — most frighteningly — a whole stack of letters and notes that had been passed back and forth between my friends and I back in high school. Eeep! Birthday dinner for dad at Lone Star, then off to VI to chat with Richard. Ran into Crystal (of the White Truck) there, gave her a ride home after she got off work, and then home.

Thursday: Took mom to work, then bummed around home again for a bit. Met up with Mary for a while and caught up on her life after she got home from work. Picked mom up from work, home for dinner and attempting to help dad install a new mouse and a slide scanner on his ‘puter (mouse worked fine, slide scanner seems to be junk). Off to VI to kill a little time, and ran into Jimmy, who let me know that Kayt is back in town &dmash; will try to hook up with her tomorrow. Then down to meet Laura at Myrna’s, where Adri usually shows up for karaeoke…and, of course, she never showed, though I did get her phone numbers, so I can try her tomorrow too. Watched people slaughter songs fora while, and now I’m home again. Two more days to go…

[Last update…]{.underline}

Friday: Another mostly-at-home day, listening to a good portion of the family vinyl collection. One of my major PROJECTS at some point will be shipping a veritable ton of this stuff down to Seattle, getting a turntable, and encoding it all. For now, though, sitting at home and listening to it made for a very pleasant afternoon. Evening with Erika, Deven, Luann and Ethan, first with dinner at VI, then just hanging out and chatting at Erika’s house.

Saturday: Finished up some of mom’s PROJECTS here. Got things packed up and ready to go, then over to Marc and Laura’s to meet up with them, Richard, James, Chris, and Mercedes for general hangout time, complete with games of Cranium and Pop Culture Trivial Pursuit. Again, much hilarity. Headed home, made sure I really had everything packed (doing things in two sweeps is the only way I have any chance of remembering it all, and even then I’m likely to leave something behind), and now I’m just waiting for Laura to come pick me up and run me out to the airport.

It’s been a great vacation…but I’ve got to admit, I’m definitely ready to head home and have a quiet day before heading back to work on Monday. I may sleep through most of it — my flight leaves Anchorage at 1am AK time, arrives in Seattle at about 5am Seattle time, and I generally can’t sleep on airplanes — but at least I don’t have to go straight to work directly upon landing!

So, that about wraps that up!

(Oh, and on the off chance that someone reads this in the next few hours and has nothing better to do, I’ll be coming into Seattle on Continental flight 1548, arriving at 5:09 AM, and wouldn’t refuse a ride home…)

North to Alaska

In just a few short hours, i’ll be winging my way northward. I’ll be in Anchorage for the next week, from this evening until early next Sunday morning. As such, posting will likely be light, as ‘net access will likely be spotty. I won’t have access to my @michaelhanscom.com e-mail, but I do have web-based access to my @mac.com, @speakeasy.net, and @gmail.com accounts, and will be checking them when I can.

On the off chance there’s anyone in Anchorage who might have nothing better to do tonight than hang out at the airport, I’ll be arriving on Continental flight 1587, scheduled to show up at 11:40pm Ak time tonight.

Try not to mess this place up too much while I’m gone. ;)

Ten Tech Items Inspired by Science Fiction

(Originally posted on Google Answers, I’ve taken the liberty of reformatting this fascinating look at past visions of the future that influenced the technology of today. Note that I am not the author of this piece.)

Question:

I WAS going to ask you to research whether or not there have been any women in Sci-Fi but I have answered that myself, having found Flash Gordon’s moll.

However it is a Sci-Fi question.

Can you list 10 real technological ‘things’ that have reputedly come out of Sci-Fi stuff written in the 20th Century?

Here’s an example, computer viruses were reputedly inspired by ‘When Harlie Was One’ by David Gerrold.

Answer:

I have chosen ten outstanding technological concepts which had their
popular origins in the world of sci-fi. It is debatable, in some
cases, whether the science fiction source was the actual originator,
but it’s certainly true that each of these ideas was given a boost
into reality by an SF writer.

THE GEOSTATIONARY SATELLITE: Arthur C. Clarke

Although this concept was not described in a work of fiction, it was popularized by a man primarily known for his flights of fancy, Arthur C. Clarke:

A geostationary orbit (abbreviated GSO) is a circular orbit in the Earth’s equatorial plane, any point on which revolves about the Earth in the same direction and with the same period as the Earth’s rotation. It is a special case of the geosynchronous orbit, and the one which is of most interest to artificial satellite operators.

Geosynchronous orbits and geostationary orbits were first popularised by science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke Sir Arthur C. Clarke in 1945 as useful orbits for communications satellites. As a result they are sometimes referred to as Clarke orbits. Similarly, the ‘Clarke Belt’ is the part of space approximately 35,790 km above mean sea level in the plane of the equator where near-geostationary orbits may be achieved.

The Free Dictionary: Clarke Orbit

THE COMPUTER WORM: John Brunner

1975…John Shoch and Jon Hupp at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center discover the computer ‘worm,’ a short program that searches a network for idle processors. Initially designed to provide more efficient use of computers and for testing, the worm had the unintended effect of invading networked computers, creating a security threat.

Shoch took the term ‘worm’ from the book ‘The Shockwave Rider,’ by John Brunner, in which an omnipotent ‘tapeworm’ program runs loose through a network of computers. Brunner wrote: ‘No, Mr. Sullivan, we can’t stop it! There’s never been a worm with that tough a head or that long a tail! It’s building itself, don’t you understand? Already it’s passed a billion bits and it’s still growing. It’s the exact inverse of a phage – whatever it takes in, it adds to itself instead of wiping… Yes, sir! I’m quite aware that a worm of that type is theoretically impossible! But the fact stands, he’s done it, and now it’s so goddamn comprehensive that it can’t be killed. Not short of demolishing the net!’ (247, Ballantine Books, 1975).

Computer History Museum: Timeline

ORGANLEGGING: Larry Niven

A few organ transplants were being performed in the 1970s, but author Larry Niven was one of the first to write about some of the social problems that might accompany widespread use of this life-extending technology. Niven wrote several stories which involved huge “organ banks,” some of which were kept stocked by unwilling “donations” from prisoners who had committed petty crimes. A lucrative black market of human organ trafficking, which many believe exists today, was foreseen by Niven:

Organlegging is the removal of human organs by a means of theft for resale for profit. Larry [Niven] coined the phrase in his Gil the ARM Stories. The main character and detective of the future police force or ARM tracks down many of the ‘Organleggers’ and their crime syndicates and brings them to justice. Gil Hamilton’s most astonishing special ability is his telepathic psychic arm – but read the stories! The original Long ARM of Gil Hamilton collection was published in 1976.

Today the practice of selling organs for profit is becoming commonplace in the third world and increasingly these organs are being removed without the donor’s consent.

Nivenisms in the News

THE WALDO: Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein, one of science fiction’s greatest visionaries, is credited with creating the name (and popularizing the concept) of the Waldo, a device with which a human can manipulate objects by remote. In Heinlein’s tale, titled “Waldo,” a wealthy genius who is enfeebled by disease uses mechanical hands to interact with the world:

Afflicted with myasthenia gravis from earliest childhood, Waldo lacks the muscular strength to walk or lift things with his arms. By living in the weightlessness of space he is able to move freely. His primary invention is a system of remote-controlled mechanical hands which the world has nicknamed waldoes.

We Grok It: Waldo & Magic, Inc., 1942

Before their application in motion pictures and television, ‘Waldos’ primarily referred to the mechanical arms, telemetry, and other anthropomorphic gadgetry aboard the NASA spacefleet. NASA engineers in turn took the name from a 1940 Robert A. Heinlein novella about a disabled scientist named Waldo who built a robot to amplify his limited abilities.

Character Shop: What’s a Waldo, Anyway?

GYRO-STABILIZED PERSONAL CONVEYANCE: Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein again. In a 1940 short story, “The Roads Must Roll,” RAH described the “Tumblebug,” a one-person vehicle that is stabilized gyroscopically, much like the Segway Human Transporter (now available) or the Bombardier Embrio (which is still in development). The same story described a public transport system, the “rolling road,” that is similar to mass people-moving devices now in use at large airports.

A tumblebug does not give a man dignity, since it is about the size and shape of a kitchen stool, gyro-stabilized on a singe wheel…. It can go through an opening the width of a man’s shoulders, is easily controlled, and will stand patiently upright, waiting, should its rider dismount.

Danny’s Blog Cabin: Sci-fi authors predict the future (kind of)

THE WATERBED: Robert A. Heinlein

I’m not finished with Heinlein yet. ;-)

The modern waterbed was created by Charles Hall in 1968, while he was design student at San Francisco State University in California. Hall originally wanted to make an innovative chair. His first prototype was a vinyl bag with 300 pounds of cornstarch, but the result was uncomfortable. He next attempted to fill it with Jell-O, but this too was a failure. Ultimately, he abandoned working on a chair, and settled on perfecting a bed. He succeeded. His timing could not have been more perfect: the Sexual Revolution was under way, and Hall’s waterbed became enormously popular, making it one of the most notable icons of the 1970s. However, because a waterbed is described in the novel Stranger in a Strange Land… by Robert A. Heinlein, which was first published in 1961, Hall was unable to obtain a patent on his creation.

The Free Dictionary: Waterbed

Heinlein described the mechanical details of the waterbed in Stranger [in a Strange Land], which is where the rest of the world learned about it. But what’s more interesting, and less known, is why he came up with the idea: Heinlein, a man of chronically poor health, was trying to create the perfect hospital bed.

TSAT: Predicting the Future

HOME THEATER & WALL-MOUNTED TV: Ray Bradbury

Ray Bradbury is associated more with “soft” SF or fantasy than with “hard” science fiction. Nevertheless, there are several high-tech devices in Bradbury’s classic 1953 dystopian novel Fahrenheit 451 (which is absolutely unrelated to Michael Moore’s recent filmic diatribe). Most notable is Bradbury’s description of huge, photorealistic flat-screen televisions with elaborate sound systems in home entertainment rooms called “parlours,” which provide an array of soap operas and other mind-numbing diversions in a future society which has banned most books.

This may sound unremarkable to younger readers, but those of us who remember the tiny, indistinct black-and-white TV sets of the early 1950s were (and are) duly impressed by Mr. Bradbury’s vision.

THE FLIP-PHONE: Gene Roddenberry et al.

I’ve got to get my “Star Trek” plug in here somehow. The original, ’60s Trek looks extremely dated today; although it’s set hundreds of
years in the future, technology has caught up with it (and in some
cases surpassed it in ways that the creators could not have
anticipated). One thing that I find quite striking is the resemblance,
both in appearance and function, between the flip-open communicator
devices used by the crew of the Starship Enterprise and today’s
wireless flip-phones.

Star Trek communicatorHere’s a photo of a communicator, circa 1967.

Samsung v200 Flip PhoneAnd here’s a Samsung flip-phone.

When “Star Trek: The Next Generation” replaced the flip-style communicators with a “com badge” in the late 1980s, the future was again prefigured. Today, wireless LAN-based lapel communicators are commonly used in hospitals.

THE TASER: “Victor Appleton”

Author Victor Appleton (the pseudonym of Howard Garis, also known for the “Uncle Wiggily” books) provided inspiration for the modern personal protection device, the taser (or “stun gun.”) The word “TASER” is an acronym for “Thomas A. Swift’s Electrical Rifle,” so named because the inventor was an admirer of Tom Swift when he was a child. The book “Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle” was published in 1911. Tom Swift was the adolescent hero of a series of books aimed at juvenile readers. Tom was the Harry Potter of his day. The books typically told of Tom’s adventures involving high-tech equipment such as a “sky train” or an “electric runabout.” Monorails and hybrid cars, anyone?

The Taser was developed in the late 1960’s by Jack Cover, who came up with the idea as a result of hearing about a U.S. commission which was looking into non-lethal ways police could deal with violent offenders. Cover based the Taser on a kind of stun gun he had read about in the Tom Swift fantasy stories of his childhood, thus the acronym, ‘Thomas A. Swift Electrical Rifle’.

First used by the Los Angeles Police Department in 1976, the Taser is now used by hundreds of police departments in the U.S.

Smith Secretarial: High-Tech Non-Lethal Weapon New Option for Police!

MULTI-USER DOMAINS IN CYBERSPACE: Vernor Vinge

While many fans attribute numerous important details of cyberspace to author William Gibson, I’d like to look a bit farther back, to the seminal novella “True Names,” by Vernor Vinge. In this striking work of fiction (written in 1979 and published in 1981, long before personal computers and the Web became part of our daily lives), Vinge offers vividly imagined depictions of many concepts which are everyday Internet realities today. Vinge’s online communities presage chatrooms and multi-user domains in an uncannily accurate fashion (complete with a few disagreeable and destructive individuals who take pleasure in wreaking havoc). Vinge was, as far as I can tell, the first writer to use the term “avatar” to describe a digital image that represents an anonymous computer user. Vinge called the online access point a “portal.” As you read this 25-year-old story, it seems totally contemporary: much of what was fictional in 1979 is factual today.

True Names is about Roger Pollack, a well-to-do individual living in the early 21st century. In this wired world, Pollack is known on the ‘Other Plane’ of the computer net as Mr. Slippery, a top-flight warlock (hacker) and member of one of the foremost covens of such. Unfortunately, the government have figured out Mr. Slippery’s True Name, and captures him. But it’s not him they want: They want his assistance in finding and stopping another warlock, the Mailman, who they suspect of far worse plots than anything the garden-variety warlocks have concocted. With no choice, Pollack agrees.

Pollack contacts the rest of his coven, which the Mailman – who only communicates through time delay – has recently joined. The Other Plane is perceived by most as a fantasy world, and the details of the network are mapped to concepts familiar to that milieu. Individuals on the Other Plane adopt new identities, but keep their true names secret, since – as Roger has found out – blackmail is all too easy when someone knows who you are in the real world…

True Names was prescient in its day, foreseeing cyberspace and virtual reality in all its glory several years before William Gibson’s Neuromancer, and building on 70s stories like John Brunner’s The Shockwave Rider. Vinge correctly understood the importance of secrecy and cryptography, the coming pervasiveness of computer networks, and how the personal computer would open up the world of computing to the everyman.

Pages of Michael Rawdon: Vernor Vinge

Read it! You’ll be entertained and amazed.

A personal note: I regard this novella so highly that, when choosing my Google Answers screen name in 2002, I very nearly went with the name “Erythrina,” a major character from “True Names.” I decided not to use this name after I told a friend about my plans, and she said “Erythrina??? Isn’t that a disease?”

Others…

A wonderful site called Technovelgy.com has a list of 652 science fiction devices and concepts, some of which have “come true.” I’ve selected a few of the most interesting items:

Thanks

Many thanks for a truly fascinating question. I shall sign off by borrowing a charming phrase from my friend and colleague Denco-ga:

Looking Forward,

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