Links for December 16th through January 4th

Sometime between December 16th and January 4th, I thought this stuff was interesting. You might think so too!

  • Why Is JJ Abrams Obsessed With Alice in Wonderland?: "Abrams has been mining the Alice mythos for years -Alias, Lost, and yes, even Felicity are all filled to the brim with Into the Looking Glass subtext and, as is the case with Fringe, actual context. For the sake of brevity, topicality and to spare you the pain of many, many white rabbit-related metaphors we'll keep the focus on Fringe with a bit of Abrams' back catalog to support the theory."
  • Population of the Dead: "How many people have ever lived? While doing research about populations for my last piece, I began to wonder just how many people had ever walked the face of the earth. The articles I found [here and here] were intriguing so I decided to visualize them as well."
  • The Weekly World News on Google Books: Heh. Awesome. My favorite of the trash news rags. Sad that it doesn't exist in print anymore.
  • This Dumb Decade: The 87 Lamest Moments in Tech, 2000-2009: "If ever a decade began dumb, it was this one. When clocks struck midnight on January 1st and the dreaded Y2K bug turned out to be nothing but a mild irritant, it proved once again that the experts often don't know what the heck they're talking about."
  • 20 Greatest SF Movies of the Past Decade: "The past decade has seen a lot of bloated special-effects brain-sucks… but it's also seen some of the best science-fiction films ever. Superhero films came of age, apocalypses ruled, and interstellar adventures came back. Here are the decade's 20 greatest."

Links for January 15th through January 16th

Sometime between January 15th and January 16th, I thought this stuff was interesting. You might think so too!

  • no news is bad news: An expression of the value of local news, especially in Seattle, especially in these uncertain times.
  • Cool Stuff: Olly Moss’s Poster Remakes: 21-year old UK artist Olly Moss is probably best known for his popular t-shirt designs which have virally spread across the interwebs. Olly has decided to create a series of movie posters reinterpreted in a kinda minimalistic post modern German-ism style.
  • Strong Women Steer Battlestar Galactica’s Final Voyage: In her autobiography Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher recalls her most memorable direction from George Lucas while playing Princess Leia in Star Wars: Forget about wearing a bra because "there's no underwear in outer space." The women of sci-fi have come a long way since then, and for proof, look no further than Battlestar Galactica. Returning Friday night for the start of its final half-season, the Peabody Award-winning television series continues to blend current events and religion into its thoughtful story lines. Along the way, BSG has also conjured a gender-blind universe filled with female characters of genuine substance.
  • Little Progress on Adult Literacy: One in seven adults lacks the literacy skills required to read anything more complex than a children's book, a staggering statistic that has not improved in more than 10 years, according to a federal study released last week. The 2003 National Assessment of Adult Literacy surveyed more than 18,500 Americans ages 16 and older and found about 14 percent could not read, could not understand text written in English, or could comprehend only basic, simple text.
  • Top 10 Sci Fi Flicks For The Thinking Man (beerandscifi version): How many times do we need to see Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Planet of the Apes in a top 10 list? My list will contain alternative options with movies that you may not have seen. Also, I’m taking the liberty to make my list a list not only about “what it means to be human” but also a list where “thinking people are allowed to think.”

Links for December 28th through January 8th

Sometime between December 28th and January 8th, I thought this stuff was interesting. You might think so too!

  • freezebubbles: It's very cold tonight, so we played with bubbles. If you blow them upwards enough they have time to freeze on the way down.
  • xkcd: Converting to Metric: The key to converting to metric is establishing new reference points. When you hear "26° C," instead of thinking "that's 70° F," you should think, "that's warmer than a house but cool for swimming." Here are some helpful tables of reference points…
  • Advanced Hydrologic Prediction Service: Seattle: Green River near Auburn: Hydrologic info for the Green River. Currently in the 'caution' zone at its single checkpoint, but seems to have crested already and is expected to drop from here on out.
  • UiRemote: The Universal Infrared Remote for iPhone: With the help of this small accessory, you will be able to use your iPhone to control your TV, DVD, Cable box, Projectors, Digital Photo Frames, AC, Fans, & Backyard evil robots, whereever you go. Not only does it send out the remote control signals, you can easily teach it to learn any button on any standard Remote, or even a sequence of button clicks as a macro. (This looks nice — hopefully they make it compatible with the iPod Touch as well!)
  • 25 Years of Mac: From Boxy Beige to Silver Sleek: Here's what's amazing about the Mac as it turns 25, a number that in computer years is just about a googolplex: It can look forward. The Mac's original competition—the green-phosphorus-screened stuff made by RadioShack, DEC, and then-big kahuna IBM—now inhabit landfills, both physically and psychically. Yet the Macintosh is not only thriving, it's doing better than at any time in its history. Mac market share has quietly crept into double digits. That's up from barely 3 percent in 1997, just before the prodigal CEO returned to the fold after a 12-year exile. Any way you cut it, the Mac is on the rise while Windows is waning. Roll over, Methusela—the Macintosh is still peaking.
  • 6 New Web Technologies of 2008 You Need to Use Now: Every year, we see scores of innovations trickle onto the web — everything from new browser features to cool web apps to entire programming languages. Some of these concepts just make us smile, then we move on. Some completely blow our minds with their utility and ingenuity — and become must-haves. For this list, we've compiled the most truly life-altering nuggets of brilliance to hit center stage in 2008: the ideas, products and enhancements to the web experience so huge that they make us wonder how we got along without them.
  • NCIS: The Official TV Soundtrack: Okay, maybe it's a little cheezy as a TV show tie-in, but NCIS is my personal favorite of the current crop of crime dramas…and the entire second disc of the soundtrack set is music from Abby's Lab: Collide, Ministry, Seether, Skold vs. KMFDM, Nitzer Ebb, Android Lust, and more. Sweet!
  • Weak cellphone law puts drivers off the hook: When lawmakers addressed the issue, they amassed sufficient votes only for a law that made talking on a handheld cellphone a secondary offense. If it were a primary offense, an officer could stop a violator on the spot for using a cellphone. But in our state, officers can stop an offender only for another reason, such as a busted taillight, weaving or following too close. During the stop, they can write an additional ticket for cellphone misbehavior. Of several states with cellphone bans, including California, Connecticut, New Jersey and New York, only Washington opted to make it secondary offense.
  • Whose Streets?: In both instances the the streets have been immediately appropriated for the purpose of joy—not commerce or commuting—and the Seattle police, who normally exist to protect commerce and commuting, have gotten it exactly right. They've ceded the streets to the celebrants and made it their duty to protect them and their temporary takeover of space that isn't theirs. On election night, I saw police keeping cars away from the street party in the above video. On Saturday night—or, really, at 2 a.m. on Sunday morning—I saw a lone police car parked so that it blocked traffic from descending the hill favored by the East Denny Way sledders, some of whom are pictured above.
  • Chart Porn: The Unofficial Theory Of Sci-Fi Connectivity: We've concentrated on three types of crossovers between series: Direct Crossover, where characters from one series or another have actually met in a story; Easter Egg, where elements of one series have appeared in another (often as geeky in-jokes), and Brand Crossover, where market forces have brought two disparate things together for no good reason (See Transformers/Star Wars).

The problem with time travel…

Yes, the problem. Because there is only one. ;)

I don’t even remember how we got on the subject, but something in a conversation with Prairie last night got me rambling on about the biggest problem I have with time travel stories. As fun as they are, there’s always been one thing that bugged me about them — though, admittedly, it’s most likely because in the majority of instances, worrying about it would essentially negate the possibility of the story working at all.

Essentially, it’s that while what makes the story fun is the ability to travel temporally, nobody ever seems to take into account the need to travel spatially as well.

The Earth rotates at a little over 1000 miles per hour. It also orbits the sun at around 67,000 miles per hour. Our solar system is moving through the galaxy at approximately 447,387 miles per hour. Our galaxy is moving at roughly 1.34 million miles an hour through the universe. So, assuming that those are all the variables we have to work with (that is, assuming that time is a constant within our universe, and that there is nothing “outside” our universe to measure its relative speed), we travel (very) roughly 6,679,393,200 miles per second relative to our universe.

So, were I to invent a time machine and move myself one second back in time, I’d end up popping back into the normal time stream somewhere more than six and a half billion miles away from where I started! Needless to say, I’d be incalculably lucky to end up arriving anywhere that would allow me to survive — most likely, I’d just end up floating out in the vacuum of space somewhere.

Any feasible time machine, then, would somehow have to ensure that the traveler was able to move temporally while remaining stationary spatially relative to their starting point, and not to the universe as a whole.

Tricky.

Not that that keeps me from enjoying time travel stories anyway, of course. But there’s always this niggling little voice in the back of my head…

Ten Tech Items Inspired by Science Fiction

(Originally posted on Google Answers, I’ve taken the liberty of reformatting this fascinating look at past visions of the future that influenced the technology of today. Note that I am not the author of this piece.)

Question:

I WAS going to ask you to research whether or not there have been any women in Sci-Fi but I have answered that myself, having found Flash Gordon’s moll.

However it is a Sci-Fi question.

Can you list 10 real technological ‘things’ that have reputedly come out of Sci-Fi stuff written in the 20th Century?

Here’s an example, computer viruses were reputedly inspired by ‘When Harlie Was One’ by David Gerrold.

Answer:

I have chosen ten outstanding technological concepts which had their
popular origins in the world of sci-fi. It is debatable, in some
cases, whether the science fiction source was the actual originator,
but it’s certainly true that each of these ideas was given a boost
into reality by an SF writer.

THE GEOSTATIONARY SATELLITE: Arthur C. Clarke

Although this concept was not described in a work of fiction, it was popularized by a man primarily known for his flights of fancy, Arthur C. Clarke:

A geostationary orbit (abbreviated GSO) is a circular orbit in the Earth’s equatorial plane, any point on which revolves about the Earth in the same direction and with the same period as the Earth’s rotation. It is a special case of the geosynchronous orbit, and the one which is of most interest to artificial satellite operators.

Geosynchronous orbits and geostationary orbits were first popularised by science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke Sir Arthur C. Clarke in 1945 as useful orbits for communications satellites. As a result they are sometimes referred to as Clarke orbits. Similarly, the ‘Clarke Belt’ is the part of space approximately 35,790 km above mean sea level in the plane of the equator where near-geostationary orbits may be achieved.

The Free Dictionary: Clarke Orbit

THE COMPUTER WORM: John Brunner

1975…John Shoch and Jon Hupp at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center discover the computer ‘worm,’ a short program that searches a network for idle processors. Initially designed to provide more efficient use of computers and for testing, the worm had the unintended effect of invading networked computers, creating a security threat.

Shoch took the term ‘worm’ from the book ‘The Shockwave Rider,’ by John Brunner, in which an omnipotent ‘tapeworm’ program runs loose through a network of computers. Brunner wrote: ‘No, Mr. Sullivan, we can’t stop it! There’s never been a worm with that tough a head or that long a tail! It’s building itself, don’t you understand? Already it’s passed a billion bits and it’s still growing. It’s the exact inverse of a phage – whatever it takes in, it adds to itself instead of wiping… Yes, sir! I’m quite aware that a worm of that type is theoretically impossible! But the fact stands, he’s done it, and now it’s so goddamn comprehensive that it can’t be killed. Not short of demolishing the net!’ (247, Ballantine Books, 1975).

Computer History Museum: Timeline

ORGANLEGGING: Larry Niven

A few organ transplants were being performed in the 1970s, but author Larry Niven was one of the first to write about some of the social problems that might accompany widespread use of this life-extending technology. Niven wrote several stories which involved huge “organ banks,” some of which were kept stocked by unwilling “donations” from prisoners who had committed petty crimes. A lucrative black market of human organ trafficking, which many believe exists today, was foreseen by Niven:

Organlegging is the removal of human organs by a means of theft for resale for profit. Larry [Niven] coined the phrase in his Gil the ARM Stories. The main character and detective of the future police force or ARM tracks down many of the ‘Organleggers’ and their crime syndicates and brings them to justice. Gil Hamilton’s most astonishing special ability is his telepathic psychic arm – but read the stories! The original Long ARM of Gil Hamilton collection was published in 1976.

Today the practice of selling organs for profit is becoming commonplace in the third world and increasingly these organs are being removed without the donor’s consent.

Nivenisms in the News

THE WALDO: Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein, one of science fiction’s greatest visionaries, is credited with creating the name (and popularizing the concept) of the Waldo, a device with which a human can manipulate objects by remote. In Heinlein’s tale, titled “Waldo,” a wealthy genius who is enfeebled by disease uses mechanical hands to interact with the world:

Afflicted with myasthenia gravis from earliest childhood, Waldo lacks the muscular strength to walk or lift things with his arms. By living in the weightlessness of space he is able to move freely. His primary invention is a system of remote-controlled mechanical hands which the world has nicknamed waldoes.

We Grok It: Waldo & Magic, Inc., 1942

Before their application in motion pictures and television, ‘Waldos’ primarily referred to the mechanical arms, telemetry, and other anthropomorphic gadgetry aboard the NASA spacefleet. NASA engineers in turn took the name from a 1940 Robert A. Heinlein novella about a disabled scientist named Waldo who built a robot to amplify his limited abilities.

Character Shop: What’s a Waldo, Anyway?

GYRO-STABILIZED PERSONAL CONVEYANCE: Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein again. In a 1940 short story, “The Roads Must Roll,” RAH described the “Tumblebug,” a one-person vehicle that is stabilized gyroscopically, much like the Segway Human Transporter (now available) or the Bombardier Embrio (which is still in development). The same story described a public transport system, the “rolling road,” that is similar to mass people-moving devices now in use at large airports.

A tumblebug does not give a man dignity, since it is about the size and shape of a kitchen stool, gyro-stabilized on a singe wheel…. It can go through an opening the width of a man’s shoulders, is easily controlled, and will stand patiently upright, waiting, should its rider dismount.

Danny’s Blog Cabin: Sci-fi authors predict the future (kind of)

THE WATERBED: Robert A. Heinlein

I’m not finished with Heinlein yet. ;-)

The modern waterbed was created by Charles Hall in 1968, while he was design student at San Francisco State University in California. Hall originally wanted to make an innovative chair. His first prototype was a vinyl bag with 300 pounds of cornstarch, but the result was uncomfortable. He next attempted to fill it with Jell-O, but this too was a failure. Ultimately, he abandoned working on a chair, and settled on perfecting a bed. He succeeded. His timing could not have been more perfect: the Sexual Revolution was under way, and Hall’s waterbed became enormously popular, making it one of the most notable icons of the 1970s. However, because a waterbed is described in the novel Stranger in a Strange Land… by Robert A. Heinlein, which was first published in 1961, Hall was unable to obtain a patent on his creation.

The Free Dictionary: Waterbed

Heinlein described the mechanical details of the waterbed in Stranger [in a Strange Land], which is where the rest of the world learned about it. But what’s more interesting, and less known, is why he came up with the idea: Heinlein, a man of chronically poor health, was trying to create the perfect hospital bed.

TSAT: Predicting the Future

HOME THEATER & WALL-MOUNTED TV: Ray Bradbury

Ray Bradbury is associated more with “soft” SF or fantasy than with “hard” science fiction. Nevertheless, there are several high-tech devices in Bradbury’s classic 1953 dystopian novel Fahrenheit 451 (which is absolutely unrelated to Michael Moore’s recent filmic diatribe). Most notable is Bradbury’s description of huge, photorealistic flat-screen televisions with elaborate sound systems in home entertainment rooms called “parlours,” which provide an array of soap operas and other mind-numbing diversions in a future society which has banned most books.

This may sound unremarkable to younger readers, but those of us who remember the tiny, indistinct black-and-white TV sets of the early 1950s were (and are) duly impressed by Mr. Bradbury’s vision.

THE FLIP-PHONE: Gene Roddenberry et al.

I’ve got to get my “Star Trek” plug in here somehow. The original, ’60s Trek looks extremely dated today; although it’s set hundreds of
years in the future, technology has caught up with it (and in some
cases surpassed it in ways that the creators could not have
anticipated). One thing that I find quite striking is the resemblance,
both in appearance and function, between the flip-open communicator
devices used by the crew of the Starship Enterprise and today’s
wireless flip-phones.

Star Trek communicatorHere’s a photo of a communicator, circa 1967.

Samsung v200 Flip PhoneAnd here’s a Samsung flip-phone.

When “Star Trek: The Next Generation” replaced the flip-style communicators with a “com badge” in the late 1980s, the future was again prefigured. Today, wireless LAN-based lapel communicators are commonly used in hospitals.

THE TASER: “Victor Appleton”

Author Victor Appleton (the pseudonym of Howard Garis, also known for the “Uncle Wiggily” books) provided inspiration for the modern personal protection device, the taser (or “stun gun.”) The word “TASER” is an acronym for “Thomas A. Swift’s Electrical Rifle,” so named because the inventor was an admirer of Tom Swift when he was a child. The book “Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle” was published in 1911. Tom Swift was the adolescent hero of a series of books aimed at juvenile readers. Tom was the Harry Potter of his day. The books typically told of Tom’s adventures involving high-tech equipment such as a “sky train” or an “electric runabout.” Monorails and hybrid cars, anyone?

The Taser was developed in the late 1960’s by Jack Cover, who came up with the idea as a result of hearing about a U.S. commission which was looking into non-lethal ways police could deal with violent offenders. Cover based the Taser on a kind of stun gun he had read about in the Tom Swift fantasy stories of his childhood, thus the acronym, ‘Thomas A. Swift Electrical Rifle’.

First used by the Los Angeles Police Department in 1976, the Taser is now used by hundreds of police departments in the U.S.

Smith Secretarial: High-Tech Non-Lethal Weapon New Option for Police!

MULTI-USER DOMAINS IN CYBERSPACE: Vernor Vinge

While many fans attribute numerous important details of cyberspace to author William Gibson, I’d like to look a bit farther back, to the seminal novella “True Names,” by Vernor Vinge. In this striking work of fiction (written in 1979 and published in 1981, long before personal computers and the Web became part of our daily lives), Vinge offers vividly imagined depictions of many concepts which are everyday Internet realities today. Vinge’s online communities presage chatrooms and multi-user domains in an uncannily accurate fashion (complete with a few disagreeable and destructive individuals who take pleasure in wreaking havoc). Vinge was, as far as I can tell, the first writer to use the term “avatar” to describe a digital image that represents an anonymous computer user. Vinge called the online access point a “portal.” As you read this 25-year-old story, it seems totally contemporary: much of what was fictional in 1979 is factual today.

True Names is about Roger Pollack, a well-to-do individual living in the early 21st century. In this wired world, Pollack is known on the ‘Other Plane’ of the computer net as Mr. Slippery, a top-flight warlock (hacker) and member of one of the foremost covens of such. Unfortunately, the government have figured out Mr. Slippery’s True Name, and captures him. But it’s not him they want: They want his assistance in finding and stopping another warlock, the Mailman, who they suspect of far worse plots than anything the garden-variety warlocks have concocted. With no choice, Pollack agrees.

Pollack contacts the rest of his coven, which the Mailman – who only communicates through time delay – has recently joined. The Other Plane is perceived by most as a fantasy world, and the details of the network are mapped to concepts familiar to that milieu. Individuals on the Other Plane adopt new identities, but keep their true names secret, since – as Roger has found out – blackmail is all too easy when someone knows who you are in the real world…

True Names was prescient in its day, foreseeing cyberspace and virtual reality in all its glory several years before William Gibson’s Neuromancer, and building on 70s stories like John Brunner’s The Shockwave Rider. Vinge correctly understood the importance of secrecy and cryptography, the coming pervasiveness of computer networks, and how the personal computer would open up the world of computing to the everyman.

Pages of Michael Rawdon: Vernor Vinge

Read it! You’ll be entertained and amazed.

A personal note: I regard this novella so highly that, when choosing my Google Answers screen name in 2002, I very nearly went with the name “Erythrina,” a major character from “True Names.” I decided not to use this name after I told a friend about my plans, and she said “Erythrina??? Isn’t that a disease?”

Others…

A wonderful site called Technovelgy.com has a list of 652 science fiction devices and concepts, some of which have “come true.” I’ve selected a few of the most interesting items:

Thanks

Many thanks for a truly fascinating question. I shall sign off by borrowing a charming phrase from my friend and colleague Denco-ga:

Looking Forward,

Pink

Sci-Fi museum to open in two months

Paul Allen’s new addition to the EMP, the Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame, is due to open in approximately two months, according to the Seattle P-I.

About 13,000 square feet of the Frank Gehry-designed EMP will be dedicated to the new Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame (which was initially dubbed SFX, for Science Fiction Experience). This new sci-fi wing will have three levels of exhibit space and add more than 1,000 square feet of performance space to EMP.

Exhibits and artifacts celebrating such movies and television programs as “Star Trek,” “Planet of the Apes” and “Dr. Strangelove” will be complemented by objects or exhibits aimed at demonstrating how the literary genre sometimes leads to real scientific developments or technological achievements.

I’ll be very interested in checking it out, of course — my only worry is that I found the EMP to be fairly ridiculously overpriced, and I wasn’t a large fan of how the displays were set up (very little textual information, as there were PDA-ish handheld audio devices to guide you through, which were too heavy and kind of a pain to use). Hopefully the SFX doesn’t have these same issues, though as they are part of the same complex, who knows.

Guess I’ll find out in June, huh?

Glitch

The following is a short story inspired in part by a dream I had last night. Other inspirations will probably become blazingly obvious as you read. ;) Enjoy — while it’s very likely far from perfect, it was fun to write.


“This is useless, we’re wasting our time here. Let’s go.” I stood up, letting my chair roll back a couple feet behind me. “Dan?” Dan looked up at me, then nodded, getting up from his chair too.

“I don’t think leaving will be quite as easy as you expect,” said our host. He reached out and pressed the button on his intercom. “Could you come in now, please? We’re having some…difficulties…in our negotiations.” The door to the conference room opened, and the two thugs that had ushered us upstairs came in and took positions in front of the door.

Dan glanced at me and rolled his eyes, then shrugged. We’d had to fight our way out of rooms before — it’s not our preferred exit strategy, but sometimes there just isn’t an option. “You know this is pointless, Rourke,” I said. “You can’t hold us here indefinitely. Even if you tried, we’d already called in to the precinct before coming in here, so when we don’t report in, more police will be on the way.”

Rourke leaned back in his chair, tapping the table with his pen. “Maybe,” he said, “but you don’t play this game as long as I have without taking a few risks when necessary. We have a little time, at least, before your superiors start to get restless. So may I suggest, gentlemen,” — the pen stopped tapping as he leaned forward again — “that you sit back down.”

“Oh, screw this,” Dan grumbled. “Come on, Matt.” The two guys at the door unfolded their arms as Dan started moving their way.

I gave a quick sigh, and started after him. “Here we go,” I thought, as Dan took a swing at one of the thugs, and the second started moving for me. The fight only lasted for a few seconds until I got a chance to reach for the doorknob, when suddenly the world seemed to hiccup.

{{
SYSTEM ERROR ||
RESET.PARAMETERS (
    errorPoint[
        dist(25)
        ]
    localEffect[
        sub(5).
        timeDisp(0).
        timeCont(ILLEGALPARAM)
        ]
    ) ||
ENGAGE
}}

“This is useless, we’re wasting our…what the hell?” I was sitting in my chair at the conference table again. Dan was back in his seat across from me, looking around the room, as confused as I felt. The two goons were nowhere to be seen, and Rourke was just sitting in his seat with a small smile on his face. “What the hell just happened?”

“Call it insurance, of a sort.” Rourke gestured at the contraption he’d had sitting on the table next to him since we came in. I’d noticed it, but hadn’t given it much thought. You get used to seeing all sorts of oddball equipment lying around when investigating industrial espionage in the tech sector. “A sort of ‘reset button’, if you will. I’ve found it to come in very handy at times.”

“That doesn’t make any sense,” Dan said. “I was just over by the door, standing over that poor excuse for a guard you’ve got, about to leave. Now I’m sitting here, the guards have disappeared, and you just say it’s ‘insurance?’ What did you do, knock us out?”

Rourke laughed. “Nothing so mundane. The guards are back outside, waiting for me to call them in. If you’ll check your watches, you’ll see that not enough time has gone by for me to have knocked you out, set you back in your seats, and then managed to wake you up again.”

I glanced at my wrist, and sure enough, only a couple minutes had passed since I’d stood up to leave. “Okay, then, what happened?”

Rourke gave a small shrug. “I’m not really sure that I can explain –”

“Typical,” I interrupted, “and convenient. Hell, it doesn’t matter, we’re still leaving. Dan?” Dan stood up, as ready as I was to get the hell out. “Don’t bother calling the goons again, Rourke, we can meet them on the other side of the door.”

As Dan and I strode for the exit, I heard Rourke say from behind me, “Oh, I won’t have to call them again.” I started to open the door…

{{
SYSTEM ERROR ||
RESET.PARAMETERS (
    errorPoint[
        dist(25)
        ]
    localEffect[
        sub(3).
        timeDisp(0).
        timeCont(ILLEGALPARAM)
        ]
    ) ||
ENGAGE
}}

“Now I’m sitting here, the guards have disa — fuck!” Dan broke off in the middle of his sentence and jumped to his feet.

I just sat in my chair, staring at Rourke. “This is impossible. What are you doing? What is that thing?” I asked, pointing at whatever it was that Rourke had next to him.

Rourke sighed. “As I was about to say before, I don’t know that I’ll be able to explain well, I don’t entirely understand it myself — but I’ll do my best.” He glanced up at Dan, who was peering around the room, trying to assure himself that it wasn’t rigged. “Would you mind sitting down? I’ll see how much I can explain.” Dan eyed him suspiciously, then sat down again.

“You know that I have an active interest in technology,” Rourke began. “I have several privately-funded labs working on projects — all quite legal, I assure you.”

“Right,” grunted Dan. I nodded — legal enterprises weren’t what had started us investigating Rourke in the first place. Rourke ignored our obvious skepticism, though, and continued on.

“Late last year, I got word that one of my more promising employees had been working on something unusual. Word reached me of a breakthrough of some sort, though the reports weren’t entirely clear as to what. Not long after that, he disappeared.”

“Disappeared?” I interrupted.

“We don’t really know — but I’ll get to that in a moment. May I continue?”

I nodded.

“In any case, yes, he disappeared. We went through his office afterwards and found this contraption, and enough notes to piece together what it did, though very little else. Quite frankly, we were lucky to get what we did — this machine was found in the trash, and he’d deleted everything on his computer. Our data recovery team spent a month reconstructing what they could from the hard drive.

“It appears that our young scientist was suffering from something of a crisis of faith. Not faith in religion, or in any sort of god, but faith in the world we live in. The documents we recovered were a curious mix of scientific theory, programming code in a language none of our other programmers recognized, and philosophical treatises. Normally we would have discounted all but the scientific and programming work, but he had cross referenced everything so that it was all tied together. Unfortunately, enough information was lost that most specifics were entirely unintelligible.

“What we could make sense of seemed to be concentrating on the feeling of deja vu — the unsettling feeling that you’ve experienced something before.”

Dan gestured towards the machinery on the desk. “I take it this all has something to do with that thing?”

“Quite right!” Rourke grinned. “It seems that in all this blend of philosophy and science that he had been working on, our scientist had started comparing deja vu to a form of ‘reset button’, such as you might find on any computer, or on a gaming console. Don’t like how things are progressing? Hit the reset, back up, and start over.”

I shook my head. “But that’s in a computer, in a game. You can’t do that in the real world.”

“Can’t I?” Rourke looked at me. “I seem to remember your getting up to leave this room — twice. And yet here we all sit.”

“How is that possible, though?” Dan asked. “I’m not a game. I don’t have a reset button.”

“Ah, but what if you are a game? Or in one? What if we all are? That seems to be where his research was heading before he disappeared. We’re still trying to make heads or tails of what we were able to discover — his jumbled ramblings would have been written off as insane raving if it weren’t for the quite convincing evidence of this little machine.

“Consider a program, used for testing the stability of a computer or its operating system, that is specifically designed to introduce an instability. Perhaps something as simple as trying to divide by zero, or attempting to write into a section of memory already reserved for the system. Programs such as these exist for every operating system in the world. Some are used benignly, to test a pre-release system to make sure there are no bugs. Some are used maliciously, in order to exploit bugs and hack into a system after release.

“We believe that this device is akin to that second type of program — a ‘hack’, if you will, designed to exploit not some mundane everyday computer, but the very world around us.”

“That’s impossible.” I shook my head. “The world isn’t some program to be hacked.”

“I would have said the same, a year ago. As would our missing scientist, I suspect, before he started this particular line of research. The existence of this machine, though, and its abilities, seem to indicate differently.”

I looked more closely at the contraption. It was fairly ungainly, looking as if it had been pieced together haphazardly, using everything from desktop PC parts to pieces bought off the shelf from a hardware store. Maybe it had been. “Okay, so just what is this ‘reset button’ doing? How does it work?”

Rourke shrugged again. “Unfortunately, we know very little about what it does, and virtually nothing about how it does it. It seems to have a fairly small field of influence — a sphere centered around the device, roughly twenty or thirty feet in diameter. At first we thought it might be a time machine of sorts, but it doesn’t seem to affect linear time at all. Your watches, for instance, will still match any clock outside this room. It merely repositions everything — and everyone — inside its effective radius to earlier states. The time period that it chooses for the earlier state seems to be variable, but randomly generated, though almost always within the rage of three to five minutes.”

“Three to five minutes? But that hardly seems useful at all.”

“True, but as you’ve seen for yourself, it does come in handy. Besides, we think that time periods much longer than that would require a much larger sphere of influence to work with.”

I almost felt like I was starting to get my head wrapped around the device itself, though I wasn’t sure I wanted to tackle the implications of its existence yet. “So anything outside this 25-foot sphere can’t be affected?”

“Exactly. If I were to push one of these chairs across the room and then trigger the device, then the chair would return to where it had been sitting earlier. However, if I pushed the chair down the hall and triggered the device, the chair would stay where it was, in the hall.

Dan leaned back in his chair and put his hands on his head, as if he was warding off a headache. I figured he probably was — I know I was starting to feel a slight twinge trying to take all this in. “This is crazy,” Dan said, “but okay, I’ve seen it work. What I don’t get is how it can work — and where’s that damn scientist? Wouldn’t he be able to answer some of these questions?”

Rourke grimaced and tossed his pen onto the table. “He probably could. Or he could at least give us more coherent theories than what we’ve been able to piece together, if he couldn’t actually answer the questions. But when I say that he seems to have disappeared, I mean that quite literally, and I don’t believe that there’s much chance that we’ll be seeing him again.

“You see, we keep our laboratories under constant surveillance, for security measures. Key cards to get in, biometric scanners, and so on. We’ve been able to trace his movements on the night he disappeared — up to a point.

“He came to the lab just after 11pm. Checked in, and went down to his office. He dumped the device in the trash, probably figuring we’d just toss it as a failed project. He then wiped every piece of data on his computer except for the system itself and a chat program. We have a network record of his logging on to a chat room and having a very brief conversation with someone named ‘Switch’. They asked if he was ready, and he gave them his office phone number. They called him — and he disappeared.”

“You mean he left?” I asked.

“No. If he’d left, we’d have records of him leaving the building. Video tape, access points, anything. As it is, we’ve got nothing. Everything we have says that he should still be in his office.”

“Could you trace the call?”

“We tried that. The call was almost too short to trace, but we should have been able to come up with something. We can’t, though — there doesn’t seem to be an access point for the phone call. It’s like someone patched into the phone system, but none of our technicians can come up with an idea of where, or how.”

I couldn’t seem to make any of this make sense. The pressure in the back of my head was building as I tried to work my way through it all. “No recordings of the call?”

“That we do have,” Rourke said, “though they hardly help. The phone rang, and he answered. A female voice said, ‘Just relax — we’ll have you out in a moment. This may feel a little odd.’ Then nothing. When his office was checked, the receiver was dangling like it had been dropped, and he was nowhere to be found.”

Dan stood up and started pacing across the room. “Okay, I just don’t get it. So you’ve got a mysteriously disappeared scientist, and a magic ‘reset button’. A reset button that does things that shouldn’t be possible. Where does that leave us?”

“That leaves us exactly where we started — though that may not be where we think. Or, at least, where you thought it was when you came in here.”

“What?”

“You came here,” Rourke continued, “accusing me of industrial espionage, and with some entirely unfounded rumors of drug trafficing on top of that. I refused to discuss them, preferring instead to make another offer — one which you refused to hear, and you attempted to leave. Now that you know more about why you couldn’t leave, I wish to make my initial offer known.

“I want you to work for me. I believe that, given the evidence I have presented you with, you two are already starting to suspect what I believe my scientist was working on, and what I am starting to believe myself. That this world is not what it seems. This machine, the program code we found on the computer — they point to another explanation, one that I’m not entirely comfortable with, and I don’t think you two would be comfortable with either.

“An explanation that says that at best, we are in far less control of our lives than we like to think — and at worst, that our lives may not even truly exist.”

“No!” I shook my head, then quickly stopped. That damn headache was getting worse the more I thought about this. “First off, I don’t know what that machine is, but it can’t mean what you’re saying it does. Besides, we’re not about to just walk away from our jobs, from the police.”

“Why not? You do control your own life, don’t you? Don’t you? Or are you so locked into your own little roles that you can’t accept the possibility that there is another answer?” I could feel Rourke’s eyes on me, boring into my skull.

“No. Damnit, no. We’re leaving.” I stood up. “I don’t know what kind of game this is, what you’re doing to screw with our heads, but we’re walking out that door.”

“I’m not going to let you do that.”

“Dan? Come on.” I walked around the table and pulled Dan up out of his seat. He looked at the machine on the table, then at me. “Look, Dan, it’s a trick of some sort. All we have to do is walk out that door.” I turned towards the door and began walking towards it.

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“You came here,” Rourke continued…then stopped. “Ah, and here we are again.”

“Goddammit!” I bolted up from my seat again, and watched Dan slump further down in his, crossing his arms on the table and burying his head in them. “This can’t be real!”

Rourke just shook his head.

My head felt like it was about to explode. I dropped back down in my chair. “Okay, so it’s real. It exists. And, what — we don’t?”

“Honestly, I don’t know.” Rourke spread his hands and indicated the room around us. “Does any of this really exist? Do we? I wish I had an answer. Personally, I think we must, at least in some fashion. ‘I think, therefore I am,’ and all that.

“The question may be, where do we exist? And in what capacity?”

“And you want us to help you find out? We’re not scientists, we’re policemen.”

“Detectives, to be precise. Which is exactly why I want you to help me. You must have seen some unusual things. Heard rumors of odd events. Unsolved disappearances. Mysterious cases — real world ‘X-Files’ material, if you like. Clues. Pointers. Anything that might explain what this,” he pointed to the machine, “and all of this,” as he gestured around the room, “really means.”

Suddenly, I laughed. “Isn’t it obvious? You said it yourself — it’s a game. We’re a game. You’ve got the reset button right there. I don’t know how this scientist of yours built the button inside the game, but….” I trailed off as the headache washed over me again, when suddenly pieces started to fall into place.

Rourke started to speak again. “Really, I’m not sure it’s as simple as….”

“Wait,” I interrupted him again. “If this is a game — a program of some sort — then there are rules. And if there are rules…then I can cheat.”

Dan lifted his head from his arms and looked across the table at me. “Cheat?”

“Well, isn’t that what that thing is doing? Cheating?” I pointed at the ‘reset button.’ “Like backing up a few steps every time you screw up in a game. But that can’t be the only way to do it.

“Look — to be able to cheat, or at least to cheat well, you have to know the rules, right? You’ve got to know the rules before you can break them. So if we’re in some sort of game, program, whatever, then we just need to figure out what the rules are.” I stood up and started to rub the back of my head while I thought. The headache seemed to be centered at the back of my skull, just above my neck, and while rubbing it didn’t really seem to help, it didn’t make it any worse either. Besides, it helped me think.

Dan looked like he was starting to get over the shock of the situation, as he started to work through what I was saying. He wasn’t entirely convinced, though. “How can we do that, though? I mean, if we’re inside this thing, how are we supposed to know what the rules are?”

“Well, think about it. If we’re right, then we’ve been ‘playing’ this thing our whole lives without knowing it. Since we don’t live in some sort of bizarre Super Mario World, what if….” I trailed off for a moment. The headache was definitely centered at the back of my skull now, like an icepick driving into my brain. It hurt, but seemed to help me concentrate, too. “It’s got to be something simple. We’re part, everything around us must be part.

“That’s got to be it!” As the realization hit me, the pain in my head seemed to explode for a moment. I had to grip the back of the chair to keep from doubling over as the wave of pain washed over me — though, oddly, instead of the blinding white flash I expected, everything momentarily took on a greenish tinge. Then it was gone, and as I straightened back up, I realized that the headache was gone too.

“What do you mean?” asked Rourke. Suddenly, when I turned to look at him, I realized that he’d never really be able to understand. What seemed so clear to me now was totally beyond him. He was as surely locked into his own role as he had earlier accused Dan and I of being. He could grasp the concepts, but he would never be able to step through the very door that he had just forced me through.

I looked down at him as he sat in his chair, one hand hovering near the machine on his desk. “You’ll never really get it, Rourke. You want to, and you’re close, but you’re too tied down. Look, you were more right than you’ll ever understand. I don’t know what the game is, but I know the rules — and I know that I can break them.”

I turned to Dan. He was standing up now, too, looking confused. “Are you okay, Matt?”

“Yeah, Dan. You will be too, I think — just not yet.”

“Not yet?”

“Yeah. Look, Dan — this is going to sound really odd, but I think you should take Rourke up on his offer.”

Rourke looked almost as surprised at that as Dan did. Dan looked like he was about to start slugging me. “What are you talking about? We came here to question this guy, not get mixed up in some crazy, science fiction bullshit scheme…”

“I know, I know. But listen to me. Rourke’s scientist stumbled onto a bigger breakthrough than I think Rourke realized, even when he found his little toy. He’s not going to be able to reach the same breakthrough — but I think that you will. Just not today.”

Rourke was starting to look more than a little steamed, as I continued to disregard him. “Oh, and I suppose you’ve made this ‘breakthrough?'”

I glanced his way, then looked back at Dan. “Just kick around with him for a while, Dan. Keep your eyes open. Work your way through all of this. If I’m right, you won’t have too long to wait.”

Dan put his hands on the table and looked down for a moment, thinking, then sighed and looked back up at me. “And what are you going to do?”

“In the long run? I’m not sure. But right now — it really is time for me to go.”

A short bark of a laugh escaped Rourke’s lips. “Haven’t we been through this before? You didn’t leave before, and you sure as hell aren’t leaving now! I want some answers. I want to know what you’re talking about, damnit!”

“I know you do, Rourke,” I said as I turned away from him and walked around the table, passing Dan on my way towards the open window. “Dan — think about it. Give it a shot. I’ll keep an eye out for you, and I think you’ll be seeing me again soon.”

I saw Dan nod hesitantly, then turned to look out the window. As I put my hands on the windowsill, I heard Rourke muttering behind me. “Crazy fool thinks he’s going to jump out the window…I told him he wasn’t leaving…”

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I turned from the window. Dan was back in his seat, and he and Rourke were turning around to look at me. I’d actually felt the ‘reset button’ that time — or maybe seen it. A brief flash when everything around me took on that odd greenish tint again — only this time, I ignored it, and watched the wave pass over me.

“How the hell…?” Rourke actually looked a little frightened now.

“Just another rule to be broken, Rourke. Maybe you’ll understand eventually. For now, though — it’s time for me to break some of the fun rules.” And with that, I calmly stepped up onto the windowsill, paused for a moment to glance down the eight stories to the street below, and then leapt to the balcony of the building across the street as easily as I’d skipped over cracks in the pavement as a child.

I had a whole world to explore, and I had a hunch that I couldn’t be the only one in the world to have realized the simplest truth of all — that rules were made to be broken. I had some friends to find.

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###About ‘Glitch’###

Okay, yeah, so I’ve had The Matrix on my brain recently. ;) I guess this is my first foray into ‘fanfic’?

About half of what ended up in the story is derived more or less from the dream I had, though the ending is very different. I was intending on just putting the dream to paper, but somewhere around midway through, the characters started taking the story in their own direction.

The dream actually ended with both protagonists escaping by climbing down the outside of the building, while the antagonist (and others in the room) were ‘frozen’ by the reset button (which had more of a time-displacement effect in the dream). Once they reached street level, they noticed other versions of themselves wandering around. At that point, the dream went ‘outside’ to some dialogue dealing with running multiple simulations concurrently, and how the protagonists newfound ability to break the laws of the simulation had triggered another bug that combined all running simulations into one (hence the multiple versions of the main characters), and now all the simulations were going to need to be wiped and rebooted.

I liked that a lot (and it was one heck of a head trip to wake up to), but the story didn’t end up moving in that direction. I’m fine with that, though, as I do like what I ended up with.

Anyway, that’s that. Hopefully you enjoyed it! Questions, comments, words of wisdom, and (hopefully constructive) criticism are, of course, more than welcome.